Don't threaten me with a good time!

Anyone have any good Bluesky accounts for breaking #MLB news? I need my #WinterMeetings fix, but I don't want to even think about having to go back to the other place.

You will be visited by three spirits

Hey Jed! While you're in Orlando, just sign Bregman and trade Shaw for Mackenzie Gore. Easy peasy! #MLB #WinterMeetings

I miss when Tag Team Championship matches used to main event RAW. #wrestlesky

I hope moving the Usos back to the Tag Division is a long term thing. Something needs to be done to bring more prestige to that Division. #WWERAW #wrestlesky

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Someone smuggled a bottle of Tabasco sauce into Green Bay and it killed 27 people.

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?

It's fun listening to a guy who bankrupts casinos act like he understands economics.

Chicago Cubs and wrestling related terms were my most used in 2025.....that tracks. It also tracks that several curse words were right up there as well. 🤣

Wait! They think this MFer controls the weather now?

Sleepy Joe was just another projection.

Tonight, a deep south +22 R district became a +4 R district. The Republicans are totally screwed in the midterms.

Gupta: Nobody takes a Montreal Cognitive Assessment with this type of frequency. Doing it as frequently as he’s doing makes no sense. I don’t know any neurologist who would recommend doing a MoCA with that type of frequency. It’s not the flex that I think he believes it is.

And this…this is how we handle things on the South Side of Chicago, motherfucker!

I'm out #whamageddon

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway

If you don't have a turkey sandwich and potatoes pancakes made from your leftovers the next day, did you really have Thanksgiving? #BBQmunity

When someone tells me my pulled pork was dry and lacked flavor. #BBQmunity

BWAHAHAHAHA! Lesnar just fell on his ass trying to do his little stomp! #WWERAW

everyone correctly noting that any time you put Trump in a room with someone charismatic he becomes extremely complimentary until someone reminds him he hates that person, take a bow he’ll be posting unhinged shit about Zohran again by tomorrow

I'm telling my grandkids this was The Hardy Boyz and Mick Foley. #WrestleSky

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

This is just creating a brand new generation of kids and young adults that hate the government.

JFC!

On brand...

Did Wade really just call Solo Tama's mentor? Tama's got 10 years on Solo!

I think those last 2 hurricanranas by Rey on Finn and JD may have been the smoothest I've seen in years. #WWERAW #WrestleSky

Dude is panicking!

If anyone is wondering what it's like in Charlotte right now.

You know, for the last several weeks, I've been responding to, "Well, Bill Clinton is in there, too!" with, "Then they can share a cell together." But after the GLUCK GLUCK 3000 revelations, that might just be too good for them. #GluckGluck3000

Well, I mean he was dead, so...

Well, I didn't have bawling before lunch at work on my list of things to do today, but here we are. The groom's best friend made a recording before he passed, so he could make sure he'd be there on his wedding day.

Many people forget that JD Vance was Jinsei Shinzaki's Manager in the WWF.

DoorDash?!?!?! We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.

Oh, I'll deposit it right around the time I deposit my $5,000 DOGE check.

🚨Hey, everyone. I got this DM today. It is NOT from Bluesky management. It is from a faker acct. Pass this on in case others get it. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

New favorite Korean pitcher: Kim Seo-hyeon. Can throw 100 mph, wears glasses and eyeblack even in a dome.

Is there any more of a power move than my dog taking a dump and staring me right in the eyes as I'm cleaning up his mess from yesterday?

He obviously didn't click his tongs together before he used them. #BBQmunity

At this point, I'd welcome an alien invasion.

#CubsConvention tickets purchased! #Cubs #MLB

#GVerse This 👇 💯

An active POTUS is asking a court to allow him to *not* help American people, and tens of millions of Americans are cheering him on. Let that sink in for a minute.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing