Any pay pigs that want to buy me a switch 2 🤗🤭😜

Unfollowed someone for liking twinks

I finished suck session. I get it. #succession

I saw three Westies while vending yesterday but only got pics of two: Zoe (14) and Thelma (5)

trying not to be but

WHY TF DOES BLUESKY HAVE SO MUCH DIAPER CONTENT.

Cathedrals everywhere

I just listed 99 books on my pango store. Proceeds go to books for Palestine: pangobooks.com/bookstore/bo...

Yall dolly 😭

Bagel culture is not for me. New Yorkers make it their whole personality? Stream today’s ep of straightiolab.

saw my kickball crush at Monday night kickball 🤧

I despise TROS but the Sumud Global Flotilla reminds me of this scene and gives me hope.

Taylor has me revisiting Brat (I never left) and it’s just so damn good???

Book people are my people. I love them and books. 😭📚 bunch of freaks but same. I sold so many really good books that were just collecting dust on my shelves and now they’re going to other loving homes.

sir, time and place 😭

The book festival went so well. I sold over 100 books with proceeds going to families in Gaza. I’m so tired and happy.

How the hell were they the star baker??? #gbbo they didn’t wanna give someone a second win?

‪when a guy you hooked up with has a bf who kinda looks like you and you’re like ok that could be me???‬ ‪I’m meant to be the mid white boyfriend to a more attractive man who people would drag for dating me‬

The reason for the season

I wanna say something mean but i also want people to have a good time if they enjoy that sort of entertainment 🤐

Can the swifties block list update????

I had these life changing breadsticks one time and then my grocery store stopped carrying them

Jacob Andersen is so damn good. I get why fans were mad he wasn’t nominated #interviewwiththevampire

When I worked at the old folks home, we always had a tub of ham salad or chicken salad in the fridge and dipping a cracker in it for a quick snack was my simple joy. We also made this chicken bacon ranch pasta salad that was so delicious.

I want to be car free but doing markets would almost be impossible.

Any pay pigs wanna buy me a switch 2 😛

Gay men let’s put the middle part down. It is no longer 2021-23.

new kickball team is so bad it’s embarrassing

The twins better watch those B words #ProjectRunway

Hot barista recognized me at the street festival

Ok someone on my kickball team slid into my DMs. Looks like I’m the kickball crush now!

I ran into a tattoo artists that visited my booth in May and he was shocked I remembered he wanted a linen scented candle. Babes, you’re hot and I rarely forget things.

The thing is I doubt I’ll resubscribe to Disney+

Amazed at how corny C*rdi lyrics are and yet I’m still having an alright time with the album

I have to crack jokes at the bukake to lighten the mood

ijbit during Caleb Hearon’s comedy special? #modelcomedian

Ooh, they saw those subscriptions plummeting

Rewatching Somebody Somewhere and It is a SHAME Chloe x Halle stopped making music together.

it’s getting scary

It got real fascist real fast (I know the descent has been happening)

New kickball team is so bad. When I have to call out plays and give advice?! You know it’s bad 😭

Everyone all day: Charlie died….. My clueless ass:

They’re cutting up over on Twitter

Someone took all the pawpaw fruit near me 😭

This 18 year old dog got some candles 😭

This 18 year old dog got some candles 😭

Our Palestinian country director is leaving and I have a feeling it’s bc the org keeps centering isra*li feelings over Palestinian lives and I’m devastated.

Asked Kmart and honey pig what they’d get at Panda Express and Kmart said he had it for lunch today. I could feel it in the spirit!

ROLLING RAY PASSED AWAY?!?

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