Hey, remember when we had a mostly-daily post about all the other stuff you're not paying attention to?

oh my gawd stahp

...confirming he's a vegetable.

Noem's biggest flaw - she didn't know how to fascism correctly. Rhetorically, how fucking incompetent do you have to be for *this administration* to fire you for incompetence?

fully accurate 10/10 no notes

I barely trust AI to take notes for me in a meeting. The laziness, arrogance, and idiocy required to allow AI to make independent decisions is fucking stunning.

Says someone that very clearly wants to tell women what they can and can't do. All of them. Hypocrites.

All I ever knew of one was as a janitor. The other, a pharmacist.

If anything, this should illustrate just how little value coders actually have

I mean, Mullin comes from a line of truly exceptional intellectuals - his parents couldn't even decide what to fucking name their spawn

"We got you into this mess, you get yourself out" is the most fucking Republican viewpoint ever. Goddamn that shit tracks like a rail.

I don't think Mr. Rahm has the pull he thinks he does any more. Truth is, his relevance since joining LIV has absolutely tanked. No one gives a shit what he thinks. Take your $800 million and *finish* going away. www.espn.com/golf/story/_...

Someone in the room should just blurt that out. “YOUR DAD WAS BORN IN NEW YORK!” No quarter for such brazen lying, especially about things as inconsequential. Screw “decorum”.

The more Kristi Noem speaks, the more I would make an exception for hitting a woman. Frankly, the more Mike Johnson speaks, the more I would make an exception for hitting a woman.

It’s quite simple, you vapid, insipid bitch. One set of masks was to encourage accountability and safeguard your fellow citizens. One set is to avoid it.

This spineless sack of shit has no business leading a bake sale, let alone the legislative body of the United States. thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill....

ATTN US CONGRESS IT'S LITERALLY YOUR FUCKING JOB TO HOLD THESE PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE NOT TO TALK TO THEM TO FIRE THEM

This is the same sense in which I win arguments with my wife

Different skeet: I post all my actual fun stuff to IG, but it’s officially #fishingszn again…

Jihad = Muslim. Bad. "Part of God's Divine Plan" = Christian. Good. Interestingly, "Part of God's Divine Plan" is nothing more than Christian jihad. Fuck all of you sky ghost worshippers. You're all fucking hypocrites anyway. jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/us-troops-...

People like this don't regret their vote. They regret the self-inflected political wounds their vote resulted in.

Question for the MAGA invalids out there: Does that ear look like it was shot by a rifle to *you*?

Look, you could make an argument that I'm not super healthy right now. And yet, I'm a fucking physical specimen compared to this necrotic sack of shit.

Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level. You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext* www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...

Throw CU in there here and you’ve got yourself a deal

I’m familiar with this scenario #2indepth4u

Fetterman is a goddamned vegetable. Anyone with half a functioning fucking brain has seen that since the beginning.

I hope he gets shot by one of those AR-15s he fetishizes.

IF THIS IS WINNING IM REALLY FUCKING TIRED OF WINNING AND WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK TO LOSING PLEASE

This. 💯. Cheeto McFuckface has never been anything but a liar, a cheat, and a con man. He built the wealth he actually does have not on value, but by stealing from everyone and everything he’s ever come across.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

once your email storage is full you should be allowed to graduate from it. no more emails for you. you’ve seen enough emails. you’re free now

The next article summarizing the SOTU for what it actually was - a nearly-two-hour-long masturbatory screed consisting of nothing but racist drivel, easily disprovable lies, insistence on continuing his grift, and blowhard arrogance - will be the first. Anything saying else is puffpiece bullshit.

The Gen X urge to come from the land down under but it's a faint urge being an xennial

So it IS possible for democratic societies to hold “leaders” accountable by something more than more an extended career

Amazing - every single part of what he said creates inflationary pressure, leading to higher prices for Americans. The fucking stupidity. And fuck you, stupid people, for continuing to believe it.

25 years of All Your Base! deathgenerator.com#zerowing

Here it is, your moment of zen.

“Turning her back” required her to have faced them at all, at any point.

Can't say nobody saw this coming, although we didn't expect it until after the season For Reasons. But hey, it got Jon to write something about basketball.

That’s not nearly the flex you think it is.

NO YOU DO NOT YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO BE SMARTER THAN PEOPLE WITH FACEBOOK DEGREES, AND YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO ACT LIKE IT YOU HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO DEBUNK STUPID PEOPLE, NOT ENTERTAIN THEM

Walz: "The federal government needs to pay for what they broke here. There's going to be accountability on things that happened, but one of them is the incredible and immense cost borne by the people of this state. The federal government needs to be responsible."

TANG. OUT. NOW.

Period. This isn't up for debate.

This isn’t a setback. This is deliberately thwarting the research and development of safe and effective medicine.