sucking dick is a lost art form

I have had four (4) whisky sours at this queer lube wrestling event selling candles and baby I’m On a nother planet

Thank you heated rivalry for the frotting education!

Saw a tiktok of a girl not knowing frotting until heated rivalry and that made me sad bc one of life’s greatest pleasures

The hottest man was shopping at my booth with his bisexual girlfriend and I couldn't tell him he should be a model before they left bc I was helping paying customers.

I love limes. Scurvy where?

I love queer people

Not my friend dating a famous Netflix star

hi @starwarsexplained.com

This man is chomping every piece of popcorn like a rabbit eating a carrot and I will be a murderer after this film.

Paul Mescal has the weird shaped thumbs 😕

I need Josh O’Connor biblically #wakeupdeadman

My Knives Out #WakeUpDeadMan screening is packed. The people yearn for @rianjohnson.bsky.social theatrical release.

going to sneak m&ms and cut water into my knives out showing

If you send me a voice memo or Marco Polo, do not expect a speedy response.

Sold a candle to a famous gay tiktoker and his bf!!!

I got my candles in three local stores in the ATL metroplex this week!

Two of my fall pumpkin candles broke in shipping and I replaced one for the customer and refunded her for the other so I am negative for the month of November

I played kickball crush last night & he pitched 😏. We did lose but I had an incredible kick, slid into home to score, and had a really great catch.

If you have any experience with Antioch Community Church or its affiliated churches and have since deconstructed, my friend is doing a research project! Take the survey.

My mom keeps a note of candle scents she thinks I should try 🥹

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Any pay pigs that want to buy me a switch 2 🤗🤭😜

Unfollowed someone for liking twinks

I finished suck session. I get it. #succession

I saw three Westies while vending yesterday but only got pics of two: Zoe (14) and Thelma (5)

trying not to be but

WHY TF DOES BLUESKY HAVE SO MUCH DIAPER CONTENT.

Cathedrals everywhere

I just listed 99 books on my pango store. Proceeds go to books for Palestine: pangobooks.com/bookstore/bo...

Yall dolly 😭

Bagel culture is not for me. New Yorkers make it their whole personality? Stream today’s ep of straightiolab.

saw my kickball crush at Monday night kickball 🤧

I despise TROS but the Sumud Global Flotilla reminds me of this scene and gives me hope.

Taylor has me revisiting Brat (I never left) and it’s just so damn good???

Book people are my people. I love them and books. 😭📚 bunch of freaks but same. I sold so many really good books that were just collecting dust on my shelves and now they’re going to other loving homes.

sir, time and place 😭

The book festival went so well. I sold over 100 books with proceeds going to families in Gaza. I’m so tired and happy.

How the hell were they the star baker??? #gbbo they didn’t wanna give someone a second win?

‪when a guy you hooked up with has a bf who kinda looks like you and you’re like ok that could be me???‬ ‪I’m meant to be the mid white boyfriend to a more attractive man who people would drag for dating me‬

The reason for the season

Can the swifties block list update????

I had these life changing breadsticks one time and then my grocery store stopped carrying them

Jacob Andersen is so damn good. I get why fans were mad he wasn’t nominated #interviewwiththevampire

When I worked at the old folks home, we always had a tub of ham salad or chicken salad in the fridge and dipping a cracker in it for a quick snack was my simple joy. We also made this chicken bacon ranch pasta salad that was so delicious.

I want to be car free but doing markets would almost be impossible.

Any pay pigs wanna buy me a switch 2 😛

Gay men let’s put the middle part down. It is no longer 2021-23.

new kickball team is so bad it’s embarrassing