found myself in the background of this photo from a work event. giving strong "every white transfem" vibes.

would kione own a funko pop of herself

please don't turn me into a marketable figurine,

pink corporate swag <3

i’ve gotten misgendered twice 😭😭 love work trips to texas

20 minutes til landing in the state that wants me dead (but austin)

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

fake maye

29-7 is the new 28-3

Given how boring this Super Bowl is they really should have shown the fan on the field.

instead of buying whatever is advertised in the next block of commercials i’m going to look up video of the guy that ran into the field. literally all i want to see is people running onto the field. so nbc doesn’t get my money for the “we won’t show it” policy.

guy just got hit in the head by the injury tent. guess that’s how it got its name.

no super bowl has ever ended without a touchdown. that’s what i’m rooting for now.

the worst part of being a trans woman is that i have to cover up facial hair with color corrector on my upper lip, and every day, without fail, my nose is instantly runny seconds after applying it. and only two substances known to woman remove makeup -- makeup remover and mucus.

ok but this is something one's transbian polycule should do www.reddit.com/r/badroommat...

yay, pronouns are back

i just realized that putting espresso powder in my brownies is like putting bay leaves in my soup. it feels like you're doing something but i bet nobody could tell in a blind test.

the new overwatch character Domina is just Kione Monax in an alternate timeline

every time i hear the word "endocrinologist" i know the next sentence is going to be the most fucked up thing i've ever heard about trans healthcare. just go to your primary care doctor for HRT. it is very easy for them to manage.

isn’t autoscaling just a PID loop? how come i never see config values labeled proportional, integral, and derivative?

"you have 36 unread notifications from docker scout!" i have never cared less about anything, ever, in the history of humanity.

this showed up on my feed today because a friend replied and ... it really is great. reading about how they want to discriminate against trans women to make them sex slaves for epstein just makes me feel ... relevant? i know i shouldn't feel anything positive but i love that they care so much...

chest is doing chest things

relatable

i have a radical idea. every office should have two climate control zones so that people that get cold can sit somewhere warm and people that run hot can sit somewhere cold. dreading freezing to death again tomorrow.

today there was some after work thingie at a bar for celebrating the end of the financial year. i wanted to dress nicely for this and did, but i paid dearly. it is so fucking cold out. i should have worn 6 pairs of sweatpants and 3 sweaters.

Change a letter, ruin a film; Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Tomb Wait, actually the same film........ can't believe Kubrick used an error correction code on the title!

the patriots literally have ghosts on their o-line love it when they switch the line-drawing system to "snow" mode and one team is wearing all white

holy shit. some people still call this thing a "newspaper".

this new dress i got is giving me AGP

the floor above us at work is being worked on. they are using some sort of drill thing that was also heavily used by the construction next door to me at home. i worked at home while that was going on, they finished the work there, i got an in-person job, and that thing is back to haunt me.

just got a call from my prescription drug insurance ... approving ... a costly drug. was not expecting that. at my last job, i had to pay for it myself.

yeah caleb has flaws in his game but if i was a bears fan i would be building statues of this guy

brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it

my time machine shows this as the end of super bowl LX www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7rP...

the bears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i think caleb wants to see the nfc championship

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

that throw was so good that cris collinsworth was speechless

Oh NO a simultaneous catch/pick 😭

Oh yeah, and here's a recent example of my multi material work.

lol today the NFL decides that stealing the ball out of the arms of a down receiver warrants replay review? thanks.

at what point do you bench cj stroud

everyone on reddit blames sports betting for why NFL refs can't make consistent calls... but somehow I doubt that they're looking at the realtime odds across thousands of sportsbooks before deciding to pull the yellow flag out of their pocket

that’s when the flag comes out huh

nfl officiating is a fucking joke

i clipped my fingernails at halftime, anticipating this ending

tony romo: "now he's got an opportunity to do #2" didn't need to know that.

i had hope. but now i do not have hope. (this is for my football team not in general.)