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'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy. Original post

(respectfully) fuck that call and fuck mls rules with var #NERCLT

🎶 what did you expect from MAYYYYY …it had to be done chorus.fm/share/song/s...

hotel coffee shop opened at 7. 6:58 i got out of bed and said “i’m going to give them space.” we’re level now. you’re welcome, Arsenal.

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this week’s bsky top 8… artists: 👑 motion city soundtrack 👏 state champs albums: 👑 sweet (mayday parade) 👏 meant well (parting ways) songs: 👑 three minutes more (yellowcard feat. pierce the veil) 👏 let it rip! (red sun) genre: 👑 #pop-punk decade: 👑 2010s

i’m not going to be sucked into caring about this one when, a few months ago, i wholly didn’t care if we went out it early to give players rest. first half was a fun watch. second was what it was. we didn’t meet the moment — fine. next go matters more. let’s meet *that* moment.

i have licked the asphalt. salt and sweat, but certainly no sugar

i’ll pass on #selectionsunday … 📢 introducing: Scene Selection Saturday 🏆 crown your top scene album from the ‘00’s … 👇 lmk how yours shakes out / if you’ve never heard of one and want single recs … #emo #poppunk #scene

lfg @fcstpauli.com !!

@katmabu.bsky.social is a bad ass. illinoisans are lucky to have such a compassionate, enthusiastic, informed person on their ballot. more kats are needed across the country. IL’s 9th… set the stage for more change 💪

three* movies to get to know me by: 1. inglorious basterds 2. cool runnings 3. they came together *i don’t watch many movies 🙃

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

doordash, respectfully, how?

thinking i’ll put up a permanent auto-reply for my work emails… “thank you for your message. please expect delays in my response.” (not an out of office. no explanation given. just expect the delay.)

drop an album that was importance to you when you were 19

late to the chat with this take but another point dawned on me these racists claiming it’s “un-american” bad bunny performed almost entirely in spanish… someone tell me wtf language “bawitaba” is anyone? nonsense. but it’s a white man making those sounds they don’t understand, so it’s okay smdh

you’ll never walk alone today #LIVMCI #Arsenal #COYG

let me just say, i *will not* watch heated rivalry until there is a female version, in the name of sporting equality

happy new tehran episode day!!

to anyone looking for a streaming rec… Tehran. hands-down the best thing i’ve seen in a long while. starting se03 today

i could never be a graphic designer… lack of creativity aside, incorporating feedback that caters to dummies is not something i’ll do. example: i created a flyer for an evening where the event rotates. it literally has an arrow to the event description circled, and was asked to “make it more clear”

this thread gets 9/9 stars

@moxiest.art should do the can art for the next halfway crooks beer. nothing against this can design… just thinking what it could be

not big on this ‘losing’ thing. not a fan at all… #ARSMUN

Help The Wonder Years Get a Gold Record

my take on martinelli from the dying moments of #ARSLIV… i want passion from players pro soccer is riddled with play-acting as a means to kill off the clock & manage the game. 99% of the time you see a player go down in their own half, unprovoked, opposition with the ball — it’s this #Arsenal 1/

I’d like to see Gabriel Martinelli apologize and wish Bradley well. It was a foolish thing for him to do but there wasn’t any malice in it.

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

if anyone needs a legit-sounding calendar hold for thursday’s EPL MATCH, hmu @arsenalamerica.bsky.social

Arsenal have gone 116 games in all competitions since they last conceded three goals in a game to any opponent - the best run by any team in the history of English football. #BOUARS

Make sure you take some of the anger you’re feeling right now and use it to contact your officials to demand impeachment now. It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

To that effect, nobody should be using it for anything important.

His mum takes no chances with his clothes.

ruin 2 bands by combining them: the used front bottoms

Oops. Deleting that. How disappointing. I was a big fan of his go-kart racing, I didn’t know anything about his history of kidnapping princesses.

We’d drawn 3 of the last 4 games, conceding 2 late equalisers. Better side in all, just not quite clicking. Needed an OG to open the scoring against Wolves at home. Edged Southampton 1-0 to end the year. The year you ask? 2003 The Invincibles. Just thought some perspective today would help 😘

🗣️ NEW TO SALUD BEER SHOP IN 2026: 🎉 Friday Eves (Thursdays 🙃) at Salud in #Charlotte ⁉️Rotating events every Thursday, starting at 6:30pm 🎵 bring your own vinyl 🎮 video game tournaments 🎙️ music trivia ❓ free hit friday eve (who knows what we’ll do!)

WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

@gunnerblog.bsky.social Hi James can you do the Lego loving Arsenal community a solid by sharing this idea to reach 10k so that it can be a reality beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea... Thanks

that run up for the pen by raúl shouldn’t be legal #fulnfo

news sites need a “login with apple news” option. i’m tired of opening an article here, sharing to safari, then sharing to news so i can read without effectively paying twice.

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

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genuine question: is there a marketing strategy where having a bad ad is seen as positive because it sticks out to the viewer? …no idea how else explain the capitalone commercials on peacock

12/10 event name. illinois deserves a candidate who makes early fob references 🖤

Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.

At some point we have to start shaming people. You’re doing free advertising for the people investing in AI drone tech and running ICE recruitment commercials, and you’re also using a product that sucks at the thing you use it for