he ate the fuck out of this

caught me puppy

I thought of this on my drive home tonight and it had to be depicted

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

horsing around

can everyone stop talking about their partners please. im trying to accept that ill pawbably be alone forever

"call me jesus the way i whine and get bred" - bestie Roxie

Go braless, don’t voice train, untuck it queen 💅💋

after all, i believe it was confucious who said "tits on main is sick as hell. we all gon die so pop them things out"

i have a fever so i know im gonna have the most fucked up insane dreams tonight. #excited

i wish android tv let you change the brightness of ur tv easily like in the quick settings area. but nooo i have to stand up and squat down next to my tv buttons and i dont even wanna do that so its just bright in my room. ddc/ci exists for a reason guys lets all get together and use it its so cool

maybe there's 2 people inside everyone but one of them is stuck dealing with managing bodily functions and the other one is you, with a conscious that pilots the body. and maybe the reason mental illness exists is because sometimes the other person inside you gets upset about not being in control

Burger so good it cured my psychosis

i wish i was a masochist bcuz i'm not enjoying this sore throat

bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.

were told the reason women started shaving was because razor companies wanted more money and maybe thats true but it aint always about the money Spider-Man, sometimes its about equating features of an underdeveloped body with beauty in an effort to normalize the pedophiles who run the world

i think i need to be shot

big puppys and small puppys can cuddle and kiss and love each other furever

I don't care anymore. Fuck

George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument

tastes like i just smoked celery

when you need to sleep but you're feeling a little sex repulsed but you usually initiate sleeping after cranking one out

can someone send me $20 so i can change my name in warframe on my nintendo switch (it has my deadname in it help)

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

going to family thanksgiving on 20mg gummy wish me luck

konqi has something to say!

dont go quietly

honk honk!!

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

wii_u

First eye of cthulhu fight ever recorded #terraria

pooping in the toilet

ummmm if you don’t want to get picked up by your students don’t go to a college bar? smh

i wish terraria on switch 2 was 1080p in handheld mode

you all love to talk all this shit about how "intersex people PROVE that twans people are valid 🥺" until it comes time to actually listen to the intersex people who tell u that sex assignment is coercive and is a tool of medical torture and societal control and then its all "bbbut chromosomes!"

sauté

i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind (thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)

dear netease please never block linux from playing marvel rivals it would break my heart into a million tiny pieces

were so fucking back guys

Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c

linux won the console war

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

Been hearing a lot regarding secure chat protocols lately, but I have a hard time trusting these, it takes a lot of care to be fully secure, there's no easy solution. No, you see, the one secure protocol I vouch for is whispering softly into eachother's ears whilst snuggled up under covers.