Fellas, is it sacrilegious to fuck a couch?

i drank one million last night and today i am Alive

Pilgrims

my idiot son bumbo keeps playfully flicking boiling pitch all over the house guests and ruining my expensive Hot Wheels dinner party

looking at my orb and smiling smiling smiling

yessssss perfect weathjer for my pretentious floaty linen guy summer outfit yessss yessss (it's only april and i accept the fact that i'm going to be screaming and crying about how shit everything is once summer actually hits)

Looks we love

Okay I looked it up. “Chapo Trap House” is a bigoted slur against incel folks.

morning after delicious hot sauce tacos/ fighting for my life

slide film

excited to get the scans of my first slide film tomorrow i hope i took some nice photos smile smile smile

this should be obvious I guess but I stopped eating conbini food and just magicked away 5 kilos no effort at all I'm still snackin'

there's a new style of thermal underlayer clothing that's basically a thick fishnet (it traps pockets of air between whatever t-shirt etc you wear over it and your skin for insulation) and it's ridiculously effective but also i will say i look a little cunty in it

nice day

hiking with friends is lovely and I always enjoy it but going alone is something else entirely, magnificent

That's right

metro

I keep making like little 30 second sketches of a song and then get totally lost in where to go to structure it and make it flow nicely and then get tired and stop plegh

Wanted to draw the boys: therefore drew the boys

Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. Some alternative ending, or an entirely different world...

You expect furries to care about fursecution?

marathon seems to be mostly running around shit scared for 15 minutes and then elation when you make it out

Awwww fuck yeah going hiking today I love going hiking Wahoo wahoo

i have just discovered amapiano am i behind the trend, on trend, or forward-looking thought leader ceo of music

plays dj sprinkles in the club and the dancefloor suddenly is empty, you're twirling alone in an echoing space of ghosts and regret, kicking dust off a floor where so many had gone before, overcome with awareness that this is all it ever was

normie friends are having kids and im sat here like do i just blast cash on this gigantic lump orb will it make me fuckable

i think it's important to obscure things

springtime soon

doggo!/pubby! /puppy!!/ goodbye

Fellas, is it androgynous to live and die in Los Angeles?

breathe out, chattaranga

pressure release; collapse and fall asleep for 12 hours

i dont think i know what i want most of the time

ray of sacred sunlight / hostile car attack pattern

I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX I HATE GORETEX

who tf is kuun lapsi

honestly i kinda get meursault

glad to discover theres an american footballer with my name helpfully obscuring anything to do with me on the search engines peace upon the earth

🧡 🤍 💜

another lesson for me; namely shut the fuck up

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

i don't care about tv mostly but i am quite excited to climb a little after work and then make dinner and then watch andor it will be nice for bopys

solar capitalism

offerings to the moon goddess

every time I go back to europe I'm left like what the fuck am I even doing stuck out in the far east rrrrrghh

I have been away,,

YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay? ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

If someone says Muahaha, they have unfortunately turned evil and must be thrown in the trash