hypocrites.

I think we should start spelling it 'horisontal'

So. Are. We.

America has always banged on about it's Constitution and how great it is. It's a shame this miraculous document can't fix tyranny or corruption after all.

I guess they just didn't have enough support

The are two guards each standing by a door. One guard likes big butts and cannot lie. The other guard likes big butts and cannot tell the truth. One door leads to big butts. The other door leads to small butts. You can only ask one guard one question. What do you ask?

Jolene by Dolly Parton is the perfect pop song. #dollyparton

The problem is that Elon Musk thinks he's Peter Venkman but is in fact Walter Peck

If you rob bank using a supermarket pricing gun. You can use it again to reduce any sentence you get.

Just written a song about a duvet. It's a cover.

Due to an unexpected theological miscommunication at the White House,Trump aides have tonight stated they meant to get rid of God all along, and not the woke nonsense. The announcement caused the Vatican to release a statement that the Lamb of God was alive and well eating some grass. #DEI #AGNUSDEI

Binton Woods. Little oasis. Smells like winter. Wrens warning me to stay away whenever they see me. All the sticks are damp. Bark comes away in my hand. The dog doesn't mind. She hops about. I throw them. She shreds them. 3.5k

Great perspective on the LA fires: open.substack.com/pub/societyo...

Me: since the word fratelli is the plural of "brother" in Italian, is the band the Fratellis actually called The Brotherses? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

"The practical risks of AI are not that they become super capable thinking machines. It is building complex systems around machines we falsely assume are capable of greater discernment and logic than they possess."

Had to take my mother in law to the hospital (she’s fine) and was secretly hoping I’d be late getting back so would miss my gym class. I wasn’t late but then I remembered I’m an adult and if I don’t want to go to the gym I don’t have to. So I’m sitting in the garden with a beer instead.

@tomeaston.bsky.social it might as well be here already, none of all this 'it's coming home' caper

(Advert) Now available: the AI-powered Surface Family Me: "Family."

Tom Lets Out Weary Sigh After Walking Into Kitchen and Noticing Cheese Grater Isn't Part of the Matte Painting

I'm looking for the same level of following on all my platforms...

Zoom: *as call ends* How was the quality of your call? Me: Bad Zoom: What went wrong? Me: They were asking me to do work

Textural dog @bestofdogs.bsky.social

The First Rule of Over-Reacting Club is-- Me: Oh god what is it? Oh god its really bad isn't it? I knew this would happen! Why does this always happen?