(drop a selfie + one of your favorite games): Me? The biggest Zelda fan?

I've been dead on here for a bit but me and baby no 1 are back

Charli xcx has shared her ‘BRAT’ manifesto from summer of 2023: “The artwork for BRAT will be obnoxious, arrogant and bold. Some people will hate it.”

Buy them a fancy cat tree and this is what I get

Just a sleepy, slightly hungover Christmas guy

Here I am sending emails instead of doing gay kissing

Honestly how dare Samsung put an AI button where the emoji button used to be on keyboard

She will never let me eat crisps in peace

the homosexual urge to only have an iced coffee for breakfast.

Put up the Christmas tree and this menace almost immediately took it down

This week I've gone ice skating, played drag countdown and won a ton of jammy dodgers, and been chased by a guy with a chainsaw underneath London Bridge. 10/10

Omg that's my baby 🥺

Only 2 more days until I get called gay by a music app

Big fan of this vest, just need somewhere to wear it

If I see another gay saying twink death at 23 or calling themselves senior at 25 I'm gonna lose it

“so what have you been up too lately?” me:

👀👀👀👀 One like = one Alex lore

I'm three coffees in and work's still kicking my ass

The lomls If you see this drop a cat pic

🌞 aquarius 🌙 aquarius ⬆️ scorpio The reason why I'm so messy

Best part of work from home is cat on lunch break

me and the bloomfs

My best friends are coming down to visit today I'm so excited 🥺

Had a £20 voucher for asos, free shipping is £40 so naturally had to spend £60

me at any given time: posts a pic of my cats

Me and my on repeat I've gone full pop this year

what it's like posting on here after all of the americans are asleep:

Anyway cat introduction, meet Cleo and Sprite! They are snuggly menaces to bathtubs everywhere and turning 1 soon

Certified Twink™

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Crush coming over today 😳

@number10cat.bsky.social joined Bluesky, the world is healing

So much hole and pole on the skyline I'm scared to open this app at work

- A Job ✅ - Good relationship with (step)father ✅ - Neurotypical brain ❓️ - Ability to top ❌ - Driver’s license ✅ Yikes

this cat is taking care of his family in difficult curcumstances by hunting down every hair tie in the household to feed us and getting enraged at the ingratitude when we don't eat

Friday work procrastination

This brain is anxiety coded

I love seeing pets named after kpop stars like yeah there's jimin the cat, fuck it up jimin

Had a messy year so I know the Spotify wrapped is gonna be fire

me when i accidentally activate the front facing camera

Tried to take a picture of my cat under the covers and instead got this cryptid photo

Work starts in less than 40 mins and we're still in bed 😅

Reintroduction thread: Name: Alex Pronouns: he/him Location: Brighton baby Interests: history, video games, cats, fitness Vocation: brat

Wait now I can flop on two different platforms at the same time

Is it #gaysky or just #gay ?

Every morning, I get up, feed the cats, make coffee and me and the cats go back to bed together. I think that's love.

Anyone else start a video game to procrastinate but then end up procrastinating playing the game?