omg, so grateful to have a ✨ seat at the table ✨ with the compassionate transphobes who don't actively use slurs when denying our humanity 💜💜💜 thanks so much, dems!

I'm an alchemist for transing my gender and now can't be used as legal tender. Shucks.

genuinely crying at this one

lol. It's this meme in real life.

This was not on my 2025 bingo card but it was amazing.

Mother fuckers will do this shit and act like it's the LGBTQ agenda that's being shoved down people's throats.

SCORIGAMI WATCH

Sleeveless dress turned me into a walking CVS ad. But I did get the COVID vaccine successfully. (This was yesterday. I’m mildly dead today.)

Refs decided that the Eagles are supposed to win this game, I guess. Clearly caught pass? Incomplete. Clearly short of the 1st down? 1st down.

Something I wasn't expecting is that vaccines save insurance companies money, so they want you to get them even if the CDC doesn't. Of course! But they do fire Jimmy Kimmel every time you get one, to keep on The Regime's good side. Probably.

I went down a far-too-long transmedicalist rabbit hole today. A theme that comes up again and again is "the existence of <type of trans person I don't like> is making us lose our rights" and it just misses the mark. Religious fascists are making us lose our rights!

The right are going to paint this as some result of radicalization and the fault of trans people but this was a cis white man and trans people had nothing to do with it. The partner was a helpless bystander in all this and when confronted with the truth, did the right thing and called the police.

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police

With the Chiefs at 0-2 this season, who will sell me car insurance bundled with homeowners insurance!?

People losing their job over not being sad that "gun deaths are necessary" guy dying a gun death is insane to me. The Right acts like crybabies and society acts like brand new parents: give them anything they want to shut them up. And it works every time. Society will give them ANYTHING.

In good faith I’d really like to understand how your content moderation team decided this should stay up when many reported it, the news org itself has a post underneath it admitting it was inaccurate. It’s dangerous misinformation targeting a group from a verified account. bsky.app/profile/wsj....

Anonymous sources report that the shooter's partner was trans. At this point, I've realized that Normal People know so little about trans women that I can probably convince them we are actual witches with magical powers. Everyone calm down or I'll blight your crops! I'll do it!

Hey so since it was some cis white guy that did the shooting, are trans people allowed to say "rest in piss" again? Or is that part of our rights removal still in effect? (We shall see.)

several bluesky employees follow me, and have for a very long time. i think you know i don't ask questions in bad faith. so let me ask you: what are you doing internally right now to get leadership to correct this problem?

I feel like the last 48 hours have just been the entire world going full NYT Pitchbot. "Whether it's the people on the right saying we should shoot everyone on the left as terrorists, or the people on the left saying we should give everyone on the right health care, both sides are---"

“It should also be noted that ‘transgender ideology’ is a term coined for and used in anti-trans political messaging. Reporters should be careful about using this term.” www.transjournalists.org/tja-urges-ca...

thinking about all the institutions and public figures, up to and including barack obama, who thought kneeling at a football game was disrespectful and out of bounds but have rushed to have statements about charlie kirk and the importance of free speech

this is the most intellectually dishonest, lazy, made-up set of words put into an article, and with the competition for that title thats saying a lot.

These the same people that said they caught the suspect yesterday?

Have they forcefem'd the suspect yet so they can blame this on trans people?

Doggo top!

did you know gmail now has a subscriptions page where it lists all your subscriptions and you can unsubscribe from them????

yeah so we won that. most teams save their miracle for the playoffs or the super bowl but we called it in for an irrelevant week 1 game. but we did win. 1-0 and i think it will be 17-0 in 18 weeks.

I might have lost some weight over the offseason.

Internet challenge: try not to be shitty to women when one really really wanted a kid's baseball (impossible)

The Chiefs have lost 2 out of the last 3 football games. (They weren't playing in one of them, so they narrowly escaped without a loss.) Makes having the AFC title stolen from the Bills by the refs all the more painful.

Eating a mini butterfinger each time the chiefs drop a pass.

0 * 2.5 = 5

Polls show that if the election were held today, Andrew Cuomo would vote for Mamdani. Probably.

If there's a hell, it will be being turned into RFK Jr. and being sent to a Congressional hearing. If there's a heaven, it will be watching that for all eternity on a loop.

One way to prevent trans people from killing you is to just try being nice to them for once.

The economy is so bad that NFL RedZone had to add a minute of ads this year. The Market should be taking note.

I got my hair cut today ... for the first time in 20 years. It was a nice experience and I'll be back on a normal schedule from now on.

And Newsom is doing harm *right now*, it isn't some far-off worry - He segregated & persecuted a trans girl who wanted to play sports with her friends, advocated to ban trans kids from all sports while laughing with Nazis, says we shouldn't get healthcare til 26, & vetoed two trans rights bills.

No fucking offense Adam Schiff but Trump wants to put me in a concentration camp, so how about YOU send ME money?

The reason Kilmar Abrego Garcia was not eligible for asylum in 2019 was nothing to do with the merits of his case. It was because of the one year filing deadline, which requires a person to apply for asylum within one year of entering the US. It's now been less than a year since he entered the US!

Republicans on death penalty crimes: "He knew what he was doing, he should be tried as an adult." Republicans on gender-affirming care: "No child's brain is developed enough to make a life-altering decision like using she/her pronouns."

Next Florida hurricane... I'm driving down there to repaint the crosswalk just as the storm ends. They can divert resources from rescuing boomers trapped in their collapsed houses and prevent the painting. Or prevent the painting but let half the Republican electorate die from too much freedom.

I changed my name in Brooklyn this morning. Or rather, filed a petition to have my name changed. Every resource told me Brooklyn for some reason demands a ton of documents not required by statute and THEY SURE DID. Had to go home and get a bank statement. But it's all handled now.

If Gavin Newsom cares so much about women's sports, why not mandate that the UC system spend the same amount of money per athlete on women's sports as they spend on men's sports? Because it was never about women or sports, it's about hurting trans people.

8/13 was my 1 yr HRT anniversary. There have been some changes.

I am beginning to think that ad agencies are behind most of the terrible people that exist in the world. Curate someone really shitty, put them in an ad, instant free press for the brand that buys it. "Boycott that makeup company that I am naming by name!" Free press.

I got my ears pierced!