13th August BINDEPENDENCE DAY !! #Claction

The shackles are off on investigations into #Reform finances. The Met, NCA and the Commons Standards Committee are all pursuing different, apparently dodgy deals. #Farage and ‘Tice but Dim’ are facing some very awkward questions.

What’s that, Dale? You want to give me an unconditional personal gift of £5million to do whatever I want with? Sure! I just need to fill out a form. If I didn’t declare it that would be silly.

One of Count Binface's slogans, Vote for the bin, not the rubbish.

Jenrick seems to like ‘Martini Money’ too…any time…any place…any where… Not sure being clueless is much of a defence. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This brilliant piece of work by Anna Isaac at #TheGuardian has so many easily answered questions for #Farage #Tice and Reform. However, they both seem reluctant to clear up the financial complexities. I suppose doing so under oath is a possible solution ? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"Hands up if you called a by-election to distract attention from your dodgy finances but ended up running against a bin and looking like a right dick"

Rachel Reeves is having as much fun as the rest of us. #Clacton

When #Farage claims he was only an influencer and #GBNews host prior to the £5m Crypto bung, can someone politely remind him of his 21 years as an MEP.

A party political broadcast on the behalf of #CountBinface www.instagram.com/reel/Daflfz_...

Robert Jenrick cutting an increasingly ludicrous character every day as he attempts to defend the indefensible He was always a deeply unpleasant politician but now he’s just a complete joke

The Monster Raving Loonies have entered a candidate in the #Clacton by election www.echo-news.co.uk/news/2626255...

The establishment candidate !! #Clacton

Farage being the “victim” of his own decision to call a by election is peak #Reform

In an unexpected plot twist we now have Daily Mail journalists rummaging though the bins of #CountBinface

No by-election will get him out of this.

Brought down by Binface

Streisand Effect

Who is Count Binface ? The voters in #Clacton have the opportunity to find out ! #VoteBinface

It’s the election special “Question Time” I’m most looking forward to. #Clacton

In the interest of balance, and electoral rules, the #BBC are bound to give #CountBinface equal airtime to #Farage #Clacton

So after spending years posing as a political martyr for being "debanked", we now find out Nigel Farage was also reported by bankers to the National Crime Agency over money laundering concerns, after secretly taking millions of pounds from a crypto billionaire

so this incident in the pub, in which a "mob" bashed Nigel's car up so badly it was written off, but it seems no-one filmed it? for socials? and he didn't tell his insurer or the police or the media? gee whizz, i wanna know more about this, sounds terrible

The people of Clacton and Count Binface have the chance to do something unbelievably funny here.

Farage versus Binface is absolute the summer we deserve

I’m worried the Monster Raving Loonies will split the #CountBinface vote. #Clacton

I’m always critical of how political parties plan strategy around comms and messaging, but if they’ve actually laid a bear trap for #Farage, and had someone whisper in his ear, “Resign and call a by election now”, I’d like to heartily congratulate all concerned.

#Farage fighting #Clacton as the anti establishment candidate, when his only opponent is #CountBinface really is peak #Reform

The #Clacton campaign must be run on the “Vote #Binface to find out who he is” angle. This will attract a lot of potential Farage voters, particularly if #thebinwillwin hashtag gets traction. You’re welcome.

Calling a by-election over the sovereign right of every MP to take secret gifts from a convicted criminal. What a time to be alive.

So who bought all the houses?

Are we really gonna have Farage v Binface in Clacton as the other parties quite rightly step aside in what is a fake by election ? My post from May 10th

“After it ended, the Belgian team’s social media account had a message to the U.S. on Twitter: “Overturn this.” Perfect. #WellPlayed #Belgium

Farage appears to be on the run in this clip.

I’ve got a weird thought in the back of my mind that Ivan Toney is gonna take the one chance he gets at #WC26 #england

Tony Bloom, have you got the cojones to offer Marcus Rashford first team football at a club that would adore him ?

Will #FIFA suspend Quansah’s red card too ??

What did #Coutts know when they chucked #Farage out of their bank ??

Is Farage riding the #bungwagon out of UK politics ?

The Farage #bungwagon rolls on. How many more dodgy donors has Farage failed to declare ? The #SundayTimes has exposed another today, and I dare say other journalists are digging round. If he gets a recall petition, my take is he won’t fight Clacton again. He will quit.

I’m adopting the “Lasso Perspective”

It appears there is.

Channel 4 have commissioned a show about Nigel Farage: Location Location Location Location Location

Both attendees are said to be fine.

#CapeVerde tourism is gonna go through the roof.

I bet she wishes she knew somebody who had the power to regulate X, so she didn't have to just turn her back while it continues to poison society.

#r4today reporting BBC’s investigation into people smuggler ‘King’. Justin Webb totally crestfallen when told by immigration specialist that Brexit binned the data sharing agreement we had with the EU. So, we can’t now properly check. We don’t have access to Eurodac - the fingerprint database. Ffs.

As my Dad would have said, “Bent as a nine bob note”

The #WorldCup has so far been a greater success than I ever expected. Not for footballing reasons, but for the Canadian grit, the Norwegian rowers and the Socceroos strength in diversity. So many other individuals like #Vozinha inspiring greatness. Fuck #Trump and #Musk for worshipping division.