Being only slightly allergic to avocado is great, guac is just naturally a little spicy and I just make sure I take a Benadryl.

Stephen Colbert needs to be live with Anderson and Andy next year.

RIP 2025 2025-2025

More leftists need to read The Dispossessed.

My wife was once told in an argument that you can’t question people’s beliefs. Do people actually believe that?

I need to post more, why let my thoughts ferment and rot in my head when I can instead unleash it upon the world?

All I want for Christmas is a layoff with a full years severance

what a day

Sitting in a bar with my wife when Trump, Mamdani, and the King of Brunei all walk in

Dem congresspeople aren’t acting like they won big time last Tuesday because in their minds they didn’t.

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature

“Leftists” complaining about how horrible factory work is while ignoring the first century of leftist theory. Of course capitalist factories suck, that’s why socialism exists.

It is imperialist to think that America should not have more factories.

Jeff Bezos should hunt Elon Musk for sport on his people-hunting island

Who is writing the executive orders that Trump is signing? He obviously has no idea what is in them.

Tell me your favorite movie not many people know.

Mister Rogers never misses

how long after christmas are you suppose to take down santa from the cross

I love that Bluesky now has trending

cooking up my first $10 spiral sliced ham of the season. I love how cheap ham becomes during the holidays

The shittiest part of what seems to be most American jobs is guilt that is attached to calling out sick. Every team has been cut so lean that when you aren't there your coworkers suffer.

Why do we waste productive effort on anything but the highest quality products? Our society needs to be efficient, there is no reason to make 10x the products that last 1/10 the time when we can simply supply everyone with the best.

Damn I want some cheap gas station tacos

Every city needs an elevated railway.

@bsky.app needs a Trending tab, reading about the coup in S. Korea reminded me so much of how Twitter used to be

You know who else pardoned his son all of his sins?

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Hold 👏 babies 👏 accountable 👏

The Dune: Prophecy haters are so funny. We all saw what happened to the fandom when Disney set aside the eu canon for the Star Wars sequels. It was always going to be a BH/KJA adaptation.

if I could eat fried chicken and pizza every day I would

Game of Thrones drowned so that Dune: Prophesy could swim

Gift safe toys this holiday season! Never gift toys with small parts to children under 3.

I really need to put more time into my hobby called "literally anything else but online politics"

I’m glad I no longer work 12 hour days, but honestly 10 hour days are just as insufferable.

I hate suburbia so much. Instead of all of the pros of both cities and rural areas somehow it has all of the cons. No privacy and its still a 15 minute drive to the grocery store.

Jake Paul would have made a great alien abductee on the X Files

Jake Paul should fight RFK jr next

We should blame one illegal immigrant for all of illegal immigration and just punish them. My vote is Elon Musk ✝️

Jake Paul wins! It is ok to beat up your dad!

You wouldn't boo Katie Taylor like this on St Patrick's day

MIKE TYSON BOOTY

I hear the announcers call Barrios a Mexican-American. I dont think that is correct. He is from San Antonio, Texas! He reps San Antonio! He is a Texan!

The Barrios fight is great, rooting for the home team

I've realized what bluesky seems to be missing, trending! I want to see what people are talking about, it was a great way to get news