youtu.be/4K6KgNQkFlE If you ever owned an N64…

I kind of hope that whoever called the cops on a couple of kids selling lemonade has a tree fall through their roof

Seen on the drive home from work: A ram 4x4 with gulf war vet license plates and a grubhub delivery standee. One occupant. Gas is $4.69 per gallon. Modern america in a nutshell.

www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news... I never pictured myself as being on the pope’s side in the inevitable religion-vs-science war, but AI bros are really just that fuckin awful.

At some point in the not so near future, they’ll fire all the news anchors and replace them with gen ai. People with a little sense will call it out. The people who own the news will say Nuh-uh. And most of the world won’t care.

People are always talking about the AI bubble being about to burst, on account of how there’s no costumer base for it and no ROI. The customer base is not the middle class. It’s the CEO’s and stockholders. And the ROI isn’t going to be John Consumerman buying the product, it’s gonna be pink slips.

If someone tells you that they voted for Trump and they’re uncomfortable with that choice, it is not an appropriate reaction to ✨Twitter Dunk✨on them IRL. You get the behavior that you incentivize from other people. Using your cool new put-down is not gonna incentivize them to leave the cult.

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

This is one of the best sources for lofi music in case anyone’s looking

Okay hear me out. AEW at...

I know that Cinco de Mayo isn’t even that big of a thing for Mexicans and getting tacos just for that reason is cheesy But I want tacos pretty much all the time anyway and people won’t shut up about them today so

We are live.

Do not go reddit tonight, they’re about to do that man vs bear thing again

‘I’m suing you for defecation.’ ‘Uhh you mean defamation? Right?’ ‘You pooped in my mailbox, John.’

Hey happy earth day

So should I subscribe infowars now or what

remembered a good tweet

Always remember that the people of a fucked up nation and the government of a fucked up nation are not the same thing. A lot of innocent people are victims of their governments.

Isn’t it weird how vodka and coke mix with everything except each other?

‘Hey can I say something?’ ‘Sure, go ahead.’ ‘Plethora.’ ‘Thanks, that means a lot.’

Happy TDOV. Hope you don’t have to deal with any douches today.

A lot of signs at No Kings were calling for a general strike on 5/1/2026. What’s the mood on that?

The world is feeling kind of recession-ey today. How exactly are the 2020’s different from the 1920’s? At least the last guilded age had Art Deco and swing jazz, we ain’t getting shit.

It is such a great feeling to have your taxes done so you can scoff at all those stupid fuckin turbotax commercials You’re in my rear view mirror fuckers You’re history

POV: You asked the president for a source on the claims he just made regarding the war in Iran

Allegedly, Open AI is shutting down their gen ai Sora program

Yo Afroman won his court case against the sheriff’s department let’s fucking GOOOOOO

Hey joke time. What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

I’m celebrating St Patrick’s day by staying home, where I can listen to the music I actually want to hear and a domestic draft beer isn’t $9 before tip.

They’re slowly but steadily revealing their true forms.

The problem is that the worst outcomes from this war are gonna be long term. Years, even decades in the future. And the voters do not have the attention span to link cause and effect at that scale.

hard to believe how many people across the entire world want one simple thing that just never seems to happen

Time to break out the scaramucci scale, cabinet members are getting sacked again

How to win in November

‘Why does everyone hate liberals so much’, said I, clueless, unaware that Gavin Newsom was about to open his mouth again

Always check to see if your favorite restaurant has an in-house ordering system before you pay DoorDash their parasite fee

Kinda crazy how we’re three days away from another government shutdown and nobody’s talking about it. We’re really just letting the smoke alarm go off.

Anyone who gets an email from me with a list of instructions and responds within 30 seconds telling me that they don’t understand what they need to do deserves to have their limbic system restarted with a paint mixer

The more I read about these Epstein files, the more I see that this one douchebag pedo and his friends are responsible for everyone hating America in 2026. Including Americans.

They should sell it to someone who knows how to make pizza

When you apply to a warehouse job they say ‘it’s physically demanding, so you’re basically getting paid to work out’ but they don’t tell you that everyone who works in that job looks like medical diagram of arthritis risk factors

holy shit

Hey look senate democrats did something and we only had to yell at them over and over and over and over again

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Cozy sock day

The government will not protect you from the government

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Translated to English, that head says Doge Stole Your SSN.