losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

In a dream I had the idea to redraw Krang with the face of 80's wwf manager Bobby "the brain" Hennen and the body of Andre the Giant. i woke up & thought that was too niche, then I read on Wikipedia that he also managed King Kong Bundy & I think that might actually be the story behind this design.

We truly live in a society!

I have no idea what she said to prompt this punchline?

I can't believe this guy built robots to whip slaves so the slaves work hard, when the robots could probably build faster and more percise than a guy getting whipped... but then again, that does sound like something evil a rich person would do.

Is it too late to activate sleeper agent Grimes?

I have been in a lot of tourist shops this week and most graphic design has been setting off my AI-dar. For example this lazer burnt wood.

A peek at the Gynoid Distribution table at TCAF @torontocomics.bsky.social !! 262A!! third floor aka the ice rink!! Right next to the bestie @zootzonk.bsky.social!! very close to @diskettepress.com !! take part in a tranSEXual comix future!! Magic is real for two whole days!!!!!!!!

Im leaving Toronto for most of June, which gives me the fomo for missing TCAF and the various trans pride things i would go to. Idk 🤷‍♀️

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

{extremely chris cornell and/or johnny cash voice} 🎶I'M GONNA BREAK 🎶I'M GONNA BREAK MY 🎶GONNA BREAK MY CUCKIN' CHAIR....... .......🎶AND CUM

One time I was riding my bike through a park in Montreal and I was tricked into partaking in a sick humiliation ritual. When I found out it was being funded by the CBC I was mortified, our taxes are paying for this? They said it was just for laughs, but I demand justice for my provoked gaffs!

This Lizard design is so good. I'm glad Marvel Legends are doing more figures outside of their house style. The Marvel Rivals figures look very cool too.

if people advocating against genocide makes you uncomfortable perhaps it's time to interrogate that feeling instead of making it everyone else's problem.

I enjoyed this season of Daredevil, but also... its sorta like the wire for babies?

This story is so good. I only ever heard about it long after the discourse, so I had the sweet privilege of hindsight (+ being a well read perv), but wow, folks were being dork ass losers for causing such a stink. Also, if Isabel sees this, its cool girl, you can transition, keep writing stories.

I've been listening for it, and nobody on Survivor Season 50 has mentioned the prize money. I might have missed it, season 40 made a big todo about being 2million dollars so I was expecting a similar announcement on the premiere but they didnt say anything at all... everyone is just there for fun?

It feels like the film Strange Days (1995) came about after James Cameron watched a bunch of Cronenberg movies between coverage of the LA riots and Libbed out a screenplay.

Just thinking about the time just before covid lock down and I was at a Wendy's in rural Ontario and an older woman asked their table if they were interested in seeing that Birds of Prey movie and this snotty teenage boy said "no way, its just feminist propaganda!" and his mom just let him say it...

Man... we asked for high- concept distopia, not this bullshit.

This is contrary to the society I want to live in, one where Nirvanna the Band keeps getting to do wacky shit around town and not get shot.

Trial by Wombat.

ICE has been hacked! And you can explore the data, which includes every DHS contract, in this convenient new tool micahflee.github.io/ice-contracts

Trying to get in Babylon 5 and its a bit of a struggle at the start, but we just watched episode 7 where there is a rise of human supremacists on the station and all the protagonists are disgusted by it and spring into action to stop them before it spreads. So, hell yeah, we are on board.

I'm gonna make the wild speculation that Keith David is playing Professor X.

Remember when people used to be all “hard times creates great art” because no actually it’s just this.

happy international women's day

Life hack: If you BECOME A TRANSGENDER WOMAN then you get to BE A TRANSGENDER WOMAN!

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Skate. Season 1: the 90s Season 2: radical 80s Season 3: retro 70s Season 4: hippy jump da sixties Season 5: Happy Days, ehhhh skate onnit Season 6: earn warbonds and ripchips for the troops!

Let Richard Kelly make more movies!

you have to be loudly pro-pornography and you have to never shut up about it. you have to become the "they want to take away your freedom of expression vis-à-vis cocks and boobs" person to everyone you know. i'm sorry to say it but it's just how it is right now

I really like how they cut out most of the parts of the book I didn't like anyway... but then I was very confused when they cut out my favorite part of the book and kate bush's song, where is the freaking ghost?

I've heard people enjoy the ABSOLUTE DC books, but i never got on board and from the outside it seems DC is racing to import their IP into it... "check out The Calendar Man, he's so fucking jacked and twisted!" Are they actually fun to read?

Starfeet Acab - I like the slow burn on Jayden (the gay klingon) and the show's Reggie (i forget his name) standing close to each other and doing breathe play. They absolutely need these characters to hook up, but I hope they save it for a while.

Every once in a while, I do the math to figure out how big Frank's 2000 inch TV is, and it's like 40 meters or 130 feet wide. Just FYI. Seems pretty big.

[at the divorce hearing] Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?" Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."

Heated Rivelry spoilers: The 2014, 2015, 2016 and 2017 MLH champion teams all have closeted gay captains. When this eventually revealed to the world, will there be a sorta gay money ball situation where every team tries to draft a gay captain?

i not sure what any of this means. where was the questions about wanting to turn into a bear sometimes?

*zooooooooming in*

Holy shit

Oh dang, episode 2 of starfleet academy is really good and funny and grounded. In Discovery main characters were always acting very emotional and impulsive, and they have put that energy into these 17 year old where it actually makes sense and let them bounce off the older characters teaching them..

I wish they would tone down the music on the new star trek shows. I don't like how much its trying to tell me how to feel about what's going on. Make it more boring is a weird note, but that's what I want.

imagine if it happens on tv

Who's your Mt. Rushmore of ________ is such an annoying question. Like, are these the best 4 presidents even? Who's the Teddy Rosevelt of professional wrestling? Can Jefferson do a moonsault? Is Chris Jericho more of a JFK? I don't like presidents? Wtf is this?

I think Nancy Wheeler had such a cool outfit/hair style this season. It kept reminding me of a cross between Ellen Ripley and Kitty Pryde.