YOU BASTARDS #celebritytraitors

Well, now we know why the Strictly celebs look like also rans. The best ones are on #celebritytraitors

The attitude seems to be *See it *Say it *Sod it 🚲🚲🚲

I’ve had to stop myself referring to Jolly Soopah all day. I blame Private Eye. RIP Dame Jilly Cooper

A gem from @miffythegamer.bsky.social from five years ago on ‘the other place’.

I once suggested to a past contestant of Strictly that the voice of the football on Sky Sports should do it. “You have to be a celebrity” said he. I think we’ve reached the point where he now counts.

Well, I NEVER, EVER, IN A MONTH OF SUNDAYS saw that coming.

Two gay men with nothing to talk about?? Really???? That’s a first #thearchers

“He was sure that he remembered that when you died, you wanted your ashes scattered in Allied Carpets”. One Foot In The Grave, BBC.

I’m sorry, did I just hear Justin Webb quote from the Unherd website on Radio 4?

I disliked Baroness Snoutintrough long before Reeves entered Government. Avarice is never a good look. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day. As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time. At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.

She should do more than that. Mone’s title should be removed as should her OBE. She deserves no credit from a state that she’s shown no respect for.

My grandmother used to say that she had habits that she picked during the war. To a lesser extent, I’ve done the same after the Covid lockdowns. I still wipe all of my shopping down (even though we were told years ago that it would do much) and I still wash my hands for 20 seconds…

Welcome to They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? Archers Edition. #thearchers

Ouch! That looks like an effective form of attack to me.

I see that Ward, on the Harper Adams team on University Challenge is doing nothing to dispel the rumours that rural estate types like to wear check charts and sleeveless jackets in muted colours. I bet that lot at Cirencester are the same.

Oh Stella, what is REE-search? #thearchers

Age yourself with a film you saw as a kid.

Farage is applying for a job. That job is Prime Minister. The only thing on his CV is Brexit. He campaigned for it for 27 years. So his only real track record is making everyone poorer & damaging the NHS. If you hire Nigel & Reform, you must want this company (UK) to fail.

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So KAN want to be included in Eurovision because it’s not political. Remind me why the IBA is no longer Israel’s national broadcaster and KAN is?

Bridges! Roads! Some cars!! They have it all. Go to sunny Vladivostok. More than just a cold town in Russia’s Far East. *Wifi still a few years away…

Jesus Fucking Christ, this annoys me. I see that one of a number of reasons to oppose digital ID cards is that older people won’t know how to use them. FUCK OFF WITH THAT SENTIMENT. The infant internet/worldwide web was introduced 30 years and used by people you’d now call ‘older’.

Paracetamol didn’t make me gay. But I did get through a lot of it dating certain people…..

“Nigel Farage lives rent free in the Lib Dem’s heads” says Chris Mason, a man whose head Nigel Farage also lives rent free in.

Good Lord, after all the migraines I’ve had, and all the paracetamol I’ve taken, I must be off the fucking spectrum. Unless it’s all utter bollocks.

BBC push alert tomorrow: ‘The Rapture is here. Why this could be good news for Reform UK’

Victor Meldrew: OHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDDDD Margaret: Wgat is it? Victor: GLORIA HUNNIFORD ON BREAKFAST TELEVISION!

We have modern communications in the United Kingdom. And I would guess that the US Government has secure communications of its own.

Lib Dems: We have 12x Reform's MPs, can we have the same coverage? BBC: But Reform has 2x your poll rating. If there were an election tomorrow, they'd be running the country. Lib Dems: So you're putting their people and policies under scrutiny, right? BBC: Lib Dems: Right?

Absolutely Fabulous Keeping Up Appearances Butterflies W1A Archer One Foot In The Grave Absolute Power Blackadder Spaced Green Wing

Watching the second series of Juice, and I reckon I should open a book regarding what the writers were taking when they wrote it. It’s like a fever dream.

Watching the final of Sewing Bee, I’m just grateful that we didn’t have to put up with the fashion designer who explains clothes à la mode by waving her arms around like windmill sails.

I’m watching the Apple presentation/sales pitch again. And all presenters seem to be waving their hands around like helicopter blades.

And what you heard the crowd chant after Will Still’s yellow card is why you ALWAYS have the effects mic low in the mix. Stupid ITV Sport #soupor

And even more people turn out for Pride in London. And the gays don’t punch the police either 🏳️‍🌈

The way it’s being reported, would I be right in thinking that we are dealing with another person having taken their own life today?

Lilly: I’ve seen the script. But as Jon Reed says, we’d better read it out anyway.

I’m currently watching Sarfaaampt’n play Pawtsmuff on what Churchill called that tuppenny ha’pennny Punch and Judy Show aka ITV.

Did he ever get out. I wonder?

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Did I just watch a presentation purporting to show people in different locations, but that looked suspiciously like a studio shot with the background matted on (if that’s still a thing)? #apple

Blimey, what did working on the Today programme do to him??

I’m at the Utility Bowl watching England bowl at the team from St Agatha on the Bagwash, South Africa - by the looks of it….🏏

My third dreadful film of the weekend. This isn’t too bad but it’s a predictable romp.

This evening’s trashy sex comedy. I appear to have developed a taste for straight up awful films!

Well, that was a bloody awful film. But it’s the only film that had Elaine Paige in it and more tits than she’s on the schedule with at Radio 2.