Mine job ams to being reeeeeeeellly cutey in the morny,, to making it diffickult fore mumy to getted outs of beddy 🤭😹💤

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hope the houmins of tha werld git theyr shid togethor soon

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

I’m no sadist, but I take perverse joy in watching Prissy Chrissy fail when he puts on the Portugal kit. Is there a DSM5 diagnosis for this?

Gess whart,, ITSE DUGGLY,!!!!

Yu are invited! Tha bonneys are havng a gardinparrty!

Belley rubbins fore duggins,,???????

Longe

Longe

Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.

Wen will these Mundeys seese?!

Blou Steal

party rocked too hard

Sunday, Bunt Dey!

Alfrensko napp timbe w Momb ahhhhhh

Sum Shimes fore Dugy 🌞☀️

Listen, I am woman enough to tell you that I wasn’t sure where Curaçao was and had two guesses. I’m glad one of them was right, and I feel better going into their game with Germany today. #worldcup

So happy for the Knicks, Scotland, and Morocco, but also so happy my end of year teacher exhausted emotional week introvert ass was inside my apartment with my dying cat.

ime justs an SO HAPY littol boy,,, yuo knowe,?

weer indore an owtdore meet

OMG my mayor explaining to my governor how the beautiful game works!!!!!

Fizgig! Hay. Hay Fizgig. Fizgig do yu wantu play? Fizgig?

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Habby Caturday!

LIVE NUDES!

ples gib me yuor fud. im smol starfving skellington 😿

Behaviores Report: 85% goode, 5% knokt manny things offa tha tabbil, 5% went behinde tVee manny times, 5% unawthorized partial noodity ALL NONVIOLINSCE CRIMBS

Bunt. .. pass it on

Goob Morny pals 🥰🌞

Bunt. .. pass it on

thats fish in the corner

Wel so farr i hav succede at being nonviolint todaye

me: "i'll review those documents and get right back to you." the documents in question:

Troy Iwata takes a look at France's latest road hazard: drunken deer

Whean mumy werks from hoam, somtims we needs an cuddol brake 🥰

Happy Knicks buzzer beater. HAPPIER WORLD CUP OPENING DAY!!!!!! #worldcup ⚽️ 🥅 🌎

yuo winned at teh LIEF bestly!!!

Momb bakk. Ahhhhhh. Juss relacksink in mine yardt in the shade nowe an McQ sey he going to make shure Momb cannodt leef agin.

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! It mite be time fore shinanigons and honkerbonkery.

Behaviores Report: tha clazzik ! (95% Goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve)

Mine fase wen Imb realize that Momb not comink hombe til tomorrow an this meen she missink ANODDER Taco Tewsdey!!!!

Note to America: The World is a necessary component of a World Cup

:P

Juss an Hamsom guy i gess ✨️💚✨️

Grace talks to the constituents most affected by Mayor Mamdani's radical "no bedtime" policy

The full crew!

hoom (who are an grate buttler) are sad bcuz dadey gets all mine lap cuddols amd hedbonks. but im let they surf brakfist amd dinner amd snackies AMD rub teh tumbly! wat more them want?! 😾

Rainey Daye snuggols alle day fore mumy an Dugy!! ☺️☺️🌦🌦

Dey 5 wit Grambpa. were de funck yuo at Momb?? Chicago or An witness protenkshun programb? !?!McQ beink all “Imb luff yuo Gpa!” idt trooly annoyink. Momb bedder get her binch asse back hear soone or her sneakers goink to stort gettink it.

shamed her cat ancestors by chasing a bug for twenty minutes but then refusing to kill and eat it. seemed unnecessary and, frankly, unappealing in a culinary landscape in which crunchies and fishpaste are plentiful.

Mine mumy ams gona brings me to KILKENNY on wedmesday fore the AWARDES SERRYMONY!!! omg ime hoap ime wille Winned!!! Ime crissing alle threea Pawsies 🐾 🐾 🐾