personally if we have to have a gestapo i'm at least happy they are being poorly trained

Actually doing scientific coding, not just pumping data around and it turn out I have to model vibes. Like you want me to tell you when the hysteresis looks like it has a slope of 0, but it is never 0 through each thermal cycle?

It's always the Count of Flanders.

The most despicable of all devotions is that which calls upon the weak and broken to give thanks for their misery.

What the hell is happening?

American driving culture is psychopathic.

Chunnelingus

Diomedes Devoured by his Horses

This is happening to actual Texas, too

They're letting me play with the SCADA 😈

People really be like "Nintendo sued my family, but I still love them tho. Look I made a golden throne for my switch"

Robber barons

Y'all mind if I Persianize my court?

Ironically it's Elon Musk's fault that the most important scripture revealed through AI is no longer available 💅 May he never bask in the light. 🙏

gaslight, gatekeep, goatherd

Uh oh. Accidentally joined a fertility cult.

son dried tomatoes

Maybe all a man needs is a micro controller... ...and a 3D printer ...and a soldering machine ...and a shit ton of money to buy all the components for a random project they have in mind

Had my first interview in almost 13 years and I can't sleep because I keep analyzing all the parts I should have done differently.

You make a good point, but unfortunately I've already depicted you as the grotesque central Asian monk and myself as the serene East Asian monk.

Have I learned anything after grinding DSA problems? No. Has grinding DSA problems made me a better programmer? Also, no.

Got the Dolmenwood books. Very neat. That's all I have to say about that.

Hey, it's me again just dropping in to rain on your parade

damn i'm high on some hopium today can't wait for the inevitable crash and self-loathing

My toxic trait is obsessively revising an email only to cause a typo with a bad edit.

I love being a fake engineer (swe) in a real engineering department (mechE, chemE, EE) and being referred to as "IT"

You would think me falling asleep in a server room as a kid would make me understand server administration better

I will NOT listen to music if its lyrical content involves: - trucks - tractors - parties - romance - cheap beer - tailgates - blue jeans I WILL listen to music if it involves: - wizards - wars - evil empires - depression - plagues - shattered worlds - vanquishing your enemies

When everyone keeps getting me the same present.

Bogdan Ionescu has turned a disposable vape with an Arm Cortex-M0+ microcontroller into a web server that is perfect for personal projects.

I'm sorry I was in some starter pack for something I don't discuss publicly anymore 🤎

Raspberry Pi fandom guy that asks for "REST IN PIS" on his tombstone.

3D-printing Iron Man masks is fascist, FPGA retro consoles are fascist, solder fumes are fascist, obsessing over tolerances is fascist, resin miniatures are fascist, emulation accuracy is fascist. Techno-nostalgia under late-stage capitalism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to ruin your 'fun'.

skill issue

You enter the room to find a hobgoblin cranking his shit to crude drawings of otyughs wyd?

let's access

Let's explore a special kind of psychopathy that's possible in C.

Finally got to writing a driver with just the datasheet.

Bulldozing the 4H fair, screeching "this reeks of wokeness"

2 clowns 1 ball

All hail the glow cloud.

Gamers aren't valid 💖

Love me some probabilistic Excel formulas

"We don't document for security reasons"

beatific gf wretched bf

bro, u have printed ILLEGAL characters. prepare to face justice.