Encountered a non-holiday Harley Quinn post on FB, and my first thought was my need for a live action Harley Quinn Christmas movie where she meets Poison Ivy.

I hate having IBS and my gastroenterologist really wants me to have a colonoscopy.I just want it to wait until after my breast ultrasound in a few weeks to see if the mass in my left boob has grown. One cancer screening at a time, plz! I just got news there is no brain tumor in me. Let me relax!

Me: Random lady: “Thank you for being tall. There aren’t much of us around.” As if I willingly chose to be 6’ tall, and she was about 5’9”.

Made Yule bread this morning, as is a tradition for my family to have as breakfast. Thankfully, I was able to do most of it last night so I had to pull it out of the fridge to bench proof, brush some butter on, and put it in the oven. Here it is fresh from the oven getting a dusting of powder sugar

Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head. That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Yule bread is in the fridge. All I need to do tomorrow is let it bench proof before getting a butter wash and going into the oven.

I'm less interested in the Epstein Files that are released than in the ones that aren't.

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Okay, 2 earthquakes in a matter of minutes is really starting to unnerve me

I have not been to Starbucks since October. I go the back way across town to get Peet’s (which is better tasting anyway) on my way to bowling league instead of hitting any number of Starbucks. Why? Because I absolutely support worker unions.

Holiday movies I keep forgetting were written by John Hughes: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles Nat’l Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Home Alone 1 & 2 #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #GoodYule

Anti-abortion activists in the US have created a new chatbot to dissuade people from abortion using misinformation and deception - the two main strategies of "crisis pregnancy centres." This is basically a digital CPC designed to reach many more people.

So much for doing any sort of special meal for Yule. Can’t get anyone to give suggestions, let alone compromise on a meal plan. If I do the family pasta sauce, do I go all in by making soup, bread, and tiramisu to go with, or should I not even bother?

I did not watch this blatherskite because I cannot stand his (often nonsensical) egocentric loquaciousness.

i was raped by an adult man when I was a child i was sexually assaulted by a strange man when I was a teenager I HAVE ONLY EVER been given love and kindness from transgender people www.rawstory.com/tip-line-urg...

It would be nice to have someone honorable and respectable in office, possibly commenting on the flooding in Western WA instead of being all mad the state as a whole didn’t vote for him and prevent federal aid money from being released by not declaring the situation a disaster.

Don Jr right now: 'hey, who did all my coke?'

Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?

Not listening to Trump for the sake of my sanity, which is dwindling after enough Democrats in the House voted to advance to the Senate a bill to outlaw gender affirming care for trans minors when THE EXACT SAME CARE is fine for cis minors. I have no words.

Really difficult for me to sleep when it feels like I have a black eye or a fractured orbital bone. It hurts to blink or look around. No clue what I did. More annoyingly, it is my dominant eye.

JFC this is so fucking tone-deaf. The Reagan administration literally made a joke during a White House press conference at the expense of people dying from the AIDS crisis and called it the "Gay Plague". bsky.app/profile/govp...

Just read from the KC Star: Headline: “All Texas Roadhouses set to close…” Me: Oh thank gods. They suck. Article: “…for Christmas Day.” Me: Well at least the workers get a day off but they probably aren’t getting paid for the holiday like they should.

I thought it would be far to Crass and insensitive to point out that Netanyahu should take much of the blame for the #bondi attacks. But as Netanyahu is happy to be that insensitive, I think it's only fair to say: "Netanyahu should take much of the blame for this." #Bondi #Auspol #GazaGenocide

People lost their jobs for pointing out that Charlie Kirk was racist.

Michelle Obama always keeps it real. That’s why we love her. This is how a decent and good person speaks about other decent and good people who died from a tragic murder.

Got a phone call yesterday that honestly came as a relief after 7 months of anxiety and frustration. UCSF has determined I do not actually have a small benign tumor in my brain and therefore do not need any sort of surgery.

Just so we’re all clear here, he is saying that Rob Reiner and his wife were asking for it.

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

Brown U kids who survived USA 389th mass shooting of 2025 will now pay out of pocket for their healthcare, because USA guarantees guns but not health. Australians who survived the 1st mass shooting in 29 years will pay nothing for healthcare because Australia guarantees health & regulates guns.

Which was a better introduction to Shakespeare for children by Disney: ‘The Lion King’ or ‘Gargoyles’?

This means nothing as the current administration has chosen to ignore 1,4,5,6,8, and 10 while seeking to destroy amendments that came down later. Don’t get me started about how these do not apply equitably between different races and genders.

BLACK FARMERS AREN’T TAKING THE BAIT Rejecting Trump’s bailout as structurally racist. The $12 billion runs through the same USDA systems that systematically locked Black farmers out for decades. Loan denials, delayed paperwork, acreage rules, enrollment hurdles. The discrimination is documented.

www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews... He cannot trust the US… especially when it’s 2 greedy real estate Putin puppets doing the negotiating.

This is absolutely horrific.

This entire weekend

Heard the Green River in WA is flooding in areas because of all the rain the area has received. It will only get worse in the next 2 weeks. This hasn’t happened since the river was damned by the Army Corps of Engineers.

A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE. It is the GUNS. #SadButTRUE 💔

Weather patterns are definitely changing. The dizziness and nausea are getting really bad. Alas, I have nothing to take to alleviate either.

I want EVERYONE who joined Jeffrey Epstein in abusing women and children to go to jail for their heinous crimes, doesn’t matter their political affiliation. Fascist republicans want to protect all of their pedo rapists who joined him at all costs. That’s the difference.

Made more lebkuchen, to the joy of my partner. Just making sure the icing is completely dry before I put them in a cookie tin.

Homemade cranberry bliss bars because to hell with Starbucks and their union busting #UnionStrong #UnionProud #HolidayBaking #HomeMade

This migraine is really trying to force me to not do any baking today. I want to do more lebkuchen and make some cranberry bliss bars.

"The crime of genocide involves specific acts such as: Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group." #GazaGenocide #BanIsrael #BoycottIsrael #ICC4Israel

What's the point in taking an acid reflux medication to ease swallowing when it gets caught in my throat before it hits the acid?

Still wondering why the GOP doesn't step up, act honorably, and convict an impeachment for violations of the Oath of Office, sedition, treason, larceny, and crimes against humanity. If only the President could just be arrested and have charges filed against him.

I dumped Facebook back in 2015. It was discovered that "META" provided Russia election rich data via Cambridge Analytics. Russians used that data to target voters and get Trump elected. Fancy Bear a Russian hacker group hacked the DNC emails in 2015. FCK FACEBOOK www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!! Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?

Three U.S. bishops: Racially profiling migrants (and Americans) is a betrayal of the Gospel. www.americamagazine.org/short-take/2...

Donald Trump, on behalf of his tech billionaire supporters, is trying to stop state legislators from regulating AI to protect our jobs and our privacy. This is a shameful attack on working families.