"The calls are coming from INSIDE the house!!"

Trump's escalator stopped working years ago.

Trump's UN speech was his most embarrassing showing since the "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL" one

It would be so funny if the rapture really happened but God only took the people that were kind to one another.

Is he talking directly into a mirror now?

This makes me think Trump and the vulture capitalists in his admin just want a piece of Kenvue when their stock price takes a huge public hit. This seems like a targeted, market-based attack.

This entire thread 🏆

It’s really all we should be talking about today.

This is almost exactly how my dad got busted for treason. Always vet your contacts!!

I feel like only two other have had this exact same problem. One of them was Ted Bundy, the other one killed his wife in a bunker before…‘taking one for the team’.

I would really love it if a black person karate chopped him in the Adam’s Apple.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Tell me again how the violence is only coming from the left?

I’m guessing @jaketapper.bsky.social isn’t working on a 2nd book.

How long before MAGA starts using Charlie Kirk’s death to get discounts at restaurants?

Holy shit can we PLEEEEEASE add "Assholocracy" to our daily vernacular?! This is absolutely pitch perfect.

“Cuz there's foxes in the hen house/And bad news every day/And right there on Pennsylvania Avenue/The sheetless KKK”-Ani DiFranco

I get why the Right hates being called Nazis; the Nazis lost. I think today’s conservatives aspire to succeed at something far worse.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

For a party that claims to hate pronouns, they suddenly seem to be using ‘they’ and ‘them’ a lot.

“I’m sorry. I thought you’d all agree with me…”

I never thought I would witness an elected civil servant declare that we should defend the 1st Amendment by punishing anyone that uses it.

Now, if it was Stephen Miller…

@matthewjdowd.bsky.social I certainly don’t remember you ever saying anything as fucked up as this… youtu.be/bs9KtC-aYf4?...

Frank Drebin wouldn’t have embarrassed himself like this.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Nancy Mace Finds Way To Make It About Her!!

He definitely had a stroke.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I knew we could count on Trump to turn the temperature down.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence. Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets. Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe. It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.

JFC, Magoo!!

We're all so addicted to our phones until it actually rings.

“Area Man Not Getting Enough Cum”

If it can happen there, it can happen here.

“There is no list but Obama and Biden made the list to frame Trump, but I’m not on the list…and there is no list. It’s a hoax like Russia, Russia, Russia, but I’m not on the list.”(shits pants, rouges cheeks, wanders into brush…)

Huh. Waddya know?

Lots of people have to die because Trump has always been a soft, weak, pampered, fragile coward his entire life who now has to try and prove to people he’s a tough guy.

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

The very definition of a weak man.

JFC Kennedy sounds like a wig caught in an outboard motor.

Our government just straight up murders people now without impunity? Cool.

Tell me you're guilty without telling me you're guilty.

I want to feel what these soldiers were feeling.

i hope he heard everybody on Earth praying for his death last night

Pizza is heavy.