WAGWAAN OUTCHEA I FOUND THE NOG

im in the house like carpet

Lucy Liu

Grown ass man begging for an almond

very funny that 99% of hoi4 players are some flavour of mini-hitler but players of the older games are like "Today, for the sake of fun and challenge, we're uniting all of Africa as the only black pagan queen"

had a dream i was the vocalist in an impromptu death metal band, was sick! finally a dream where i don't die/get wounded

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goodnight everynyan~!

i need a honda with a K24 engine....

won all three games btw, idk what my avg was but PB was ~100. i wanna get into bowling (the self proclaimed "greatest t-slur bowler of all time" btw (she was drunk she didnt mean it..)

im in the house like carpet

Seeing that odyssey trailer

for those who dont know i thew up in a bar last night!

non estroginized penis havers

i wearin a hoodie last night that had the company logo of the company my dad works at, he basically told me today "dont wear those colors round here" im cryin. bc and i quote "theres only two black guys that work at my job in this area"

she didn't do this either

she did eat soup but NOT go to bed!

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if we're sharing freaky pokemon stadium gifs i got another one to add

time to eat soup and go to bed!!

i chose a great time to watch this episode of the pokemon anime in particular

i haven't slept in a few nights and i cant manage to fall asleep during the day!

i love lookin at stuff and sayin "何これ"

or pussy. if they have one of those instead.

i Wanna touch a girls penis

need a full body shave.... need laser.... hate all this hair!

i want a dakimakura! not even 4 sex (im not THAT cooked, yet) but bc i wan hold something cute while i sleep! my lil moose plush doesn't cut it anymore, he's been relegated to Look At Sometimes And Remember The "Good times" tier for ages now...

waaahhhh i cant sleep!!!

I've hade it home safely!!!!

my hands ang penis a r e cold!!!!

makin my glasded foggy like an anime character is peak btw

threw up on my carpenter jeans right in the dick area imma kms!!!!!@

a girl may or maynot have threw up on herself......

im so drunk im sayin "i apologize" in Japanese, im highk cooked rn

im scared to list myself as t4t of dating websites bc imnot on estrogen so i (me personally!!!) feel like Man #DepIsSad i lowk wan blow my shit of bc of it.....

if a C7/6 corvette was a woman im gettin her pregnant idc

even slighty drunk im still carspotting

when i get home im hoppin on asseto corsa btw, i wanna drunk drive virtually! never irl! im not evil!

@dieselttv.bsky.social sry 4 the @ oshi but when is Afro Diesel happenin?

dont join the US military! they hella gay in there source: im listening to my Navy vet and current Army friends atalk abt gay stories whilst in service......

okay, im a lil bit drunk. i now stand my what i say here on out by 30%........

its lowk scary havin my indie oshii be my moot sometimes i be like "i cant tweet that, i dont want her to see that..."

take this last bite u f*gs (i love all of u alot, dont be parasolical tho!)

if im datin someone and i get hit wit "she'll be back l8r lil bro" im blowin my shit smooth off

gon fuk round and 💦 my jeans goddamn ts good

luv my irls 2 death, never let em hit tho....

this bar has Bakalava Nut Rolls... I've never had one, omg they look soooooo good

waaaahh i left the flash on

my movement has slowed a bit and my cheeks feel a bit warm, love my life