Me, announcer voice: "Back by popular demand!" Co-workers: watching me put deodorant on mid-shift.

Delicious Melon, I designed this piece four years ago and my feelings towards watermelons have only grown stronger during that time. www.martintomsky.com/shop/delicio... #art #skeleton #watermelon

I've had a long and, occasionally, adventurous life- some of which I remember. I want to start a thing called "Memories From A Hat" which will just be a few lines of some crazy shit that went down that I think would entertain people. If I get a responses on the post, I'll tell the story behind it.

A few hours before bed and then up for work. What could go wrong with eating this gummy after a few adult drinks? Let's find out.

Stair hall fresco in Hôtel Hannon, a historic 1904 Art Nouveau townhouse in Brussels, Belgium

Hell yeah, just discovered Phantogram. I'm in for a bunch of good music hours. I'm about as excited now as last year when I binged on a bunch of recently discovered Cannons and Still Corners albums.

I swear I will make new art... as soon as I can escape this hedonist low-hanging-fruit cycle... In the meantime, here's an old sketch of Shikamaru

Good night, Bluesky.

It's weird recently realizing that you have a mental illness/personality disorder. On one hand you're like 'I see the world with a crystalline clarity that few will understand, borne from treading a path few will ever travel... But on the other hand, you know you're, like, nuts, so... 😆

I published an essay about a video game I loved playing as a kid. trungles.ghost.io/queer-nostal... You can also find it on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/queer-...

I do love them, but Hoyo character designs are ridiculous. Who in their right mind stops dressing themselves halfway and decides "you know what would pair well with this boot? A DIFFERENT boot!"

Haze from the Grave #art

I've never met a woman with a foot fetish. But I have met plenty of women who: tease others with pics of their own feet, have shoe addictions, and love pedicures. As usual, perverts with vaginas are into the same things, just obscured under subtle layers. Checkmate, ladies.

It's my birthday!!! I've reached 34yo! As per tradition you're most welcome to share this post and make my work famous for the day! 🥰 Love you all! Have a great day too!

Buc-ee's is like if Walmart and Cracker Barrel made a baby, named it Gas Station, and it ran away with the traveling fair.

Guys, you might not like it, but this is what elite bachelor life looks like. Today's Dinner: refrigerated brat getting warmed up in two packets of oatmeal. Banana AND Peaches & Cream, because I'm just wild like that.

Watercolor #art

“Stripped for Parts”: Secretive Hedge Fund Accused of Plundering U.S. Newspapers

I wonder if centaurs are so feisty because they have a huge horse dick but their arms are too far away to reach it?

🎂 It's my special cake and candles day you all have to be nice to me because it's been QUITE the year 🎂 So share some of my paintings??

For October, here is one of my favorite mashups for your listening pleasure: Tear You Apart/Bela Lugosi's Dead DJ Alant youtu.be/CqBeqYNvFj4?...

The fact that my local library directs me to download a 3rd party app to pick a book, which redirects me to Amazon (of all places) to "borrow" which then redirects me to the Kindle app makes my blood boil. What the capitalistic corporate hellscape is this timeline??

Get smart, y'all. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/misg...

The problem with marching to the beat of one's own drum is that it makes it hard to play in a band. Been wandering this world a long time, still can't find my tribe. C'mon, Universe, I'm not THAT weird!

An old sketch

"I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel" ~ Frankenstein's monster. From 'Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus' by Mary Shelley

For the morning crowd: I'm one of the federal workers affected by the shutdown. I'm the sole earner of my family rn and have no idea when I'll get paid again.

At the factory I'm visiting, the guard shack guy's personal vehicle is... an auctioned Crown Vic squad car. It really is a personality type.

Campbell's Soup dumping industrial waste into Lake Erie's Maumee River: If they're willing to put toxic chemicals into our beautiful and vital rivers to save a few bucks, imagine what nasty shit they'll try to put in your body to make a profit...

Conspiratorial Thought of the Day: The Alt text isn't a tool to help vision impaired people, it's a tool to label and pre-categorize the massive amount of visual data BlueSky is feeding to the algorithm.

rise of the machines

For October, here's an old skull doodle

Its my BIRTHDAY!! Which means i get to shamelessy beg for love right? 🥺 any retweets and likes are welcomed but not required❣️ i do a lot of dnd and ttrpg art!! #dndart #dnd #trrpg #dndoc #ocsky

Maybe we really do just need to start an old fashioned forum I've tried but I don't have the clout alone. I'd need people to help me. I dunno, is there interest in an old fashioned phpbbs style forum where information can be archived for reading and actual discussion can happen lol

I'm Stas! I’m a fantasy & wildlife artist from Canada. I love all things spooky, magical, and nature inspired. Website www.stasanie.com Patreοn patreon.com/stasanie Server discord.gg/skullery Shop stasanie.com/shop Tip Jar ko-fi.com/stasanie

Bluegrass is just the speed metal of country.

Remember: Fascism is the merger of Corporation and State. bbc.com/news/article...

Formic acid, the chemical defense for ants in the Formica genus, lends a zesty, citrusy flavor to yogurt made with ants. Would you try it? Liz Langley writes about a traditional Balkan recipe for @cenmag.bsky.social cen.acs.org/food/ferment...

A short essay alexeytolchinsky.substack.com/p/the-crumbs... It is about the patterns that make up me and you, out cognitive light cones and what can be done to extend them. #longevity #FEP #scaledependence #meaning

I'm not sure how I feel about an unusually high number of artists also being very attractive irl. Seems... like cheating somehow.

I was at the Kyiv Art Market today – to discover new Ukrainian talents. Take a look at these textile paintings: Olesia Tkachenko Emerald Waves wool, silk, viscose, hemp

The Dance! Dance! Revolution will not be televised.

Bots: the cockroaches of the Internet.

Though they were unacquainted in life perhaps they will find friendship in death. It is the locust that flew through my window, into the door cup holder, and promptly died. I'd been meaning to fish him out. How opportune.

A beautiful butterfly in eternal repose inside their plastic coffin, awaiting a dignified burial.

Today I'm shamelessly plugging two things I hate advertising: my birthday and my ✨commissions✨!! Comms are now officially open and, as I've been mentally unable to hold a job for a while, they're the only income I might have for a bit. Sharing would be super appreciated🎁!!! 🔗 larakane.carrd.co

Every Super General Family Discount Tree Dollar Store in your area, especially rural, is one less business opportunity for locals. One less farmers co-op, family grocer, or hardware store. You will not find fresh vegetables or fruits, nor local goods. All profit will be extracted from the community.

It's my birthday 🥳🎊✨!! I guess I can show my art and ask it to be shared (if you want to of course)!