i at a bag of pistachios, two cookie, some ice cream, and a glass of wine and now my tummy hurts? yeah, no fucking way #wtf

we will greet them as liberators

water temple

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/

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Happy New Year’s Eve, from my lemon pig to yours 🍋 #NYE

[woke moby dick] thar they blow

posting "a computer that smokes weed" so that i have enough likes to afford the more niche and esoteric jokes i want to be making

Sharing my appreciation for the humble sump