Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Disgusting reporting by BBC using a tiny number of cases to suggest widespread abuse of a system which routinely denies LGBTQIA+ individuals asylum and forces them back into environments of persecution. This article massively distorts the reality of the situation. 1/ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I wrote about how Spurs used new some numbers terribly and ended up with a super-expensive team of players who can't pass: www.espn.com/soccer/story...

King Midas-in-Reverse has been assigned another task.

JD Vance to visit Arsenal's and West Ham's training grounds this week for a rousing motivational speech pls..

We're so bad that the last time we played well was under Thomas Frank. 😂 #COYS

Cannot wait to be lectured and held to ransom this incoming week by an alliance of hard right grifters and rich farmers.

“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”

Interesting result at the Emirates. Perhaps (yet again) bullying, cheating and time wasting isn't a sustainable way to win a title.

Jesus seeing Mary Magdalene:

That was worth them all withdrawing from their international squads for.

Well at least Arsenal can focus on the last two remaining competitions...and hopefully bombing out of them as well 😂.

Saw Gorillaz tonight at long last..and in Belfast! Great show. The kids are big fans so they came too. Very different experience going with them but still fun.

Ah yes praying in a way to be seen and heard publicly - Jesus REALLY loved this.

No to De Zerbi

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

Might as well get behind Scotl...actually no - this World Cup is cursed.

Mood slightly softened by Wales and the South not getting through either. #GAWA

Mercifully spared an Arsenal trophy win today. Arteta's managerial record of always winning silverware in his first season continues.

On way back from the game. Where to begin but I'll start with Romero's "nothing to do with me" body language throughout the game. He's no captain. #COYS

I love the thought

Fantastic to get the win but I'm sad we are out of Europe and not set to play again there for a long time.

Every time the camera goes to Simeone he is unleashing a disgusting gob onto the touchline. #COYS

Some colossal thumpings in the Champions League this week. Are we back to the 90s?

Time for Kinsky #COYS

A truly cursed evening of premier league football.

Best away trip in the league today #ArdsFC

Can't look forward to the World Cup because of Trump and his favourite football team is spoiling things too.

Divide Lough Neagh in two to create an interface. The will and money will be found.

There Is An Act That Never Goes On

Hughton in? #COYS

Or a pro-lemon manager on a nine game contract between international responsibilities.

Time for a pro-ketchup manager. #COYS

Just fascinating to see Blair, a man whose reputation was ruined by the Iraq war, advocate joining a war that is exponentially stupider and more chaotic. How is it possible to learn nothing from the worst mistake of your life?

Chelsea's third there was the sort of goal you'd see at Southampton's old ground The Dell. The ball would regularly bounce back off the advertising hoardings. #FACup

Still believe this:

Pay the Poch release clause now. Whatever it is, it's cheaper than relegation. #COYS

Thomas Frank is available #justsaying #coys

A truly appalling evening of premier league results 😂.

Urgh Stoke-with-money lumber on. A really grim way to take a league title if they do go on to win it. Hope springs eternal.

Tel and Richarlison must start. Maybe limited but they add fight and physicality.

"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state" CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏 (Same goes for sport btw) #Speirgorm

As journalists working today many of us are taught to recognise disinformation when we see it and fight back against it. Unfortunately there are some who willingly seek it out and put it on their front pages. A disgrace to the profession.

Pathetic but unsurprising.

A very dangerous world, in which the FIFA Peace Prize no longer carries the weight of integrity it once did.

If someone in the future sees this..PLS SEND THE T-800.