This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

‘I got the big walnut. In your face!’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

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POV: you let the squirrel food run out. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘We want the finest nuts available to #squirrels. We want them here, and we want them now.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

They look like they’re thanking me, right? I’m not just feeding a bunch of demanding furry ingrates, right? Right…? #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘Do you see this table? Do you see how empty it is? What are you going to do about it?’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘I dare you, I double dare you, come an inch closer to my nuts…’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

Mid-performance air grab during a ballad about when your human doesn’t top up the #squirrel feeder. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

Their latest way of getting my attention. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

I’m glad so many people have found my “capybara method” for how to write alt text and image descriptions helpful! However, I know conflicting access needs exist and not everyone can write their own #AltText, so here’s an ongoing thread of tools that can help. Inclusion in thread ≠ endorsement

This Christmas, in the sciurine action movie of the year, Sean is ‘The Nutcracker.’ Let the roasting begin. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelSunday

‘Any danger of a top-up here?’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelSunday

‘You wanna piece of me?’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelSunday

‘Yeah, I flipped the table. Give me walnuts or you’re next.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #SquirrelScrolling

Nailing the double-walnut. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘Help me, the feeder is empty.’ Reader, it wasn’t. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘My usual table.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky

‘So, you see, it really makes the most sense for you to give me the walnuts two at a time.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Strike a pose! #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

And the award for dramatic performance by a #squirrel goes to … Sean! #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

A squirrel eating snow and sticking out its tongue. Slow-motion video.

The babies are getting fluffy. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

‘No, I haven’t had a walnut yet.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Thinking profound thoughts about walnuts. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #Squirrelsky

A ‘table half empty’ kind of #squirrel. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Sean practising her pose in case we decide to put #squirrels on our money. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Hazelnut snack while waiting for me to serve the walnut. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

The weekend always comes around quickly, so that means it's got to be #SquirrelSaturday. So here's a set of Grey Squirrels who wouldn't pose correctly as they said i was paying them #PeaNuts 😂, i denied it so this is all they would give me. #mammals #photography #EastCoastKin #naturephotography

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‘I never joke about walnuts.’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

So, baby #squirrels are cute. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

‘Behold the nut of glory!’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

A lovely and generous thread. We are (or can be) better than we are told we are.

Happy Friday, bluesky.

Putting this together was actually a HUGE amount of fun. Feel free to share it - here or on whatever platform and with whichever friend or family member you think would enjoy our vibe and the gorgeous community we have become.

My first trick-or-treater of the day! 🎃🐿️ #halloween #squirrelcafe #squirrels #squirrelscrolling

Pennys face when I accidentally sneezed while she was sitting on my lap. 🤣

Sean showing baby #squirrel how to order walnuts. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Was sitting on the top deck of a bus today, listening to a podcast, when I noticed we’d been sitting at the same stop for a while. Looked around to find top deck deserted. Went downstairs to find myself alone on bus with no other passengers and no driver. So, there’s that.

‘Well, I never!’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

For the first time in a while I’ve got some baby #squirrels visiting the garden. I hope the extra food helps. Summer babies don’t usually do as well as ones born at the start of the year. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

🐿️ Adventures of a little squirrel.

I think this #squirrel is threatening to strangle me. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

‘Just grabbing a hazelnut - can I get you anything?’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

If this #squirrel were on the apps, this would be their profile pic. #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling

Where the Karakoram Highway connects Pakistan with China over the Khunjerab Pass at 4700m above sea level, one of the highest paved roads in the world.

‘I’m cute when I eat, right?’ #sqrlpix #SquirrelsOfBluesky #Squirrelsky #SquirrelScrolling