"Whenever any American’s life is taken by another American unnecessarily–whether it is done in the name of the law or in defiance of the law, [...] then the whole nation is degraded." - RFK, 1968

are you great yet, america?

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when america finally rounds up the orange limp dick and his goons, they should put them in a criminal zoo. people could travel from all over to point and mock, buy eggs to throw, etc. put the proceeds back into the government for schooling or low-income housing, wherever it's needed. maybe merch!

Make fascists afraid again.

breaking: big fat nazi dictator kidnaps some other dictator; citizens confused by conflicting emotions - bad guy bad but fat old bad guy illegal ??

a witch’s potency is not determined by the size of their breasts, but instead the amount of yearning they inspire.

sanity level lately:

i turned the sound off bc i was narrating, hence the dramatic zooms. but anyways.. preeeeetty sure that's the tennis club?? #NewWest

if my expensive iphone with the world's most inexpensive, inefficient camera zoom would work, i could've shown you all the massive blaze across the street at tipperary. alas, for now, use your imaginations. never a dull moment in new west!

tell me why there weren't multiple trenches and why those trenches weren't made with dragon glass shards

It's been, one week since they did a coup

canada american blue states 🤝 a very angry district 13

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

just switched on my "out of office" message and had a tiny little orgasm

the yearning

i've overshot bedtime by two hours because of an adhd hyperfocus, HOWEVER, that is a problem best suited for tomorrow me

i demand that we let elder millennials bring back teddybear backpacks without merciless mockery

john lennon: 🎵 imagine all the people 🎵 introvert: oh god

i love my job i love my job i do not want to choke the design engineers i love my job i do not want to throw my laptop off the patio i can survive 14 hour fridays i love m

just thinking about how a large part of why i was hired onto my current project was my control issues & reluctance to let anyone send me subpar work. the unrelenting quality control dom in a sea of men scared to anger me is actually pretty on-brand, not gonna lie. never give up on your dreams, kids

you can force me to be an adult but you will NEVER get me to stop laughing when reading construction erection plans

20mins into woman of the hour and i can feel my female rage just mmm, bubbling right up there

is it too early in the year to mainline pumpkin pie?

i'm like 40mins into joker deux.. listen, someone tell me now, am i in for another hour of singing or what

transphobic people will be like 'real men look like men, manly and rugged' and the dudes they're talking about always look like a wet stain.

hello new followers, please meet my children, captain planet and sunday pepper toast.

being a big ol' pervert, mostly. occasionally ranting.

LED strip lights delivered. can't wait to underlight my bed for luring, i mean, providing nighttime vision. i swear i'm not an anglerfish. just a siren.

honestly canada, our boomer parents not relying on getting news from facebook anymore is not the worst thing

i’m so ready for soup season

can we just take a moment to appreciate ‘reskeet’? it is both blessed and cursed

lovers will come and go, but dancing around your kitchen eating pickles from the jar will last forever

“Stop the car. Stop the fucking car NOW”

absolutely wild when you suddenly remember you slept with someone you’re still friends with, like hey remember when we used to get drunk and bored and then at some point grew out of that and FORGOT ??

oh hey right, this is a thing too