I tend not to talk about it too much on main, but seeing as it's #BandcampFriday it would be remiss not to mention that you can digitally download the full catalogue of my ramshackle indie outfit @jadednoonwives.bsky.social (album + 6 non-album singles) for roughly the price of a decent pint.

Shot/chaser 🤣

If you're going to be hanging on every cryptic word from @reluctantnicko.bsky.social and @fabriziorom.bsky.social today, this one's for you.

Nearly Transfer Deadline Day. We made a song about it

Who wants a song inspired by the football transfer window? open.spotify.com/track/2bosTB...

I won't stop putting my music on Spotify, because it's still where most listeners find new music. Nor will I badger my fans to leave it, because that's none of my business. But I'm done giving them my money when I will likely never see another cent from them again in royalties.

Bye then, Spotify.

Third single of the month just went up on Bandcamp (will be everywhere else tomorrow). I Used To Run is a heart-on-sleeve, introspective effort about getting out of shape and wondering who that guy who used to run marathons even was jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com/track/i-used...

Redesigned the Bandcamp page to embrace a deliberately Geocities / Myspace era vibe, because somehow Bandcamp seems to suit that aesthetic jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com

Done a content youtu.be/XC1IQYU24-s?...

I'm in the studio I'm at the hotdesk I'm in the combination studio and hotdesk

Is there a Ghost template that puts links/nav bar prominently upfront when viewed on mobile, anyone know? Asking for a me

My mom’s BF sent me a t-shirt

Who likes slightly wonky outsider-art indie rock? Lo-fi in the old, early-90s-GBV sense? This is a thread of my 2025 releases. You'll find them all on your streaming service of choice or at jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com

We all need some light relief so blessing your timeline with SQUIRRELS

We all need some light relief so blessing your timeline with SQUIRRELS

Daily Robert Pollard #1: What Begins On New Year's Day

[Ron Howard voice] Jaded Noon Wives did none of these things in 2025.

Remember, it's only dadrock if it's made by an actual dad. Otherwise it's just sparkling indie nonsense.

Thankyou good sir or madam, whoever you might be

Love these little motivational messages

Remember, it's only dadrock if it's made by an actual dad. Otherwise it's just sparkling indie nonsense.

Morning #MusicSky / #DIYSky, has anyone been bold/deranged enough to release new music on Mad Friday? Reply with links and I'll have a listen. Both Christmas and non-Christmas songs welcome

5 things I want to do as a DIY indie musician in 2025 🎸 Play a live show 👕 Make some merch 🎵 Finish and release the WIP EP 🎶 And another album maybe I dunno 🖤 Get enough fans that a limited physical release wouldn't feel completely like vanity publishing #diysky #musicsky

This track of ours keeps drawing comparisons to Sparklehorse, it's a stripped-down acoustic number that draws on videogame metaphors as I gently freak out about mortality and the pace of modern life #OriginalMusicTracks #MusicSky #diysky

It's #BandcampFriday which means that if you spend £5 on my album then the whole of that £5 goes to me and I can spend it on a pint. So you are in effect buying me a pint, but also 10 tracks of off-kilter indie pop is yours to keep. Everyone wins jadednoonwives.bandcamp.com/album/old-bo...

This is weird, but maybe helpful for other folks: I've been struggling with a persistent ringing in my ears for months, and finally scheduled an appointment to get it checked out. The doctor found a tiny experimental noise band in there. Little table full of gear, bunch of cables and everything

Never had enough streams to qualify for an Artists Wrapped before, How Exciting. (Relevant stat not pictured: Payouts $0.00¢) #SpotifyWrapped

Hey @leftcircles.bsky.social, just wanted to make sure you see this. Honestly my favourite song of the year, the stats reflect reality 💚

It's normal to be in your own Spotify Wrapped rundown, right...?

This is caused by the subwoofers, happy to help

Hello new followers 👋 Dave here, I make music under the name Jaded Noon Wives. I'm bad at identifying genres but let's go with jangly lo-fi indie pop. First album out now, currently working on a fun and skuzzy EP for release early 2025. Find us on any streaming service through this omnilink 🔗

If you’re looking for some good new music, try this wild starter pack of indie artists and bands that would love your support! It is a wide variety of flavors. Also, still plenty of room open if anyone else wants to be included in the list, just let me know! go.bsky.app/LaypdLx

I missed the Fortnite season finale in-game concert on Saturday because I was out at the pub but the way my kid tells it I missed a wild ride - Eminem was rap-battling his younger self while they fought each other in giant mechs?

@daringcoyotes.bsky.social Great to see you over here, man!

When did we normalise end of year / "best of 20XX" roundups dropping at the start of December?

If you see this, post an album cover with a car on it

Pleased to report that November brought a further 7¢ in royalties and a first ever sale on Bandcamp. It can only be a matter of time before I'm invited onto MTV Cribs 🤑

Another social media app, wheeeeeeee (this one is good, though, which helps)