"Lizbeth's killer was a fictional straw man I've created to be racist"

Listen, I'm not gonna say I believe in ghosts or anything, but if I were the ghost of an American hockey player who would have been on this team and whose jersey was in the team's locker room, I would use whatever ghost powers to help them win. Maybe Quinn Hughes was on to something.

I've seen enough, Connor Hellebuyck for president.

Damnit I was 3 minutes off

2 AI ads. I'm guessing we're getting a Gemini commercial in the 3rd and a Copilot one at halftime.

Ah i knew we were gonna get at least 1 AI commercial. And it looks like it was written by AI. #superbowl

Didn't need a Manscaped ad with singing pubes while I was trying to eat #superbowl

Counterpoint: it was a GREAT display of hockey from the Monsters.

Hilarious if true

If the Cleveland Monsters win the Calder Cup this year, I'll do a Shoey.

Take a Sticker when done!!

If you're ever thinking that you're pathetic, remember the president of the United States was soo butthurt about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize that he made FIFA (the soccer people) come up with their own "peace prize" to give him.

Teeheehehehehehe #BearDown

Hyundai making commercials about their cars being so cheap it's a steal is a choice from that brand.

It's over.

Some ridiculous graphics from tonight

🎶頑張れ頑張れNHK！頑張れ頑張れNHK！

This is the game that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friend.

Well I've seen enough, the Bears are your Super Bowl champions. I'm NOT delusional thank you very much

my people.

My family member's biggest accomplishments of 2025 Mom: presented at a national conference and spoke at a rally Dad: graduated college Cam: published a book and will publish another. Me: had the 3rd best cookie specimen made by a man, at the Cuyahoga County Fair. ... at least it's a big county

Yesterday, I called for the Epstein Files to be released and urged my opponent Vivek Ramaswamy to do the same. Today, my X account was suspended for hours without reason. My X account has been reinstated. But I’ll say it again: release the Epstein Files.

Forcing the Cubs to play the Chicago Bulls isn't fair

Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions theonion.com/elderly...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... see America, this is what you're supposed to do when a far right fascist tries to stage an insurrection after losing an election.

good morning to all the big dumpers out there.

Canada's Wonderland testing Alpenfury when they know DAMN WELL i have to go back to Ohio tomorrow is just evil

White Sox vs Rockies is the MLB equivalent to a Thursday Night NFL game played in London

Booooooooooo

"What do you miss most about your (dead) mother?" Is such an assish question to ask the kid who just got drafted #1 overall. #nhldraft

The Perds couldn't pull Weber off the golf course to make the pick #nhldraft

If you ever think you're useless, the Cardinals DH went 0-4 today and struck out to end the game. He made less positive contributions to the team than I did. #FlyTheW

Repost if you agree:

THE DC DEFENDERS WIN THE UFL CHAMPIONSHIP

The DC Defenders are YOUR 2025 UFL CHAMPIONS

i don’t think that donald trump should have thrown the parade. i think it was a waste of time and money

Hey y’all the UFL Championship is on.

We’re proud to announce, today’s turnout has already surpassed the Hands Off protest! Over 5.5m people and counting across the U.S. Get out there, be seen, and be counted. This is history in the making. Take plenty of photos and videos and post them publicly. Let the world see what’s happening.

I can’t believe this sign left out Old Dominion

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Chagrin Gateway” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

Convicted FELON and adjucated RAPIST, tRump, is still trying to worm out of paying his victim, E. Jean Carroll for defaming her after RAPING her. #RapisttRump #FelontRump #FucktRump www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

These people just keep proving they're the best thing to emerge from a sewer system since Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

@neorsd.org dropping the truth bombs at #pride

I've seen enough. PCA for Cooperstown

200 people spent millions on Trump’s memecoin and were rewarded with this dinner www.wired.com/story/a-heli...

PETE CROW LONGBOMB

"I hate Palestinians more than I like fellow gay people" a memoir sinhalaguide.com/lesbian-trum...

I don't know if anyone noticed this but the vodka ad at PNC is gone and Roberto has come back.

There's a popular misconception that the AHL went to 4 officials from 3 to better call penalties. It was really so people would stop singing "3 Blind Mice" at the refs