[to the tune of we will rock you] tung tung tung tung sahur

"lowkey if you measure the alcoholic content of my piss it would probably be enough to get drunk" "i don't know how the body works by the way" -- @yoshipro.bsky.social

love my stupid ass friends

cut my own hair and when i showed it to my wife she looked like it was about to vomit chat am i cooked

THEY CALL HER YOSHI PRO FOR A REASON. BECAUSE SHES A FUCKING PRO

>"long live the king" >immediately loses and retires from the arcadion forever what did he mean by this

2026 repost of an all timer

it is so beyond fucked that HRT can give me period cramps and cravings but not fix my voice

forgot he does this gay lil sit. ng+ing arr is a gift for like all the funny Thancred poses that remind me why I wanna play with him like cats do mice.

"warrior of light found in gay club!!!!" ok snow found in coerthas?

ilberd feare when fighting a m/f couple who have zero chemistry but were put together by the writers for the sole fact that they're a man and a woman: hetsloppeh

Show: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders Language: English Country: United States

They began to look for the button in the tall grass.

A friend in an alleyway

nightmare blunt rotation

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happy koishi day to those who celebrate

こいしの日

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

here's to the last of the damage done 🥃💥

Dreaming

victory era madeon has t-boy swag idk how to explain it

im ready to make very bad financial decisions this october

local ghoul blessed with impossibly divine and quintessential fortune #wod #vtm #mta

I was curious how they would adapt kamiina botan to the screen given that it's basically a series of vaguely connected vignettes that serve as ads for local japanese liquors and treats but i see now that they are simply going to make every lesbian outrageously feral and call it "comedy"

this cannot be real (i fully believe this is real)

I can never stress enough, over 14 years as a professional, shitty mspaint doodles were both ALWAYS a massive help, and damn near always paired with clients who were incredibly effective to work with/communicated clearly

I owe the IRS like $500 RIGHT NOW and I'm kinda freaking out. if you wanna help that would help ko-fi.com/anaugi

八雲紫　#東方project

☆⋆｡🦕°‧★

oughgh tsuchinoko want big long tail....

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

See you May 15

waiting room

月歌ユキ #ヘブバン

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

big cat beach day

there's a reason this app is still on my home screen

he's a few walls short of a mart, if you know what I mean

ref script text

given the recent posting of the official strikes rules, I'd like to copy-paste my own version from a tumblr post I made the other day: Social media is simple: everyone gets three strikes before you're banned, you don't know how many strikes you're on, and trans women start with two strikes.

I HEARD DISCORD IS DOWN

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Discord's down so I have to post my cool UI work in progress to Bluesky so i can show my friends it. which i guess means you guys get to see it too. I guess. Whatever.

Discord being down means I have to vent to my niigo plushie council instead it's so fucking over.