Toni it’s so cold. It’s the cold.

I kind of like when guys see themselves out when I bring up being in a relationship. If you don’t know how to share, then you can go on your way.

I supposed the loads I receive on my underwear from giving handies at the gay bar could technically count as sex. 🍆 👊 💦 🩲

👽👽

I haven’t been penetrated since before Christmas. After three weeks of not having sex with my bf, tomorrow is date night, and we’re going feral. 😈

Roommate moved it next to the sink, and everything had changed for the better

I can’t join ICE because my penis is too big 😞

Introduce yourself with the last four concerts you saw: Lorde — Ultrasound Troye & Charli — SWEAT The Scarlet Opera Kim Petra’s — Feed The Beast

good morning world i’m a virgin again!

Y’all know what’s happening 🤭

Happy New Year & #FCF

Seasons greetings.

They. Eat. <u>PEOPLE.</u>

Bingo seven times over

Not me saying all through the hookup that I wasn’t a bottom (even as I was actively topping him) And then I cum all over his chest while his dick was inside me 🙊

Rimjob Polaroid 2025 with help from @queeersf.bsky.social & @bigbrojacks.com

Give this a repost if you'd blow me in the parking garage

I kissed a boy here And we did more than that 🥵

Oh no, I got drunk, and now I think I’m funny.

I’m gonna be in Cap Hill this Saturday, & hittin the Cuff that night. Any of my Seattle Bloomfies wanna touch penises?

It’s heavy 🍆

My hole cancelled on me this morning, so now I have to deal with this on my own

Type in your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Post the best one!

𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨. 🪨🗒️✂️

#Spidermen having some fun

Ñame a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer Hard mode: no villains

Oh, the things I’d do to Cabin Dad’d hole just to be out in the wilderness where no one can hear him yowling

As a Gemini, I will see you at the party we went to together…intermittently 🦋

I “accidentally” saw something really hot while @queerpractice.bsky.social was busy playing Minecraft. This greased up boner brought to you by @batorbalm.bsky.social

I “accidentally” saw something really hot while @queerpractice.bsky.social was busy playing Minecraft. This greased up boner brought to you by @batorbalm.bsky.social

a Palm Springs Pride would fix me rn 🌴 🏳️‍🌈 🌴 🥺

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

If you voted today, you deserve to get your dick sucked and ass ate. Those are the rules 😌

Finally, a deserving honoree

I’ve already jacked it twice today, and it’s only noon, but I have another boner.

Nut-vember with sound on

Stop paying federal taxes. They’re not using the money for anything except to make themselves richer and us poorer

If you’re not prepared to bottom, don’t ask me to eat your ass at the orgy. 💩

Just swapped head at LAX Heading home with a load in my stomach

Lady Gaga will reportedly appear in ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’ (variety.com/2025/film/news…)

Sometimes I’ll be considering trimming, and then I hook up with someone who loves my bush. I can’t do that to all the bush-loving pigs out there 🐽

Jane Goodall has passed away at the age of 91.

The doc giving me the PreP shot this morning: "Once they've completely dismantled trans healthcare and women's right, you bet you're [people taking PreP] next on the list" And I think a lot of queer cis men haven't sat with that yet

Subtly downgrade a band. Carly Doe Jepsen

Come lick it up

Accidentally opened BlueSky when I woke up, and now I have an intense morning erection 🍆

I got some cute little plushies coming soon

Poll: do you tell your friends when you’ve had a very detailed sex dream about them?