A crowd of French children didn't perform in unison as chain-smoking, hungover Serges Gainsbourg so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

:o)

Well, I've been affected by the Bungie layoffs, and I guess I'm now looking for work. I'm a senior narrative designer on Destiny 2. I'm going to thread a little list of stuff I've done on the game; normally I go out of my way to avoid attention, but today I'd appreciate reposts.

50% off all ebooks until July 4th in dishonor of Amaz*n. Use code COMPOSITE at www.neonhemlock.com/ebooks.

Wip wednesday featuring the type of shit I DM myself when I'm still in bed but can't make it to the laptop or desktop.

had an uncharitable thought about people who have incorrect opinions about media but im practicing kindness now so instead of posting it anywhere i whispered it to a dove and let it fly away

Tiered skirts coming back in fashion like lmaaaaoooo guess who never threw away their high school outfits I'm winning.

who doesnt want to be fucked and treated like the experience of seeing other golf players sucking at the par 5

"The relief you feel [when you see other golf players sucking at the par 5] is like having sex for the first time. All that pressure goes away." WHAT IS THIS SIMILE, PATRICK... WHAT DO YOU MEAN...

i am ejected from the great hall and drown immediately

Pell giving me an idea for a wha brimmhat witch oc.

Had to take over the lead desk for half the day then went on a 30 minute lunch break when I came back half the department was pulling the prank where they text one person all together and see who the person texts back first. Rowdiness.

WHA witch whose hat ornament is the thing they beat jesus with

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

This is the kind of tech innovation I want to see. Slightly less convenience (both parties must have their browsers open for the duration of the transfer) for way more peace of mind (nobody else can see, monetize, or train robots off your files).

still thinking about how doorman won the "best lore" title in the dl polls

they've got to make another age of sail tv show... they have to...

Sometimes in healthcare you really have to know how to gently and tactfully break some bad news to a patient and be a supportive presence. Sometimes you have to tell the patient that they cannot keep their gallbladder. We have to send it to pathology. You need to blame the surgeon for this.

23-year-old Daniel Cressy just became the first person in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease through gene therapy www.fox8live.com/2026/06/23/n...

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

Having a surgeon whine and fight back about wearing a papr vs an n95 for a patient with whole ass tuberculosis is another form of asking someone to mask up but at work.

doodle... #sultansgame

bum bum bumblebee bumblebee tuna... i love bum bum bumblebee tuna...

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? #tf2 #tf2medic #TeamFortress2 #tf2fanart

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

New media stop referencing blake tyger poem challenge.

New nemesis coworker type just dropped for me and it's called "being overly proactive but without knowing all the facts"

Spy realizing over time Sniper's prefs are more due to inexperience than just having backwater basic tastes, and that Sniper has been kinda bullshitting semi-successfully the whole way through but also more than half the time down to clown.

Coworker who used to work with me two years ago came back after his divorce and he's all muscles fit now. They do be hitting the gym like in the movies.

THEY PUT HONKY HORNS BACK IN DESTINT?

how it feels to exfil with zero runner kills one blue weapon mod and an unstable gunmetal

Imagine having so much energy saving swag that the payment processor won't allow you to pay your .4X cent electricity bill because they only take amounts greater than one dollar and thus giving you an overdue fine.

i should c/mmission another fic/art of sniepr getting dicked down. maybe that would help me survive until next week.

being sent to basement dungeon hell on a monday (sister location site to give breaks)

trying to look for a Very Old tf2 wip (was not good at naming my files back then...) and something made me stop dead in my tracks

ao3 guest commenter offering to show lineart in a rather excited manner (and rather quickly after I posted the fic..), i would of course be thrilled but also ive got stranger danger. without any other information i am erring on the side of caution and assuming it is spam to try and steal my money.

every two years i pay around 250 dollars for the joy of working.

While I do think turbo virgin sniper hcs are funny in moderation I really do find the concept of whoever the love interest is having, like, the onus is on them to be Teaching which can turn into the dreaded Caretaker Role which I really do loath to read.

Normal and quite righteous to fuck a clone of your hot sexy nemesis while thinking about how to kill the real one.

Wait danni wrote me lex/ultraman, we do stay winning always. fic-promptly.dreamwidth.org/664879.html?...

"if I was lex my evil scheme would simply be to secretly host a Superman lookalike contest and then fuck the winner #lexpooper #laxativesluthor #bouncingonitandcryingonitlexstyle"

dream workspace 2025

truly insane that in superman (2025) lex luther put him in jail next to his ex girlfriend.

Um, ok. Last minute greeting cards, y'all.

Ok who wants to go to the crow & wolf brewery with me.

Rob solemnly saying "the piss jars. the piss jars are never good. the basement sucks"while scribbling notes is knocking me off my ass.

has anyone done this one yet

The only fics I'm allowed to work on from here on out: - lb au - heart swap - amnesia fic Do NOT let me start anything new.

We're updating our documentation system at work and there's this Chat Feature which allows [me] to send canned text/email messages to a patient's emergency contact during surgery which includes 1. Everything is going good (useless) 2. Surgeon would like to speak with you. (absolutely scary)