american politics is a fever dream

sydney sweeney i wish u a life of misery

regressing and romanticizing the past like it’s my full time job today

applying to a job is like entering a lottery + the prize is you get to provide underpaid labor

if u drive drunk/high i want u to know that U are a Loser

credit scores make so much sense ❤️ my score dropped 23 points for PAYING OFF MY CAR LOAN

who would ever buy a condo when these HOA fees are like $750+ a month 😀

being on SSRIs in the summer is like…. please be Patient i am heat intolerant

officially a homeowner <3 (paid off my 2016 fiat 500)

shane dawson ! i hate you ❤️

would like to thank my neighbors for consistently setting fireworks off all night until 4am. chicago loves you! favorite neighbor of the year award

1000 wins on wordhunt with @silliest-girl.bsky.social this is what gets me through the work day

write your representatives and with a little luck, change Will happen ❤️

Transgender for Everybody!

screenshot from a trump post on truth social. trying to understand what “Transgender for Everybody” means? someone lmk

can onision fucking d*e yet

i Need to get a tattoo but getting a first tattoo is so much pressure. want to make sure i get something so awesome.

hello, welcome back and pardon my absence. i wasn’t posting due to the fact that my life does Not revolve around the internet and also im just so busy and hardworking and my schedule is so booked…. hope you all are well

anyone my age or younger should Not be allowed to get a CDL. u mean big boy in the semi is 2 years younger than me + allowed to drive a life-threatening monster on the road? i’m so at ease.

how the Fuck are people i went to high school with having children . r we living in the same economy

luvvv how the gov “supports” those w disabilities by sending them a $1000 monthly check (not enough to even pay rent in most places, btw) and they say enjoy ❤️ don’t go too crazy ❤️

corporate leadership should be required to work frontline food service prior to an office job. like how cops get tased in training

did everyone deactivate yesterday or am i public enemy

nathan fielder send me a connect invite on linkedin

hate feeling rundown but too awake to get rest. guess i’ll just be miserable

clock into work n then head straight to the bathroom #friday

i want warning prior to the world ending so i can max out all my credit cards and have Fun

how all dunkin drops feel to me lately … 😢

that’s an awfully hot coffee pot

nev schulman should get an honorary doctorate in psychology

mother daughter relationship has never been stronger

wish i could play word hunt as a full time job

hello would you like to be $50,000 in debt in exchange for a job that pays $18/hr? it could all be yours…..

joe rogan give me the password to your socials i have some work to do….

the chokehold bo burnham had me in from ages 14-17 was heinous

piper bunny

ethan klein shut the Fuck up challenge

i wish grimes didn’t have the brain of a pea

checked my pto balance at work & i have 225 hours of pto i can only use FOR JURY DUTY. r u so serious . give that to me. why do u think im going to be a juror for a murder trial

CALVIN KLEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER, ETHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also good morning

can someone add me to a list or whatever . i’m not sure how this all works but i’d like to feel included

how are facebook users Real human beings i’m so serious

gonna start saying “the STEM of it all” in my daily life to honor katy perry

nathan fielder talk to me challenge

the real heroes of our nation are delivery drivers … ty for ur service fr

having the blue lives matter flag as a bumper sticker is crazy bc why are u willing to tell Everyone on the road that you’ve never felt the touch of a woman

ordered sushi…. Thursday … My Way