This....this is satire, right? RIGHT?!?!

I didn't realize it at the time, but I got video of them filming the Death Riders vignette. #AEW

Great finish!

Nothing like berating a 10 year old for wanting to make the Earth a better place.

The whole damn series is political!

Can we please get Jacob and Roman in Hell in the Cell? #WWERAW #wrestlesky

WTF is Jason Kipnis wearing? #CubsPostGameLive

Are you shitting me right now?!?!?! #TradeMattShaw #CubsSky

I had completely forgotten until I saw all the posts about it today, but my wife's birthday is also the anniversary of Kerry Wood's 20 strikeout game. Geez! And to think I almost forgot her birthday! #CubsSky

Wait until this dude hears about the French Revolution.

Nico Hoerner when there are runners in scoring position:

Let's get Carl Edwards, Jr. back! He can't be any worse than Rolison. #CubsSky

I mean, you would think Seth would be ready for those spears by now. #WWERAW #wrestlesky

I miss the days when the audience would boo the heels and cheer the faces. #WWERAW #wrestlesky #BooTheHeel

My man just ran through like, "LEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JENNNNKKKKKINS!"

Ricky Saints is just Temu Rock. #wrestlesky

Fuck! Now Nico out with "left neck tightness". #CubsSky

PCA has "Javy Baez Syndrome" right now. #CubsSky

Is Lucas Giolito still out there?

Konnor who? Moises Ballesteros is your NL Rookie of the Year. #CubsSky

Wild fuckin' ending in KC! #MLB

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left. Cuz I've been blasting and laughing so long That even my mamma thinks that my life is gone. ~The Book of Coolio (1:1-4)

“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

Thin skinned man-babies. Every single one of them!

What the actual fuck?

Just turned the game on at work. Any reason given for PCA not playing and putting Shaw in CF? Just a normal day off or something else? #CubsSky

Clayface teaser dropped!

There should never be a Cubs hat with red as the primary color. #CubsSky

#CubsSky I could be remembering things wrong, but I could have sworn there was a superstition that Harry would only yell "Let's get some runs!" when the Cubs were down, and he thought if he did it when they were leading, it would cause them to lose. Am I crazy or was that a thing?

Less than a day for the reminder that we ain’t voting our way out of this shit

The renovations/upgrades at McCormick Field....my bad....HomeTrust Park are really nice. Actually looks like a modern ballpark now. #Asheville #MiLB #AshevilleTourists

The Cubs are in a playoff spot! Which means... Cubs' magic number: 141

#TradeShaw while he's at peak value! #CubsSky

Same shit. Different day.

Dammit! Why do they have to make me want to see this so bad now?!?!?!

I knew it would come out eventually. And now I have to buy it. @obviousshirts.bsky.social

If you put in a position player to pitch, can you not get a guy who will at least throw strikes? #CubsSky

I cannot stress this enough. If you are a Cubs fan, and you are not listening to the Loveable Reunion podcast with Rizzo and Grandpa Rossy... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! The stories from the 2015-2016 season are phenomenal! #CubsSky

Great! Now do the one that matters.

But can it handle 30-50 feral hogs?

lol, I get to share this 10-year-old custom of mine for the second time in the past week or so

Damn. Oba Femi is a hell of a lot better on the mic than I expected! #WWERAW #wrestlesky

Bases loaded with less than 2 outs and the Cubs fail to get a run across? Are we back in 2012? #CubsSky

I posted this 5 years ago today over on the other site. Coincidentally, it seems like it's relevant once again. #CubsSky

Tim's **so close** to getting it.