Word of the week: epithet \ ˌɛpəˈθɛt \ noun 1. descriptive word or phrase 2. a defamatory or abusive word or phrase Can you correctly use the word epithet in a sentence?

To all the mothers out there, companions, all mothers, happy mothers day 💐

Let's go @mintimberwolves.bsky.social! Wembanyama got tossed after he swung his right elbow and hit Reid’s throat with 8:39 left in the second quarter. Do you think he will be suspended for the next game?! 🤔

Sports news: Joe Senser died at the age of 69.

2 months later... we're all crying ⛽️💸💲

Sioux Falls 🚘🚗 You’re very windy today. Even the tiny lakes and ponds have whitecaps!

JOCIĆ IS A BABY BACK BISSSH! #Timberwolves

Who's watching this @nhlwild.bsky.social game?!!

Let's go Minnesota!!!!

Sioux Falls, SD... See you in a few days! Make your reservations now! Email/DM me for more details.

Discover my new membership account at buymeacoffee.com/whitneycohenxo! If you enjoy my content, consider buying me a coffee, cocktail, dinner, or other treat. Higher membership tiers also offer customizable content, photoshoots, clothing & more. After supporting me, don’t forget to email or DM!

Fun Fact: Ermal C. Fraze invented the pull tab that opens drink cans in 1959. Before these convenient pop-tops, people typically opened cans with a can opener or through brute force. That included Fraze himself, who forgot his church key—a small tool used to pierce metal lids. CHEERS! 🥤🍺

Anyone want to buy me some new makeup? 😂 I'll love you forever! 💋💥🤷‍♀️💄🪞 www.facebook.com/share/r/1E93...

I had some schedule changes this week. I'll extend the offer. Availability: M: 1:30p ‐ 10p Tu: 10a - 8:30p W: 2-9p Th: 12 - 2:30p & 6-9:30/10p F-Su: Contact me * Screening req'd & reservation fee applies. DM's welcomed. Can't make it & want to send something? www.giftly.com/customize-gift

In light of my SF trip being canceled, I have reduced donations for reservations/meetings for 2 hours or more until Monday night at 9pm!!!

My trip is unfortunately delayed due to a client's legitimate health emergency. I'll be there in 2 weeks. Let's plan some events together!

Happy Passover and Happy almost Easter! I'm available tomorrow from 9-noon at my office! Come be naughty... 💋🥂

Milwaukee, WI: I'm thinking about stopping by for area for a couple of days. If you're interested, please reach out!

Thanks @gasbuddy.bsky.social for saving me 48¢/gal ⛽️ today!

What are you listening to today?! I found this old gem on SiriusXM today.

Sioux Falls, SD: See you in about 2-3 weeks! Message or email me for more info! Also, looking for restaurant and entertainment recommendations.

I love technology but they're not you're therapist, unfortunately. You need a well trained human for that. Therapy is amazing 👏 💕

💛 Fun facts of the day about Peeps: 5.5 Million are created everyday = 2 BILLION per year Yellow is the most popular 💛

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Do I know any adrenaline junkie and/or adventurous followers who want to introduce me to Indoor Skydiving?

Tiger, please hire a crew to drive you around.

I love science and food. This is interesting. www.upworthy.com/man-plants-s...

Sioux Falls, SD: See you in about 2-3 weeks! Message or email me for more info! Also, looking for restaurant and entertainment recommendations.

Just because it’s impawrtant. 🐈‍⬛🤍

Great movie!

I'm paying almost $1 more per gallon than I did about 2.5 weeks ago.

Cecil Turtle made his debut on this day in 1941. He was the first to win against Bugs Bunny. It started off as a parody of The Tortoise and the Hare, spanning two other shorts. It would take until 2012 when Bugs won against him. #LooneyTunes

I have questions about the name of this device 😂 Thanks, Alibaba, for the ad? 🤔😄

it’s been a wild couple of weeks in fuel markets. I’ll keep tracking it so you don’t have to- explaining what it means for oil and gasoline prices. follow for non-hype analysis, myth-busting, and lots of GasBuddy data sharing and we'll get through it together.

Historic MN storm? I'm not sure if I believe this. @nws.noaa.gov I'm ready for Snowmageddon '26, I think.

Minnesota, are you ready for this storm?!!

Texting me for free on International Women’s Day?

Today's word of the day, 'Gongoozler,' captures the simple act of standing around and observing things without doing much else — a slow, curious kind of attention that feels almost peaceful.

Odd news via @livescience.com: Brazil Nut allergy was triggered by the ejaculate After having sex with her partner who had eaten the nuts a few hours before sex. They found that allergy triggers could indeed pass through the semen and set off the woman's allergy. www.livescience.com/health/tooth...

On This Day, March 2: Texas declares independence from Mexico

I love Kickstarter projects! This would be awesome and fun for my office! It would be great for a lot of offices or homes. www.kickstarter.com/projects/mon...

And Cats too, but this one is about dogs.

You know who will always make you get up... dogs

Hey friends 👋 I found out a family acquaintance needs to rehome their dog, Zeus. Please consider sharing this around to help the pupper find a new home. Thank you so much. www.adoptapet.com/pet/47281736...

OurSky tip of the day: If you are trying to figure out what hashtags get used a lot, try searching for them here: bluefacts.app/tags Also remember to check what hashtags the regional feeds pick up: redumbrella.ch/bluesky

My MSP office hours: (3+ hours notice needed for meetings) *Tu: 5:30p-9ish* 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 *W: 9a-9p* 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 Th: 7-9:45a & 12:45-3:30p F: 10a-? Sa & Sunday: Open You can find me on Tryst, PrivateDelights and my new website coming soon. If you need the links, DM me. *Screening is always required

🛒: 1½ lbs 🥔 (3 large) peeled & quartered salt, to taste 1 🥒 thinly sliced crosswise 4 tsp rice wine vinegar ¾ c Japanese mayo (Kewpie-style) 1 tsp Japanese hot mustard 1 small shredded 🥕 ¼ red 🧅, thin sliced 1 c fresh 🌽 2 hard-boiled 🥚, chopped 1 green onion (white & light green parts), chopped

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