having a tramp stamp sucks because you can’t get another tramp stamp 😡

this sent me into a literal spiral yesterday

going for a scream if anyone wants to join

we could actually use more snow

Modern Baseball American Football Remember Sports are the same band because sports

🎶the best part of waking up is going back to sleep🎵

showing my cats I respect their culture(puking randomly)

they should invent a me who is dead

I love the city of Chicago, Illinois

One day I will make enough money to go to Bravocon

There’s a painting of cummed on Vito Corleone hanging out in my lobby and I really need to understand why

When did the Format steal my cats?

Today so far feds in Chicagoland have: Attacked & arrested protesters at the Broadview detention center w/the help of the ISP other agencies Tear gassed a street in Logan Square that has a grocery store & elementary school on it, among other things Violently handcuffed an Alderperson It's 3pm

Ald. Jessie Fuentes’ office just released a statement she was handcuffed and threatened arrest amid ongoing ICE activity in Humboldt Park. Tear gas was also used on passersby at a Home Depot an at Rico Fresh, her office says. I’m on my way to an emergency press conference now.

Elizabeth Taylor and Canceled…. Girl..::

I’ve been out of swiftie psychosis for a while and I have to tell you it’s pretty nice over here.

I would like a crumb of job

My biggest fear is that my neighbors walk by my door and are like “oh yeah, that’s Sneeze Girl. She sneezes like you wouldn’t believe. It shakes the whole building”.

Healed from seeing Rilo Kiley live. Girl who is going to be okay!!!!

Future me everything is gonna be okay and I promise you unplugged your hair straightener

:(

It’s actually been a huge weekend for me as a hater with the air and water show + little Italy days :)

[me whenever a beach boys song comes on the radio): Who’s this, The Bitch Boys?

If you saw me eat shit on Damen I meant to do that, I’m proud and I will do it again

About to make John’s day very uncomfortable

pile of cat

Proud 3rd party voter for Iris and Pepe

we’re all on SSRIs

hi

last night I went on a date with someone who told me his main hobby was “tweeting, posting mostly” 🙃

*whispers into the midwestern void* comin dahn aht there…

happy zohran day to all who celebrate

heartbreaking: landlord was the first one to wish me a happy birthday

moving will solve all of your problems btw, get outta there!

Happy happy happy

I’m normal now btw

When will we finally have a rich yinzer from Sewickley on the White Lotus???

getting “nebby” tattooed on my bicep

Explaining my lore once I move: “I think it would be easiest if we start with the mayor’s feet pics situation”

Shauna Shipman they could never make me like you!!!!!

I have an apartment Chicago prepare to be sick of me!!!!!!!!!

Transitioning to more of a Pittsburgh crash out and tepid take page while the move is starting to feel real

Save me banana Instagram filter crash out save me

Save me Fiona Apple, Effexor, Abilify, Buspar, squishmallow save me

I’m an idiot for saying this out loud lol

Beware the vibes of March

I love my bowling league’s commitment to bits because someone called me Mel one time and dispite my best efforts they will not change it on any boards

I’m like, really happy

Big good news / bad news day