Today is moving day #3, and I’m soooo sore from the past two days of moving. Hopefully today is the end of it all. 🤞🏼

It did not happen, but I did cum twice at Naked Pool night. Made a sexy uncut Latino boy cum too.

I may get to fuck my friend’s boyfriend tonight. He’s gonna message me after he gets off work and cleans out. Been a minute since I’ve been inside someone, so I hope I get to be inside him. 🤞🏼

I went to the Nude Beach yesterday when we had some gorgeous spring weather, and the dog with me was such a needy, impatient cockblock.

Strait from the Hormuz’s mouth

Who was your first porn crush? Mine was Chad Douglas in his “Uncle Chad” videos.

🎵 I’ll go back to ‘stache 🎶 or whatever Amy Winehouse said

BF saw it first #FCF

I haven’t used a toy to jork it in a long time. I forgot how good it feels.

Playing with chest hair is so healing

Luke Wilson Phillips

🕳️ repost your hole 🕳️

This is what I mean when I say 😘

I’ve been really enjoying jacking off with silicone lube recently. Xtra slick

selfsuck on February 15th in celebration of my birthday pls xo 😘 (or just dangle your dong over your tongue and cum in your mouth works too)

One time, I told a guy not to talk with his mouth full, and he took that to mean “take my dick out of your mouth so you can talk” instead of “stop talking and suck”

I’m very apprehensive around cheap gin, and I refuse most sugary rum-based drinks, but vodka has been cut out altogether. 🙅

Toni it’s so cold. It’s the cold.

I kind of like when guys see themselves out when I bring up being in a relationship. If you don’t know how to share, then you can go on your way.

I supposed the loads I receive on my underwear from giving handies at the gay bar could technically count as sex. 🍆 👊 💦 🩲

👽👽

I haven’t been penetrated since before Christmas. After three weeks of not having sex with my bf, tomorrow is date night, and we’re going feral. 😈

Roommate moved it next to the sink, and everything had changed for the better

I can’t join ICE because my penis is too big 😞

Introduce yourself with the last four concerts you saw: Lorde — Ultrasound Troye & Charli — SWEAT The Scarlet Opera Kim Petra’s — Feed The Beast

good morning world i’m a virgin again!

Y’all know what’s happening 🤭

Happy New Year & #FCF

Seasons greetings.

They. Eat. <u>PEOPLE.</u>

Bingo seven times over

Not me saying all through the hookup that I wasn’t a bottom (even as I was actively topping him) And then I cum all over his chest while his dick was inside me 🙊

Rimjob Polaroid 2025 with help from @queeersf.bsky.social & @bigbrojacks.com

Give this a repost if you'd blow me in the parking garage

I kissed a boy here And we did more than that 🥵

Oh no, I got drunk, and now I think I’m funny.

I’m gonna be in Cap Hill this Saturday, & hittin the Cuff that night. Any of my Seattle Bloomfies wanna touch penises?

It’s heavy 🍆

My hole cancelled on me this morning, so now I have to deal with this on my own

Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Post the best one!

𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨. 🪨🗒️✂️

Ñame a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: no villains

Oh, the things I’d do to Cabin Dad’d hole just to be out in the wilderness where no one can hear him yowling

As a Gemini, I will see you at the party we went to together…intermittently 🦋

I “accidentally” saw something really hot while @queerpractice.bsky.social was busy playing Minecraft. This greased up boner brought to you by @batorbalm.bsky.social

I “accidentally” saw something really hot while @queerpractice.bsky.social was busy playing Minecraft. This greased up boner brought to you by @batorbalm.bsky.social

a Palm Springs Pride would fix me rn 🌴 🏳️‍🌈 🌴 🥺