Really f*cking depressed to be leaving NYC tomorrow

Why do I struggle to wake up at 7.30 am on work day but automatically wake up at 6 am on my days off?

Published my first non SEO thing for a very long time ✨ It's not relevant to anyone here but it feels good to be getting back into the flow of things

I bought cowboy boots. I live on cowboy boots now. Cowboy boots and pyjamas yes thank you

Last august I decided that the stress of conferences was making my illness worse, so I said I would take a year off. I have since gone on to have the most stressful year of my life & honestly I can't anymore & still need a year off

I meal prepped lunch for the week - and haven't been able to stop thinking about it. So I had a lovely bowl of cowboy caviar for breakfast

I mean this. I don't care how close our friendship is, if you are seeing MCR on July 11th, my birthday of all days, I am block you until I'm not jealous anymore

Thanks deliveroo for assigning us a driver on a bike when we live 3 miles away and it's all basically up hill. Poor guy, it's not going to be an easy delivery

I don't have the science to back it up but I don't think I'd need antidepressants anymore if I could have been at the Hollywood Bowl to see Cynthia Erivo. That serotonin would have lasted me a lifetime.

Elementor

I was chatting to someone earlier this week who said they saw a study that including summaries in blog content correlated to more traffic from AI tools. Has anyone else seen this study? Could you send me the link?

29 is still tryna fuck things up for me man Today alone: Partners mums cat died My mum's dog has a tumor My car broke down big time Sat in rabbit pee

I'll be 30 on Friday & I cannot wait. 29 has not been my year at all. Need as much distance from it as possible

I just realised I met someone last week when they weren't wearing a hat. Then I met them again wearing a hat. And I thought they were two different people. I feel so embarrassed for asking their name and what they do.

I was just parking up at therapy, while reversing into the parking spot the car next to me (a Porsche) swung open their door as wide as it goes. Thankfully I pay attention and saw it, the spaces are small so I would have hit it. I can't help but think who's fault would that be?

Your SEO expert isn't trying to take over your business when they ask for conversion data or suggest UX improvements. They're trying to make sure the traffic they bring you actually makes you money.

My bestie is trying to enjoy her holiday. My bestie also knows I need to be involved with every meal she has either by looking at the menu, or by recieving detailed reviews

I forgot to put my middle name on my esta application? The application got approved but am I screwed?

Oh to be Ravioli and Hades, always resting & never having any personal space from their bestie

I won in therapy today - I managed to crack a joke during a spiral that completely made my therapist break.

Abuse survivors (especially when we’re newly free) are vulnerable. Traumatised, often isolated, sometimes relocating to new areas, financially hard up… it’s easy to look for community in the wrong places and it is also easy to fall prey to those who promise safety and solidarity.

I had a client call today and they told me they found me through chatgpt - I've spent forever trying to find myself & can't :(

“Take a break” they say. Cool, do you also pay my mortgage?

This is the view from my bedroom window, who wouldn't want this view. Buy my house x

Anyone after a 3 bed house with a great view in Sheffield? 😅

Gonna have a pure meltdown if my house doesn't sell soon

Just want to scream x So flipping burnt out, wish I could wrap up like a burrito

Today I'm cosplaying as an estate agent. Showing people my home. Eeeep, I'm scared

Can everyone bully me into staying focused please. I'm moving boxes to my mum's & rebuilding furniture so the house looks better for viewings on Saturday. And it's struggle city

Anyway - if anyone is looking for a 3 bed house in Sheffield HMU

Supposed to be moving house in two weeks and my buyer dropped out this morning.

Soz not gonna hit that deadline having a menny b

So many people from the SEO community have crashed in my spare room. Can't wait to reinvite them all to my new house although if @myriam.dopamine.builders visits again, I'm keeping them

It was OrderWise!

I used to have a client years ago, who was on the worst CMS I had ever used, I want to look at the CMS again and can't for the life of me remember what it was called. The CMS branding was blue - they also did stock and warehouse management software, I think the name have one in it.

Looking for a ADHD friendly cleaning planner. Any recommendations?

ChatGPT thinks my name is Billie Gee. I've check the personalization settings and it's definitely down as Billie Geena.

I spend most days working from the garden. Mainly to feed my obsession with an incredibly fat pigeon. I love to see him, he looks like he's wearing fluffy pantaloons.

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

Out of context email from my therapist: "Please be gentle with yourself, and remember Steve Irwin is on your team!".

Just a reminder to pay your freelancers

Working from the garden means I've been watching Ravioli tackle many of his fears today. - Concrete - Reasling Hades is in the rockery - Been away from Hades - Missing out - The rockery - Concrete again

The worst part of growing up is that all my friends are growing too. They live all over the world & can't just drop what they're doing to co-work in the garden with me

Went to the doctor's today and got some meds to help me with my migraines. The pharmacy can't get the meds in until Monday 😭 I was hoping this would clear up by then thanks

Can't believe I missed another ski village fire. It's one of my favourite Sheffield bonding experiences

I have 4/5 courses scheduled over the next few months and then I think I need to take a break from making new things for RankSuite. I'm so burnt out

Bank holiday weekend with a raging migraining seems about right

Eeeeeeeeeeeepy