Coworker who goes to the outdoor courtyard on his break to take his shoes out and sun his feets... I saw him out of his room and asked "oh hey? are you on your break?" And he whirled around and snapped "ARE MY TOES OUT? Then NO." And walked away.

recent pics.. i still like drawing i think

Catholic snail......

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During a hip hemi arthroplasty I got a 5 minute potty break from my coworker. When I came back my coworker suddenly had a broken wrist and did NOT say anything until she asked me to open a package for her and I looked at her hand and went "WHY IS YOUR WRIST BENT FUNNY?"

If you're a nail polish person, the MN-based small polish maker Atomic Polish is selling Ice Out, and 100% of the proceeds of it are going to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund

guys rem has a kill line for seven "he smells like evil smores" and a kill line for kelvin "he smells like nice smores" guys i may or may not fujo tf out make seven gay

I hate to say it .... But sometimes... You do have to put in the work to know the rules of writing conventions in order to break them in a way that's interesting and not contrived and ridiculous.

genuiely tired of fanon depictions being seen as canon in any fandom i feel like it just makes everything kinda samey aint it fun when people have different interpretations i think so whatever

It would be nice if someone wrote fic of spy railing sniper into oblivion so I can focus on my own woefully non-pwp wips instead of weeping about needing to write the pwp for myself. 😔 I have no real ideas.

Vancouver pls explain your downtown hotel prices to me. Explain.

My god... It's Brock's jelly donut...

My friend is in Vegas now and posted a pic of her herself next to a cactus with a sign that said "Desert Love" which of course I read as "Abandon Love".

Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards

Same fraction snprspy I will always make internal problems for them ❤️ there is nothing getting in their way but themselves ❤️

🎯[TF2] mercy me, mercy you Rated: T Ship: RED Spy/RED Sniper Note: developing relationship, mercy killing You used to be able to do this cleanly. READ: archiveofourown.org/works/78244966 #fic #sniperspy #bloodysuit #tf2

it feels nice to finally finish a fic but also. ok. i want my treat now. i want fic in return.

2026 button!!!!! yipee.

i spilled indian dipping sauce all over my car and even after cleaning it still smells............................... so now i must buy a handheld carpet cleaner as a treat. to costco.

🎯[TF2] mercy me, mercy you Rated: T Ship: RED Spy/RED Sniper Note: developing relationship, mercy killing You used to be able to do this cleanly. READ: archiveofourown.org/works/78244966 #fic #sniperspy #bloodysuit #tf2

had such grand plans for today. get dolled up to go to the yemeni cafe. write. meet up with some friends. then i woke up at 3am and had to stumble to the kitchen to take some ibuprofen. the next time i work up it was 10:30am.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I need a big "fuck off" sign once a month to signal I am not in the mood to chit chat or small talk and if you don't consolidate your requests in 1 or 2 conversations I will be short in temper.

Me, on phone: hey can I see [the patient's] consult note? Surgeon: why? You think I didn't do it? Why would you think that? Me: I hear you typing. I hear you typing and I don't see it on my end. I know you didn't do it. S: ugh you nurses and your legal charting !!!! Believe me!! Just believe me!!!!

overheard at costco, one guy explaining to his friend in mandarin that a pizza roll is like a baozi with pepperoni, reigniting the eternal debate: is a pizza roll a baozi

horizontal, sighing deeply, beset by consciousness

Happy for all the Darth Maul fans out there. Congrats, Darth Maul fans.

valve went from making 9 ugly men in a desert to carefully designing the ten million of the prettiest motherfuckers set to specifically appeal to anyone who's played a dating visual novel.

I WALKED TO RHE WRONG PARKING LOT

Satoru Noda is a master of his craft. This splash is equal parts “realistic ice hockey portrayal” and “what if a high school goalie was a fromsoft boss” - the duality of art.

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Another long shift aboard the RV wherein I will attempt to drive my family up the mountain while enduring their japes. twitch.tv/remapradio // www.youtube.com/live/h0cm8iC...

It’s 1993 and the fastest street racers of Usui Pass are a pair of lesbians 🌄

[helping 3 y.o niece go into the toilet] Niece: (noise of disgust) fucking poop Me: oh uhhhh, E, I don't think that's a good word. Niece's mom: omg sorry Tanya, we told her those were potty words so she can say them only on the potty. Niece: you don't like the word poop? :(

WE'RE THE THING THAT EXPLODES WHEN THERE'S TOO MUCH FRICTION IN THE AIR!!!!

boy i sure love the tumblr mobile tool where there's a "share this post" function located exactly where i naturally rest my thumb over to scroll, thus continuously making me accidentally send random posts to people, specifically people who i respect and admire but are not quite close with.

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I've got to bake brownies for a party tomorrow... No time .... No time .. I had a 3 day weekend and for what.

2026 where i take the same idea i've already written and do the same thing except come from the opposite side of it.

"hm, my coworker isn't picking up his vocera... Wonder what's going on in his room." - me, 10 seconds before walking into 2 liters of vomit

got a sudden dm from a friend who showed me a blender-shaped bag to put your blorbo in. we've reached peak design

2026 my wish is to have my favorite published authors stop writing YA and return to writing their weird fucky adults novels. like. what about me.

cooldown doodle

trying to write after reading fear and loathing: did I just get worse? was this book so bad to me that I degraded?

suddenly remembering how bad a book was sometimes takes you off guard like maybe i want to pop into chat and like, hey can i talk about a book i didn't like over fifteen years ago?

I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Once again you will hear about the most fascinating people in chat third hand and be thankful you don't personally know them.

Lrp: cantrip soda is so good. But watch out.