The more I read about these Epstein files, the more I see that this one douchebag pedo and his friends are responsible for everyone hating America in 2026. Including Americans.

They should sell it to someone who knows how to make pizza

When you apply to a warehouse job they say ‘it’s physically demanding, so you’re basically getting paid to work out’ but they don’t tell you that everyone who works in that job looks like medical diagram of arthritis risk factors

holy shit

Hey look senate democrats did something and we only had to yell at them over and over and over and over again

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Cozy sock day

The government will not protect you from the government

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Translated to English, that head says Doge Stole Your SSN.

“One notable MIT study found that 95 percent of companies that integrated AI saw zero meaningful growth in revenue. For coding tasks, one of AI’s most widely hyped applications, another study showed that programmers who used AI coding tools actually became slower at their jobs.”

30 something years on this planet and I’ve never had a latte before today. This just tastes like milk with coffee in it. Why do people like this so much?

I’m gonna make my own steam room with blackjack and hookers. And by that I mean two humidifiers and a plastic bag

Last night, The Minneapolis Federation of Educators Local 59 signed on to the call for a Jan 23 shutdown. That brings total labor support to: the Amalgamated Transit Union (ATU) Local 1005, SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, CWA Local 7250, St. Paul Federation of Educators Local 28, and the MFE 59

No new pictures, where are you mentally

I’d like to have one day (one) that doesn’t have me involved in some kind of massive clusterfuck

www.thedailybeast.com/personal-det... Hey maybe we’re about to find out why these guys keep hiding their faces

Who tf is falling for this shit and why did they have money to begin with

Bluesky is becoming well known for being the social media platform that DOESN’T let you use AI to make child pornography.

ICE in Minnesota is just shooting people now

So apparently the current state of AI is that we’ve corrupted social media with slop, eliminated a ton of jobs in the service sector and increased the price of RAM by about 500% so that sickos on the hellsite can ask grok to produce CSAM of the kid from Stranger Things. Cool.

Staying home tonight cuz this sinus infection fucking sucks This is my new years gift to all you filthy animals out there Spread less germs

You know what they say. If you meet an an asshole once, you’ve met an asshole. If you’re meeting assholes all day every day, you ought to become a proctologist and get paid for it.

Ok, so Bill Clinton can just go to hell

youtu.be/lXMg9_LZfes Just saw the Time cover and it made me think of this

If the human race learned to stop eating bait on the internet, social media sites would have about 90% less traffic and 1000% more quality.

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Hear ye, hear ye

Turn on the tv guys, it’s our annual delivery of some good fuckin news for once

Fun animal fact: glue traps for mice are non-lethal, and the adhesive can be broken down with common cooking oil. Your furry freeloaders can be walked out to the woods and released if you so choose.

Little know fact, the F in Silent Hill F actually stands for ‘Frame Cancel’ because Shimizu is slapping these demons around like she just took a semester in King Of Fighters

I feel like about two thirds of art that people call ‘abstract’ these days is really just impressionist or deconstructed. If you’re making an ‘abstract’ picture of Batman, and it turns out to be a bunch of Batman-colored triangles shaped like Batman, you’re not making abstract art.

You all remember how big the libertarians were talking when Milei won the election in Argentina? Turbo-charged layoffs, slashed government services, he even brought that stupid chainsaw for Elon to wave around at the Doge rally? That’s the guy who led Argentina into a $40 billion bailout.

I have listened to Graham Platner. I’m convinced that regrets getting the fascist tattoo and that he isn’t a white supremacist. He still should not be elected to the senator’s office. We cannot afford to have another senator who is clueless about white supremacy.

Ok, so if dems in Congress aren’t actually trying to use healthcare money for illegal immigrants… …and reps are saying that they are… …dems should put a proposal out that says ‘fund the aca subsidies with no money for illegal immigrants’… …and force the reps to vote on that.

Here’s a brief visual summary of the young Republican group chat that got leaked this week for anyone who doesn’t want to read through 250 pages of racial slurs.

Don’t believe the advertisements. The entire school is not going to start cheering just because your kid brings a lunchables to school.

ICE Agents squaring up with protesters in Portland this weekend

I made salmon tonight. Tomorrow, I’m going to the gym. Bless my cardio, delicious euryhaline fish.

Aww fuck Antifa suiting up

Everyone needs to look up the definition of plenary authority. The government is trying to memory-hole it and it looks like CNN is helping them.

Legacy newspapers: "Print media is dying, and the public will suffer for it." Also legacy newspapers: "We can't offend the government with information and framing that helps the public."

Buy Rite - Food Mart Buy Wrong - Doof Tram

The media has already moved on from the mass shooting at the Mormon Church in Michigan. It happened on September 28. Less than one week from today. Four dead, eight wounded. By next Monday, people won’t even remember that there was a shooting. Our media fucking sucks, man.

We are one (1) day into this shitshow shutdown and we’ve already had two planes crash into each other at LaGuardia. It was on the tarmac not in the air (thank God) but this is not good sign for the future.

The government shut down today, except for the parts that make you pay taxes, monitor your opinions on the internet and shove you into an unmarked deportation van if your skin color is darker than a manilla envelope.

DEUS EX - HUMANITY DISASSEMBLED

Representative democracy clearly isn’t working right now. I think we should resolve all future political dilemmas through basketball. They can’t gerrymander the rim.

The writing was on the wall. Unfortunately, many of our voters are illiterate.

www.reddit.com/r/BlueskySke... According a dude who works in news media, the most effective form of protest against a media company like Sinclair broadcasting is to get on the phone with their ad sponsors and voice your boycott with them. Hit them in the moneybags, as it were.