Duolingo, but for shitting

Everyone please go to the link below and vote for My Beautiful Boy Evan White and any other 49 chumps at.mariners.com/aJ3T3lkx1EfQ

You got any games on your phone?

Actual Play d&d shows are just soap operas for Millennials

I read this aloud to my wife and she died

a second dorg has hort the towers

spiderpussy georg

I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote

consts are dumb get with the times be flexible gosh

Lesbians

Cool friend has new music go give the money bucks kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/lucill...

Gonna go eat my feelings and have ice cream straight out the carton, but also not having lactaid so I can shit out my feelings later This started as a bit but why not ritualistic release all my shit feelings along with my shit shit

Halloween costume ideas: skeleton but to make it extra spooky it's covered in flesh and skin and has to work 40 hours a week

I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit

Women are still my favorite guy

why is the flag at half-staff did it happen

okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels

the seattle mairiners are at it again

best ass award 25 years running

I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick

- dashare.zone ADMIN

I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song

the seattle mairiners are at it again

someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual

bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves

Carly Rae Jepsen is magical and I will fight anyone on this topic

I love how clearly you can see on this graph exactly when the Etsy Witch happened

Dom Canzone hit THREE home runs in tonight's game and WAS NOT MENTIONED in the MLB.com recap, that's how much of The Guy Big Dumper is right now. Dude's batting over .300 and the stadium's Calzone isn't even named after him, it's the Cal-zone. Cal is having such a season, nothing else exists.

I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote

Lately I have had an itch to just go on a trip. Just zero planning, get in a car and drive figure out where you're going, what you're doing, where you're spending the night along the way I don't know why, this is the opposite of who I am as a person

ive based my entire career on fucking around surely I will never find out

We need a version of crab rave where all of the crabs have faces that are like 20% too small

Ben Affleck has all the right ingredients to be attractive but he rarely manages it.

I think the algorithms have gained enough sentience to be shady little bitches. I just got a push notification from Netflix that said like "this title made us think of you" and it was something called "Train Wreck: Poop Cruise" No human has ever zinged me this bad

whats the genre called where it's true crime but fake

It's true love when you know you'll still love your wife no matter how she answers "is there a Starbucks cup full of piss on our bathroom counter"

Rollin up on to dating apps like "hey I'm actually saturated and the thought of adding more social to my life is mildly terrifying but the bookstore you're standing in in your picture looks cool what bookstore is that"

hey gurl, you must be a baldurs gate character because I could ass stare for an eon

Femboy Kreuger

To anyone who has successfully parlayed casual flirting with a coworker into actually hanging out in real life, how did you do that

It's called "micromanaging" because it's what managers do if they have a micropenis

I will not stand for this Mazes and Monsters erasure

Hey I am having a rough day please reply to this post with pictures of cool birds. Also please repost for more people to post bird pics

Hey I am having a rough day please reply to this post with pictures of cool birds. Also please repost for more people to post bird pics

Happy birthday to Hollywood weirdo Monroe Owsley and if you don't know who that is you should check out this book Chace wrote about him

welcome to spookymonth

How did we, as a society, allow the Black-Eyed Peas to happen

Just had a dream that was How I Met Your Mother but Ted Moseby had no finger bones. Just real noodle fingers. It was never acknowledged.

this is free, btw

pigeons are just doves with a personality send post