I came here to watch the Mariners win and shit my pants; and I'm all out of shit

Women are still my favorite guy

why is the flag at half-staff did it happen

okay but what if I enjoy inventing wheels

the seattle mairiners are at it again

best ass award 25 years running

I don't know if I will ever forgive her for making a sizeable chunk of my therapy session about Travis Kelce's giant dick

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I've gotta say "you're dead and that makes me personally sad because I missed the opportunity to fuck up your life while you were alive" is a weird concept for a song

the seattle mairiners are at it again

someone did a cover of a George Michael song and changed the words so it is MORE about dicks are y'all really trying to tell me these are the actions of a heterosexual

bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves

Carly Rae Jepsen is magical and I will fight anyone on this topic

I love how clearly you can see on this graph exactly when the Etsy Witch happened

Dom Canzone hit THREE home runs in tonight's game and WAS NOT MENTIONED in the MLB.com recap, that's how much of The Guy Big Dumper is right now. Dude's batting over .300 and the stadium's Calzone isn't even named after him, it's the Cal-zone. Cal is having such a season, nothing else exists.

I need the Adam Sandler remote from that movie about why you should never use the Adam Sandler remote

Lately I have had an itch to just go on a trip. Just zero planning, get in a car and drive figure out where you're going, what you're doing, where you're spending the night along the way I don't know why, this is the opposite of who I am as a person

ive based my entire career on fucking around surely I will never find out

We need a version of crab rave where all of the crabs have faces that are like 20% too small

Ben Affleck has all the right ingredients to be attractive but he rarely manages it.

I think the algorithms have gained enough sentience to be shady little bitches. I just got a push notification from Netflix that said like "this title made us think of you" and it was something called "Train Wreck: Poop Cruise" No human has ever zinged me this bad

whats the genre called where it's true crime but fake

It's true love when you know you'll still love your wife no matter how she answers "is there a Starbucks cup full of piss on our bathroom counter"

Rollin up on to dating apps like "hey I'm actually saturated and the thought of adding more social to my life is mildly terrifying but the bookstore you're standing in in your picture looks cool what bookstore is that"

hey gurl, you must be a baldurs gate character because I could ass stare for an eon

Femboy Kreuger

To anyone who has successfully parlayed casual flirting with a coworker into actually hanging out in real life, how did you do that

It's called "micromanaging" because it's what managers do if they have a micropenis

I will not stand for this Mazes and Monsters erasure

Hey I am having a rough day please reply to this post with pictures of cool birds. Also please repost for more people to post bird pics

Hey I am having a rough day please reply to this post with pictures of cool birds. Also please repost for more people to post bird pics

Happy birthday to Hollywood weirdo Monroe Owsley and if you don't know who that is you should check out this book Chace wrote about him

welcome to spookymonth

How did we, as a society, allow the Black-Eyed Peas to happen

Just had a dream that was How I Met Your Mother but Ted Moseby had no finger bones. Just real noodle fingers. It was never acknowledged.

this is free, btw

pigeons are just doves with a personality send post

It's important in times like these to find and celebrate the joy. MY BOY GENO IS HOME!!!

Oh phew we can hate the Astros based on the team's actual players again

love any story where killing god is like the 40% point

I get to be besties with this beautiful idiot

Summer is an ordeal to be endured on the way to spooky season. Spirit Halloween has already inhabited the husk of Joann's Fabrics. It won't be long now

"The Mariners got Suarez back, we are definitely going to win the world series now" I announce at my press conference on an aircraft carrier in front of a big "mission accomplished" banner

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HELL YEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

It was a real missed opportunity to not address in Freddy vs Jason that Jason in dog form pissed fire on Freddy's grave and brought him back to life (this is real)

did u know that adidas is an acronym? All day I dream about slorp

wait what did Natalie Imbruglia actually do then