like putting on an old sweater that you've broken in........like slipping into a pair of old jeans......................

Reminded how much I love sniperspy age gap, ty.

I'm inventing new tripping hazards in the OR.

𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓 🍑🍌🍓🍉🥑🥝🍇🍒🍋🍏 .

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Pluribus asks the classic philosophical question of "what if everyone was the clueless lesbian fumbling the bag"

It's driving me insane no one is gifing this line on its own. It's good. It's perfect. It's eating my mind.

Lrt: me about spydad. Let that man be absent and shitty.

the cowardly father forgivenessslop* to the noble and deeply unsatisfying (complimentary) "well i'll make my peace with you but damn it sucks ass" bad dad storyline alternatively: you can just commit patricide * all credit to pell for word of 2025

Don‘t forget to pet your goose

not to spoil 12th night or anything but the huge bong rip from sir andrew was awesome.

Do yourself a favor and take the time to watch this. Truly a joy, and a fantastic example of how to make Shakespeare work for a contemporary audience. www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

for every emotionally intelligent person the hivemind has, there's about 100 of them working against themselves, which is why zosia (et al) gets this 1000 yard stare when carol doesn't respond to her acts of care/concern.

new work meme happening with my coworkers is, like, signaling when someone might be complaining too much, just start singing tom petty's "you don't know how it feels, you don't know how it feels-" and the person complaining will just nod sadly and sing back "to be meeeeee"

[pluribus] How can the hivemind take so many Ls when trying to comfort Carol..it's so funny.

🛩️ [TOP GUN] don't know what you've been told PG - #topgun, #icemav Note: time travel, getting the most humiliating crush on the older version of your OTR (One True Rival) Read: archiveofourown.org/works/51988273 #fic

Every time I DD for my one friend I overestimate how steady he is and this is the third time I ask him to hold my little leftover take home plate from a party and somehow he spills it and he's like a kicked dog every time. I need to start remembering to never give him anything to hold. 😭😭😭

I have to drop my parents off at the airport (1.5 hrs away) this afternoon, make a party dish (crockpot) for the friendsgiving dinner I have tonight then maybe put on the best talent show this town's ever seen

The wind up to lrp always makes me choke.

#e3mysteries @austinwalker.bsky.social @patrickklepek.bsky.social

A fic that slaps with 300 kudos but only 6 comments. what are we doing as a society.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

Just read a post with my own eyes where OP was pitching a long show and then earnestly said "episode 1 would be the best place to start" Bestie, yeah it could be,

i love to come home to see the robot vacuum missing from its dock and it's like damn where is my stupid dog. why isn't it in its dog bed. what did it eat. where has it thrown up and died. (in the kitchen. ate a dish towel.)

I'm being wracked with tummy hurty disease.

I forgot to mention the funniest thing that happened; had to go up to the info kiosk three times to pick up this book because it wasn't stocked on the shelves yet but I kept getting texts from friends asking if I could pick up a copy.

Getting over your slight cringe about a ship and reaching out can actually net you positive social interactions, believe it or not.

Only the best content for my friends.

Carol "orphan_account" Sturka is my favorite wycaro yuri author on ao3

My first time using dried mushrooms for stock and meat bits. Never going back to the pain of fresh mushrooms.

If I was one of the immune people in pluribus I would ask Us to write the perfect fics of my otp. (ignoring the AI allegories)

Do you think Carol pluribus saw Koumba put Zosia in that pretty blue dress and Carol internally went MY OC WOULD NEVER WEAR THAT... RABAN WOULDNT WEAR THAT .....

Do you think astola|t would've written wycaro fic.

This made me stop dead in my tracks when I saw it.

I'm soooooo pressed they released this cover version first ..... But. What if I got both editions.

💘

Eraserhead baby labubu

Oh unrelated but made these banana blondies bc I had one overripe banana and these slap cookiesandcups.com/banana-blond...

- looks like Stanley Tucci - times his meds given to maximize the peak effectiveness, has a stopwatch to do this (ie; paralytic to intubate) - gets annoyed when he miscalculates length of duration of the medication - did I mention he really looks like Stanley Tucci

Ok so on call I worked with a new anethesiologist who is like. A yugioh character. He's got a work quirk and that's fine but like. This man is a cartoon character.

What if I wrote Hive Mind/Carol. What if I did that. What if I dropped everything and just wrote something so stupid and out of my comfort zone.

Posting fic at midnight on a Monday: Woke Up New, Metal Gear Solid 2 fic. Emma & Otacon after the events on Big Shell. Do you ever get so mad at a game you have to write fic undoing a canon death? I do. I do. archiveofourown.org/works/73952151

i’d like to join VGen.... please help me get 20 rt’s+100 likes on this post. thank you! #VGenCode

OH MY GOD I FORGOT STRENGTH OF THE FEW COMES OUT IN TWO DAYS!!

vince gilligan i see your jab at american individualism and cool if you want to address that but how about you take a shot at writing the most fuckiest plot on apple television plus by making the virus horny for the most wretched lesbian on earth.

[the lost bus] it's so weird they made a movie about the paradise fires... it feels too soon at the very least, lmao. 2018. they were about to send me over there to help out at the sister hospital.

i hope breaking bad still takes place in pluribus.

they made her sad lesbian-ass a genderbent version of her mega hot oc im crying