Spotted new emoji like wHO THE FUCK IS U

Trying to go to the movies with a friend group who all have kids under 5 is an impossible task. 😔

Surgeon had his jayz playlist going and after that ended A Thousand Years started playing and slowly the whole OR starts singing quietly while irrigation a leg wound.... All millennial crew btw.

Sniper with flippy tufts of hair at the back of his neck is cute but in my heart I love when artists give him shorter hair and a fresh tapered buzz at the back of his head. 😔

lets match!

I need Friday to go normally. No more silliness and weird medical flukes and "wow I've never seen this in person before I've only read about it" cases.

I DROPPED MY ANIMAL CROSSING PEN IN THE DEAD BOWEL

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

My tumblr stats could make people sick.

Thread of some disorganized thoughts about making the artwork for LOVE ETERNAL..

"Could this indie psychological horror game be about grief?"

omg I forgot to say that this morning I woke up from a dream (..nightmare?) where there was a new popular soda out called Florida Bone so I go out to buy some and on the way I had to, like, go to the airport and meet several friends. And we found out the FDA was gonna ban Florida Bone.

I gotta be honest. I'm gonna mcfuckin lose it if this week at work continues to be stupid.

I should make a TF2 fic rec list......

wip wednesday, dialogue only. I have been agonizing over scene logistics.....

smoking that shit that made gackt malaysian

I need help finding an snl(?) skit where it's, like, 3 jamaican ladies and one of them says "Janis, I gotta [blank] go and wallpaper me powder room."

For a moment I was almost full blown conspiracy theory "what if they're making the TV show bad on purpose" except about a website.

A little encounter on Tau Ceti IV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNv...

Banging through glass window to get surgeon's attention. Blows me off. Me slapping this post it note against glass with a "get the fuck in here" look through a mask.

tumblr maybe the funniest to ever do it* (*flop)

paul revere voice: TUMBLR ROLLED BACK THE STUPID REBLOG UPDATE.

These well-dressed rats will be going into our galleries from 28 March as we reimagine and update our very popular Rat Trail: a challenge for visitors to find rats hidden throughout our displays. Each rat represents a different experience of rural childhood. merl.reading.ac.uk/whats-on/rat...

After 45 minutes of staring blankly at an empty page and visiting some beginner css tutorials... something in my brain clicked and it was kinda like "holy shit I remember a bit now." But it is past midnight. Going to gently let this rediscovered knowledge slip from my brain.....

trying to remember how to css my neocities page after decades of languishing in the decadence of premade website templates and blogs, and I have no one to blame but myself

MARATHON VENDOR: You have no rights. You are a fetid creature, born into agony. Neither the day you were conceived nor the day you are murdered will be remembered. Smash three security cameras on Perimeter and you may be useful a single time before God strikes you down. ME: aye aye captain haha

they got mielle's VA to voice Joy....... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNaS...

Pathetically dragging my corpse from work.......... Wow... Still sun light.....

Why did tmblr do that update. 🧍

(marathon) WORMS, BABY www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYIG...

Murder at the Vicarage is so funny for having neighbor characters that find each other mildly annoying to solve the murder of a man they all did not like at all anyway. Haters unite.

Entry level job, they said. 🙄

(marathon) the fraction intros are cool as shit but I keep thinking about recruiters finding me on linkdn like this and it never fails to crack me up. sending me google ads and shit.

Just saw an Andor take so bad I shut my laptop.

MICHAEL BEST ACTOR JORDAN!!!!!!!

this kills me. this kills me and i love snpspy so much in this way. im being killed.

This game is so funny.

Congee too hot....

thank you @gaith.bsky.social for my terrible boy eli 🥰🐏

I haven't bought cereal in a long time but I do get a craving every once in a while but 8 dollars a box what are we doing

kcd sketches from the week 🧍 friends I am going Through it #kcd2 #hansry #zizkat

Ahaha orz

Commission will open at 8:00 PM on March 15, 2026(JST)! keizama.com/2026/03/15/c...

When Jack Nicholson crosses out "kiss the most beautiful girl in the world" in the Bucket List.... you do be sorta crying. You do fall for the cliche.

I gotta be honest I love the thought of sniperspy not being each other's One Twue Luv or soulmates because I want the constant looming threat of "there is someone else better out there" over them. And that someone else wouldn't be so unreachable.

Meet me at the incredibly cute lesbian birdhouse in the next 12 minutes if you want an ass kicking

Is there anything worse than driving to a shop for Treats and then automatically making a turn towards your workplace instead out of habit.