If you have a drivers license for more than 10 years without a major ticket or violation, they should issue you a holographic copy of your license. Like it's just a normal copy, but the background glimmers and shines like a holographic Charizard.

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Why did we stop making game consoles out of woodgrain?

And if this law is found to be violated, law enforcement should show up to the offenders front door with a firearm shaped exactly like the L shaped Tetris piece

Every video game console should come pre installed with a version of Tetris, by law

I hope Pepsi man is doing well, it's been a while since we heard from him.

I love when a YouTuber has a sponsor in the video but you can tell they don't really fuck with it Just heard a fella say "(company name) has paid to be mentioned in this video" I've never heard it presented so bluntly but the check cleared so whatever

I wish the Sega dreamcast was also named after a planet like the Saturn I wish they were still making hardware to this day, using planet names. Planets r kewl, so are vidjya games

They should make a video game version of the expendables. It's not a mashup of your favorite characters, it's a mashup of characters someone roughly your dads age would want to see

Plugging peripherals into the Sega Uranus would be interesting to say the least

I wish the Sega dreamcast was also named after a planet like the Saturn I wish they were still making hardware to this day, using planet names. Planets r kewl, so are vidjya games

(1992) Hey here's this sick ass game called Mortal Kombat, where the coolest guy you can pick is an immortal. No it doesn't make sense, fuck you there's bones and shit.

Ya wanna know the problem with modern multiplayer video games? There's not enough tea-bagging going on these days. Dunk your junk, as it is tradition.

They should make a mod for banjo kazooie but Banjo is Luke Skywalker, and kazooie is Yoda in the backpack

They should make a mod for banjo kazooie but Banjo is Luke Skywalker, and kazooie is Yoda in the backpack

Nothing makes me go "Ugh modern gaming" like seeing a fighter select screen where a quarter of the options require an additional purchase

Ya wanna know the problem with modern multiplayer video games? There's not enough tea-bagging going on these days. Dunk your junk, as it is tradition.

I love when a YouTuber has a sponsor in the video but you can tell they don't really fuck with it Just heard a fella say "(company name) has paid to be mentioned in this video" I've never heard it presented so bluntly but the check cleared so whatever

I hope Pepsi man is doing well, it's been a while since we heard from him.

(1992) Hey here's this sick ass game called Mortal Kombat, where the coolest guy you can pick is an immortal. No it doesn't make sense, fuck you there's bones and shit.

Someone should brew a crushable lager or ale that can be drank between rounds of a video game and then call it "basement dwellers brew" and pay me for the idea

Every time I see a beer with video game themed art on it, it's always a gross sounding IIPA. I do not buy these, but I really want to. I'm not anti IPA but it kinda devolved into a pissing match between who can make their beer taste the most tangy sour weed.

Lol they're drip feeding titles with the Nintendo switch online virtual boy thing? There's like 16 games Nintendo, WHY? Yeah it's par for the course but in this case it's extra strange. Nobody was asking for this, there isn't exactly a huge group of people who will be "converted".

It's such a strange choice that they are remaking halo 1 in unreal engine but also just the campaign. I love halo 1 but this feels unneeded

The build to this upcoming royal rumble just doesn't have the juice. It's intriguing to not know who a majority of the entrants are, but they're going to play it super safe with entrants. We will probably get no surprise entrants.

Ok the homophobia is worse

The thing that sucks the most ass about modern call of duty is that on the rare occasion that the game chat is popping off with shit talk, they separate everyone a round later like they're naughty school children

Tonight's internet rabbit hole: looking at Pizza Hut stuff on eBay. These bad boys can be had for 125 They even have the big ol red and white stained glass looking lamps for sale

Gamecube mecha

Shinji Mikami, creator of Resident Evil, Worked on Goof Troop, One of the Added SNES Games. It's really fun. Image

lol like an hour later I'm listening to the Jeff Gerstmann show and he mentions that they're also re-releasing fighting force 1+2 They really ran out of good games

Limited run games in 2026: Hey remember those really bad video games from that one franchise? Yeah here they are, all in one place! We will take your money and you will receive the package one year later, and you will like it

It's mind boggling to come across what appears to be someone using their whole real government name for their call of duty display name. ??? Why ??? I come from the cringe era of gamertags like XxShad0w0blivi0nxX but the former is a far more disturbing trend

So the WWE has been employing the Rocks daughter for a number of years and nobody seems to like her. Here's what they should have done to save her: have her on screen character constantly interact with the rock, but totally playing it off like they're strangers. Never acknowledging it. That's all.

The only follow up question is "are you a cop?"

Shooting the shit about video games with a coworker, we seem to be on the same page about everything and the convo is going great until we talked about Halo 1 Dude says "I loved L-A-N parties" Ewwwwwwwww dude that's not how it's said, cmon man ICK

Netflix has podcasts now and I don't know how I feel about that

Narutony Soprano

Every time the parking lot snow mountains get big enough, I have to really fight back the urge to try and run up one as fast as I can while the Nickelodeon GUTS theme song plays in the distance but then I have to remember that I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

1) Weird/cool little trend I noticed within the realm of retro gaming: Younger millennials and elder gen z are now nostalgic for "older brother core" which has folks basically recreating what would be a cool ass bedroom gaming setup for a teenager circa 2005. The sad part though?

Who's this guys market these days anyway? From what bits of "lore" I have picked up...he's playing a character who was really good at video games in the 90s but now plays modern games? Who is that for? 45 year old dudes who remember old games but don't play retro games? Creep

I feel seen

Some random dick with a pickup truck and plow is actively making the snow situation worse on my street. He isn't a neighbor and nobody hired him, he's just like fucking around and making it 20x worse. He's pushing snow back in to people's driveways, and making the road narrow. Why is this allowed?

I've been seeing some of the bigger names in retro gaming YouTube start to proclaim the Xbox 360 as the current fun/cheap library to collect for and I'm nervous man. That's my little happy spot in gaming. Perfect mix of cheap and fun. Even the bangers are like $40 or less. It can't change :(

This is one of many reasons why the neighbors don't wave anymore. They def saw me, and I saw the judgmental look but ...I'm creeper proofing

So there's like 18 inches of snow outside of my house right now. Suddenly, Minecraft veteran instincts kicked in when I realized that the back door was blocked by snow. I just dug it out like a mad man at midnight. You always have to have a back door in Minecraft.

I am going out of my way to pick up dvd/blu ray of my favorite series that have ended, and I'm loving it over streaming. There's just this one tiny thing I hate about it: I have to get up to change the discs! I had the chance to own a free multi disc dvd player about a year ago and I passed

I've been watching this Mexican mom make delicious food on instagram for years and they just hit me with an auto-translated AI version of her speaking English and it's so freaky She's always spoke Spanish before, the whiplash was so weird. Why would instagram assume that I want that?

Today I learned that someone modded goldeneye on Nintendo 64 to have Sonic characters and dialogue