when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG oldhollywoodmusicals

Future star and current star for El Tri both linking up for Mexico's 1st goal in the Gold Cup semi. Raul Jimenez with the goal, 16-year-old Gilberto Mora with the assist.

I miss the way Grant Wahl interviewed people. I miss listening to an interview with him, or being interviewed by him even, and being taken by how insightful his questions were. He was a great writer but his real power came from the questions he asked.

Sources: San Jose Earthquakes agree deal to acquire wingback DeJuan Jones from Columbus Crew. Deal still needs to be finalized. SJ pushed hard. Jones will be key player. Jones, 27, reunites with Bruce Arena. He won Supporters' Shield in NE with Bruce. www.givemesport.com/san-jose-agr...

Big intrastate rivalry matchup tonight for the Quakes down in LA proper. @kaseykazliner.bsky.social is at BMO Stadium to cover the match. Join us on The Aftershock shortly after the final whistle!

I promised @phillipleyva.bsky.social I'd eat a press box burrito for every goal the #Quakes74 scored today. I'm going to be late to the @quakesepicenter.bsky.social postgame show as a result. Wish me luck! (And watch the show for post burrito commentary by me 🤪)

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One of these banners is not like the other…

Sunday at PayPal Park for an MLS originals showdown 🦂🦅

Today, we honored the legacy of Cesar Chavez with our SOLIDARITY! 7,000+ working people from the cities to the fields united in Delano. We are defiant, powerful, united and we will win. Sí, se puede! #ConEstasManos 

We've got a big Aftershock lined up tonight! Scenes from the Heritage Cup, press conference footage with Bruce Arena and Beau Leroux. And a look ahead to the match vs DC United with 2-time MLS All Star Dax McCarty. www.youtube.com/live/02PNm_H...

...and the Wooden Spoon 🥴

Tonight's the 1st match of the 2025 Heritage Cup. I caught a glimpse of it prematch at the Faultline tailgate:

I can tell that some folks are frustrated that we're no longer releasing an Aftershock after every game. It's just not something we can do right now. That being said, I've really enjoyed the couple of shows we've done on weeknights. Yes, it's different, but that doesn't mean it's not a good show

The #Quakes74 had their opportunities, but Zach Steffen played a game to remember. Second straight game in which San Jose didn't score in the run of play, which, with Hernan Lopez out and without a ready replacement, is concerning.

While the dazzling season opener was a feel-good moment for San Jose Earthquakes, last night's 2-1 loss to the Colorado Rapids was more telling. Few notes from me on Bruce Arena's first month in charge for @soccerbayarea.bsky.social 👇 www.soccerbayarea.com/2025/03/16/s...

INBOX: #Quakes74 midfielder Hernan Lopez underwent shoulder surgery on Friday and will miss 3-4 months. Big loss IMO as SJ doesn’t have a ton of creativity to begin with.

This scarf was displayed behind me during tonight’s Aftershock. I bought it at an exhibition match at Levi’s Stadium in which the Quakes held Manchester United to a 0-0 draw. Starters included Danny Hoesen and Jahmir Hyka. Keep an eye out different scarves from my collection throughout the season!

We're live tonight at 7 pm. Join me, Colin, and Kasey as we discuss the Quakes 1-0 home loss vs Minnesota United. @kaseykazliner.bsky.social @quakesepicenter.bsky.social www.youtube.com/live/ffoRVkO...

whew...just finished a matinee on stage in Pittsburg and made it just in time for tonight's Quakes home match vs Minnesota United!

I'm thrilled to join the Quakes Epicenter team for another season of San Jose Earthquakes coverage. Check out our latest in-stadium Aftershock episode following a massive 4-0 win at home to open the season vs Real Salt Lake:

Last season, in 34 MLS matches, the San Jose Earthquakes had exactly two clean sheets. SJ conceded more goals than any team in MLS history over a single-season. San Jose's 2025 debut under new manager Bruce Arena? 4-0 win over Real Salt Lake. What a start to the season.

Day 1 of the new season and we might have the best vibes at a Quakes game since Buck Shaw

Bruce Arena's Quakes blowing the doors off RSL in the Saturday nightcap game got me digging around for old GIFs

I had higher expectations for the Quakes this season, but I did not expect them to come out the gate like this. 4-0 vs Real Salt Lake in the 86'

Home opener. @sjearthquakes74.bsky.social

We made it!! #Quakes74

Heading out to San Jose for some soccer 👋

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

When did the San Jose Earthquakes delete their Bluesky account?

seeing his performances the last 2 seasons in SJ, it's hard to believe he spent 5.5 years in the Bundesliga

Four perfect TV episodes

Exclusive photo of #Quakes74 jersey, with new sponsor! 😆

Exciting news as Emi Ochoa heads off to Cruz Azul. Looks like Earl Edwards Jr. is locked in at #2 GK for the Quakes

This gives us more context on Chicho's move to the #Quakes74. He said in yesterday's press conference that he wanted a new challenge and saw that in San Jose. He didn't elaborate on why he felt he needed to leave RSL.

In this edition of "As the Transfer Turns", looks like the Emi Ochoa to Cruz Azul deal is headed in a positive direction again. Sources tell me it could be done as soon as tomorrow, but we'll see. #Quakes74

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🔵⚪️ BREAKING: San Jose Earthquakes nearing a deal to sign former MLS MVP Josef Martinez, per sources. 👀 Deal not done but close. Trying to get it done as preseason starts 🇻🇪 Martinez, 31, spent last season with CF Montréal. He is the fastest player in MLS history to 100 goals

👀 Well that certainly changes expectations for Quakes fans this year

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

President, humanitarian, strike thrower

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

Former Nashville SC midfielder Aníbal Godoy has signed with San Diego FC as a free agent. Godoy joined Nashville ahead of their 2020 expansion season and was a crucial player and leader for the Coyotes. Fantastic pickup for San Diego.

I've started a free newsletter. Think of it as a one-stop shop for all my coverage, as well as a bit of bonus content for the true sickos. tacticsfreezone.substack.com/p/a-new-way-...

I love this for Jackson. Hoping he turns things around for himself in NE

Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over and over…

if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent

Happy opening day of MLS free agency to everyone celebrating around the world! For @givemesport.bsky.social, I broke down the top 11 free agents available right now (for simplicity's sake, I didn't include anyone who I expect to return to their former team).

The list of Quakes players available in the expansion draft. I find it interesting, though not surprising, to find Gruezo here.