my birthday was yesterday and my friends made me a pickle fountain

listen we've all been there

it’s fish season and I’m swimming like crazy

The Sopranos S2E13, dir. by John Patterson

Taking high res scans of things I have around 💅

bleached some strands of hair but forgot how brassy it comes out the first time and now I gotta wait a month before doing it again cus I don’t want to damage hair 🫨

bring back rat-based newspapers digitalcollections.sdsu.edu/do/27b0632c-...

i bought this very beautiful onion a little while ago and i was struck by how perfectly round it was. it turned out to be exactly 1 pound heavy

for more information on dolphin urination habits please see video threaded below

cried in front of my boss today and now im trying to tell if my eyebrows are uneven

actually trying this before i try persil www.atsko.com/sport-wash-l...

someone in my building has been saging the fuck out of their apartment for several days now, blessings upon you i hope you are able to cast it out 🙏 📿

A beautiful bowl I can barely eat (made too spicy by accident) 🥵😮‍💨

🧘‍♀️ unscented Persil 🧘‍♀️ Will attempt to DIY a scent addition if desired

beginning research to determine the best possible laundry detergent that can be purchased for the least amount of money/effort. peering through the patterns of existence. revealing the secrets held within. delving into a hundred page forum thread

adding my psychic resonance to boost this signal 📡~~🌀<(💠 🧠 💠)>🌀~~📡

I am taking care of myself

how old were you when you first realized that toast is just toasted bread? i was 37

We’ve been here before, we’ll be here again

if you don’t read and share these stories, the new yourk times could uh, fuck it could go out of business , but if you do read them perhpas we will succeed together once again probably :) :)

Paint-peeled shipping container textures and numbers

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 11,1962

pearly gates reveal

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

i think the world is ready for another strand-type game

Perl went berserk on our holiday window display

in the lab again

brown rice bowl with spicy marinated soft boiled eggs kimchi sautéed enoki and maitake mushrooms and green onion 😤

long rats

imagine spending all that time painting a tunnel on the side of a cliff and the bird goes through it like its nothing. id be mad as hell

crying thinking about the salamanders that spend their whole lives in the pools of water that form in high canopies of the redwoods i can't believe the beauty they must experience www.fs.usda.gov/psw/publicat...

good morning 🌞

nice to see some good posts on here but folks...the reddit style riffing in the replies...we gotta bring back cyber bullying

🚨 @dieworkwear.bsky.social has been added to Bottoms of Bluesky

He just needs a little encouragement is all…. #starwars #theempirestrikesback #behindthescenes🎬

THESE MOD KIDS WILL DANCE TO ANYTHING

i miss her <3

im printing out photos of my lunch and you can’t stop me

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good morning

"the dark knight returns" alexander mcqueen & jeremy scott, 1998 (photos by sean ellis, styling by isabella blow)

Shrike is by @alexjaybrady.bsky.social

Moo deng on film???

Doing great