I'm sorry but if I went to a Beyonce concert and Destiny's Child made a random appearance I think I would have died right there on the spot

america runs on dunkin on this loser 😁

Just saw this on Reddit. Y'all really do act blind and deaf when your team commits the same terrors across the globe this is insane 😭

Obsessed with Audra's performance of Rose's Turn. Like I'm not a theatre person all like that, and don't even know what Gypsy is about, but I got it and felt it immediately.

Coco and Carlos both winning the French Open against the No. 1s after being down and having to win in straight sets. Byoo-ah-full 😍

Whole body sore from going too hard playing fuckin badminton...like I get it I'm old but my body just doing ridiculous shit to remind me at this point

Masterball bitch!! #pokemontcgpocket

Learned how to say "pretend I know how to speak your language before I up the blower on your goofy ass" in 32 different languages my next girl about to be so impressed 😍

Idk how but I've been crushing with this deck. Won 14/16 and only once did I run into a situation in which oricorio was a hard stop for the opponent. Rampardos drawing correctly is pretty much auto-loss though #pokemontcgpocket

This card is like if the 100 niggas vs a gorilla debate were infinity gorillas vs a single bird and it's no question the bird is winning. #ptcgpocket

Me passing Halle Bailey on the street: omg don't make it harder on me is my jam! Me passing Chloe Bailey on the street: Yaaas shit on him!

So glad I could start playing Marvel Rivals at the beginning and make it to Celestial II before the kids learn how to play hero shooters effectively and start dumpstering me 🙏🏿

I've been supplying 60 percent of the world with good pens. People don't even buy them. I do, lose them and then people find them around.

Not to get deep but I've been putting off actually trying to live this life since I was like 15 years old.

This is when I knew he was my goat. There's never been a rap performance that made me feel like this. youtu.be/cziv-WGRLcE?...

Being drunk make you do shit you would never do sober like turn on Linger by The Cranberries and start dancing with your eyes closed like a white girl

I'm so sorry to KLow, the ptcgp player who just flipped 7/8 tails on his celebi to miss the knockout on my magnezone. (Only needed 2 heads) I swear this game just loves the dramatics 😔

Yeah the resist libs way too prevalent on this app I'm out

So I think the depression all started when I realized what an actual serving size was

I love posting about being at work at 12am because it lets people know that I'm employed but also poor

I'm at work so I'm only catching glimpses wtf did I just read that right??

....No way!?

Billie definitely winning this right I'd bet some money

Look me in my eyes right now and tell me half a cookie as a serving size ain't crazy? You can't.

I'm just not gonna go to sleep actually. And then imma drink later too. Gonna hate myself tomorrow but tonight I'm gonna fly

What if you had a girl over your house and you went to the bathroom but when you returned she was gone and then seconds later you get a text she sent with a picture attached of your "72 hour coverage" deodorant and the text say "you fonky bitch" and she immediately block you on everything...

Madison actually went the distance omg! Beating Iga and Sab back to back too like she was not playing around 😭

No like y'all really be on chatgpt

These Ohio State fans scare me sometimes. No matter how long I've lived around them I still get anxious when they start screaming O-H real loud

It's crazy the run Monfils was having this Australian Open. Hate that it came to an end 😢

Beyonce absolutely but idk how Kendrick always gets thrown into these. Especially because the example used in the video is a song from 2011 before he blew up since which he's extensively distanced himself from the very concept of him being a revolutionary or savior as opposed to just a flawed man.

New orthotics made my hip stop hurting so now I don't have any excuse to not work tomorrow 😒

The way this bar just ERUPTED after that fumble omg

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

GM Luna main who want me #marvelrivals

They turned the weather down because the coat industry was failing 😒

Him and what army? 😭😭

Y'all be taking that astrology shit way too serious sometimes I feel bad :(

It’s a rainy day in London Town 😛

long johns, you mean Jonathans?

Now... youtu.be/MYfx1qx1Fjc?...

The people are waking up to what the best song on GNX is 🙏🏿

Girls are so funny one of em will be like "I usually have dry skin but it's been feeling real combination lately idk" and every girl in the world will come out the woodwork like "omg same!!" then I start to wonder "that can't be happening to all y'all at the same time somebody lying??"

Excuse me but can you take post down? This is a picture of my gay auntie who was killed by a metra train. And this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please.

I've listened to Yebba's Tiny Desk so many times but her How Many Years performance just hit me in a way it never has before omg

Me saying "I need someone positive in my life to balance me out" when every positive person who's ever looked at me has turned to stone.

You niggas are so fucking stupid it's not even funny anymore

The older I get, the more likely it is that I will quit a bad series or movie mid-scene. Life’s too short to waste watching terrible tv.