“3 gram blunt straight to my face. 4 damn percs flowing in my veins. 5 damn oxys I’m in pain…” One of my favorite addiction related creations.

love me some fettuccine alfredo

Bluesky seems so pleasant that it's jarring. It's too pleasant after having been on Twitter for years.

“I’ll drink alone, punish myself with some shots…” one of the alcohol maps I made a year or two ago

Feel like that has to be some of the most curious lost history. All those untold millions that selectively grew and cultivated a vast land of fruit and nuts. Wild how we find more and more of their works all the time www.scientificamerican.com/article/10-0...

The chair sitter has logged on

howdy ho peeperinos

Increasingly of the mind to pursue my other interests as a career rather than politics. I think politics will just be my hobby.

President Fred enjoying some nice weather outside

For whatever reason I always confuse Billy West and Burt Ward. I think "Burt Ward is Robin. No, he's a voice actor but I associate 'ward" with the narrator calling Robin Batman's 'ward'" But I was right the first time.

Burt Ward never really went anywhere after Batman.

President Fred is enjoying his new bed with his new toys

hello bluesky peeps. How is everyone?

DeSantis has got to be one of the fakest presidential candidates of all time. He's such a sad little man. He's one of those people who has spent years waiting to become President for no other reason than his own insecurity.

thinking about potatoes

the world’s most famous couch potato is unfamiliar with one of the most famous tropes in film and television. don’t mean to engage in hyperbole but sometimes the stuff this guy says strains credulity.

The Irish ancestry map is one of my favorite ancestry maps I’ve made! ☘️

Vivek: I am the ONLY candidate with the courage to gargle President Trump's balls, the others on stage are only willing to stroke his shaft.

Joe Biden has refused to do anything about the Loch Ness Monster

hello bluesky peeps, weirdos, and fellow morons alike

Republicans are bringing up the prestige of this unnamed senator, who they always bring up but never name, whenever talking about McCormick's West Point education. I decided to look it up It was Arlen Specter, who left the GOP and liked Obama lol @drewsav.bsky.social @trevorhistory.bsky.social

Ramaswamy is a particularly grim building block of the fascist movement because he advocated none of this stuff, like, six months ago, he's just a smug little debate creep grabbing with both hands at what looks advantageous

President Fred is back home from a week at camp

Which classic TV characters are NIMBYs or YIMBYs? - Addams Family: YIMBY - Grandpa Munster: NIMBY - Fred Flintstone: NIMBY - Archie Bunker: NIMBY - Yogi Bear: NIMBY

I just invented the phonograph

Julius Caesar is someone you're hearing more and more from these days

When incumbent Dem senator Mark Udall in 2014 ran ads that hammered his challenger for once supporting legislation that would completely ban abortion, a top reporter at a state newspaper snidely mocked him as “Mark Uterus.” The challenger, after winning, went on to help confirm Gorsuch & Kavanaugh.

Fred at doggie camp thinking about eating another dog's tail

On vacation. Headed to Disney World.

This is my favorite Stormtrooper.

the teenage mutant ninja turtles are ≈15 in their 1st appearance, which makes them gen x - 83 mirage comic - 87 cartoon - 88 archie comic - 90 films millennials - 97 next mutation - 03 cartoon - 2011 idw comic gen z - 12 nickelodeon toon - 14 bay films - 18 rise of the tmnt - 23 mutant mayhem

So I think we should state clearly that Trump's primary legal defense strategy is to win the 2024 presidential election and then use his office to dismiss the federal charges against himself if they're still pending and pardon himself if they aren't.

Professor Fred was very busy today

Trump is genuinely our most Reaganesque modern president in that he too sometimes ignores whatever question he’s been asked to talk about which CBS execs he’s friends with

Had a lot of Chick Fil-A lately and I have come to conclusion it is purely servicable food. Their soup is amazing though.

"O du lieber Augustin" big fan

The President is tired after a long day of work

Swedish people never shut up about their meatballs

Ukrainian ancestry map I made awhile back!

Time to talk about the Babylonians

Jahana Hayes 2022 re-election to CT-5! Forgot that I made this map! 🤣

Holy shit @drewsav.bsky.social how have I never heard of this before. Even the Wikipedia page for the 1986 Louisiana senate election didn't mention this before I added it. It is literally just the GOP saying "suppress the black vote"

With Twitter going down the shitter, BlueSky needs to step it up quite quickly or they risk not being viable.

I'm reading this book and there is already interesting stuff in it @drewsav.bsky.social

I love atupid people and there's nothing I love more than people talking to the police without an attorney present. Virtually every American knows their rights but are confident they can talk their way out of anything.