Aang - last airbender... 🌿

My tiny wooden stir fry spoon broke a couple of days ago and my kitchen has been in shambles ever since. Load bearing utensil.

Hound play!

saturday doodle :3 #strimaxsaturday #trigun

fungus fairy

It's 1990, fuckers.

Oh 90f dry heat I'll never take you for granted again (I have never taken you for granted)

My tummy loves to do a little hurty when I'm miles upon miles away from home even though I wait for it to settle and drink water and all these nice little things before going out.

Btw if any of you see this ale you buy it. Buy it for me and I will pay you back.

What say you, Bottom?

just remembered me and tanya waiting like an hour to go eat at this smoked goose restaurant in taipei and when we walked in they were playing shit like gangsta's paradise and i gotta feeling, instantly bodying us. good stuff.

#Deadlock ★ Doodles

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

Demoengie is so good for the way I imagine Demo just pisses Engie off by his vibes based chemistry formulas but the math is perfect it's just demo say "an then I add a little bit of this n that for that ol razzle" and drives engie insane.

I think there's one surgeon that just absolutely fears me when I'm literally nice. I'm literally nice all the time to him. He just catches me when I'm furious with ANOTHER doctor who is pushing boundaries physically* with me. *I can't be in two places at once.

Surgeon 1: I'm gonna ask [surgeon 2] if I can [skip ahead of him]. Me: I don't know about that. You'll have a better chance asking [surgeon 3]. S2 is kinda pissed off today. S1: nah. He'll say yes. Watch. We're cool with each other. Me: sure. Go ask. (5 minutes later) S1: HE WAS SOOOOO MAD LMAOOOO

teen qifrey seeing olruggio with his sleeves tied back throwing pottery on a wheel to make surfaces for spellwork send tweet

NEW FIC: Unmasked! (Witch Hat Atelier, Iguin/Olruggio, T) I wrote one fic where Olruggio has a nice time (ominous), so of course I had to follow up with one where he has a bad time (also ominous). And Hiehart is trying and failing to have a nice time (genuine). archiveofourown.org/works/84452666

When a surgeon who normally cusses freely says "oh dear" -- heads turning immediately with extreme concern.

WHO IS THE #GAMERSTRONG NARRATOR TO THIS.....

Jurisdiction is a matter of interpretation.

snprspy consensual voodoo doll torture foreplay ..... 🥺

some more medieval guys from my tumblr 🐴❤️ #kcd2

when i show up in your mentions

they call it sounding cause it’s sounding pretty bad

I hope Friday will be boring. 🙂

it's time to unleash the creations i've been working on since Fanfest on my inhabitants twitch.tv/denm0

Hot glue gun stick up the peenits.

Gotta be honest I don't want raffle basket I want rsnprspy.

Google Chrome may be taking up more of your storage than expected thanks to a large on-device AI model file that, in some cases, is being automatically downloaded to the browser’s system folders.

His Bronchial Tubes will be replacing "his peenits" at work for me.......

artistic rendition

Are you feeling buồn 😢 hôm nay? Because ngăn🛑✋ that, right bây giờ.

"Maya, can you file the autopsy report for me? Thanks."

hey man can you just walk into my suspiciously boss-arena sized room. don't worry about the save point outside that's just to give you a break haha. just walk in. walk into this room right now

Does everyone know when I use the 🫪 emoji I'm on android. I just took a look at the others and they're dogshit. This is my guy. My one and only.

Lead: since it's your first day back I thought we could put you in a urethrocutaneous fistula repair with laser and stent placement. :) Me: 🫪 Lead: I'm kidding, you're doing an amputation Me: thank god

grace: (drunkenly throwing his arm around rockys neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil rock bastard rocky: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) rocky good to drive, statement

i need more crunchy sped up gifs of rocky p/mh angrily tweaking out. im over the emotional gifsets of grace crying beautifully against the stars. i need meme levels of pissed off rocky waving his nubby arms

ok wip wednesday. go, my spiteful-sniper-wearing-lingerie scarab,

Forgotten note on the plane ....

i've got to transfer all the fics notes i did on my phone note app during vacation to the pc and... (ages visibly)

First day back at work and I can tell I've been missed because my coworkers have all spelled my name wrong on the whiteboard and schedules

You can snag a download of my zine 'Iconic' for $3 on @itch.io - it has a bunch of old Livejournal icons I made 20 years ago, plus short essays and thoughts on design, trends and pop culture from the time.

Finished!!! Gorgeous prose with punch, about biblical horrors, lots of bloodbourne imagery, and like... full of christian lore but idk it was all very written fairytale-esque.

[marriage toxin] oh I see they're incredible.

cloth mother vs wire mother

Worm mommy who's only wish is for her children to come home to her, who has lore entries where she tells bedtime stories to you about how hurt she is every time a runner shell dies.

Nona Marathon: Oh my sweet beautiful baby. You have so much potential. Jump off a building as many times as you can. Me: yes worm mom Nona Marathon: Go find some exploding bugs to hang out with and see what happens okay I love you.