Bonjour, je m'appelle Thomas, bienvenue dans Jackass

Spike Jonze was pivotal in the early years of Jackass, but also was directing video for daft punk around 1997 very shortly before jackass. This is before they were robots. There's like a very close parallel universe timeline where human daft punk were in season one of jackass. Edibles man

I'm going to be so pumped up if it turns out that modern Corey Feldman is pulling an Andy Kaufman/Tim Heidecker on us. Kayfabe ain't dead baybeeee youtu.be/bPHcBvy6yT4?...

My favorite variation of the cope is "game would be better if they just changed 90% of it"

The skate 4 subreddit is so sad yet funny to watch. Tons of people there are taking so long to realize that the game is super poop from a butt levels of bad. Every other post is like "alright gamers, maybe the game isn't that good?" "Just realized it's a cash grab" Took ya long enough

I'm going to be hosting a game show called Soup, or Nintendo? The premise is unclear outside of the title, but I'm on board

Late to the party but LMAO the super smash bros esports community is wild. Some dude got a crab thrown at his head during a match, and you think he's going to fuck the thrower up for a second before realizing...yeah he's at a smash tournament, nobody is throwing real punches.

Wait time out, Padme fuckin dies from child birth in a world where they have advanced robotic prosthesis AND magic? I'm not a prequel defender but cmonnnnn man. Really, I'm more bummed out at myself for not questioning it until now

How come no company has made app specific volume sliders? I hate having Netflix at one volume level, then going to YouTube only for the volume to be 3 times as loud. I lower the volume to a reasonable level, then go into a game and it's like whispering. So many annoyances with modern tech.

Today I learned that hearses are excluded from the "used cars are fucking expensive" thing If you can get over the whole death taxi thing, yeah man get a hearse

Which Mario villain was scarier to you?

Christafa and Russo feel like the same genre of guy

Michael Imperioli should play Vince Russo in a dramatization of the Monday Night Wars

Which Mario villain was scarier to you?

Wait is gta 6 going to have a theme park? You can't really have Florida without

Anyways, my answer to a modern approach to a jackass movie or series would be basically the world destruction tour from Tony hawk underground 2 but with the jackass guys. That game was basically jackass anyway. Bam was already a team captain. You can still have young people that way

I saw the new Jackass movie in theaters last night and it was a strange experience. Though it had heartfelt moments regarding the history, legacy, and friendship of the crew...the rest was just a collage collected from previous movies with a loose interview being conducted as a through line

What would you do if you went to a protest and freakin Mappy was standing on the other side from you? Would you reconsider your position?

Imagine living in the Tekken universe and having the name (or ties to) Mishima, but not being powerful enough to be rewarded with the family tradition: Getting chucked of a cliff and/ or in to volcano. There's probably low tier Mishima family members who secretly wish they got all the attention

What would you do if you went to a protest and freakin Mappy was standing on the other side from you? Would you reconsider your position?

And then I'd be like "wait lmao you don't exist" and then I'd be shaken awake by my default iPhone alarm

If this ever happened to me, I'd try to make a joke like "no babe it was your idea, it's an Our-Cade" and she'd be like "yeah I know that's what I said it's an arcade" And then it would devolve in to a who's on first conversation

I love how the Escalade was once a flex but now younger people don't care about them so it's just a huge signaler of "I'm old and want you to think I am cool" They're rapidly becoming what the Buick was like 25-30 years ago

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Extremely high-resolution Genki logo archive.gamehistory.org/item/ee07d74...

Streaming apps and YouTube being like "hey we got fucking video games now pls stay" and failing is so funny. They forgot to make them good and also forgot that games exist very accessibly elsewhere.

“My GOAT is washed.” -Rolf, bragging to the Ed boys

Honestly, yeah. Liking onions is part of growing up, like proper hygiene and putting on clothes before going outside.

Olives are fucking weird, they're like if the sewers produced a fruit

Congrats Danhausen & the New York Knicks. Happy for all the success Danhausen has gotten since the little Danhausen faces in our deals & sending him toys to review over 5 years ago.

The knicks winning just secured Danhausen as a road warrior level pop every time he's in MSG/NY Bros had like 10 matches, already a god

It happened, I finally had a customer at work who's name was Leroy Jenkins Do you know how hard it was to refrain from doing to battle cry? 20 years I've been waiting for this moment, but I remained professional.

Daytime anime viewing just feels wrong to me, and I think adult swim is to blame.

Hard cut to a guy sitting bare assed on a xerox machine while giggling and high-fiving his cubicle mate, Todd

The most frustrating thing about discussing the Big Lebowski online is that you can't have any opinion that's less than "10/10 its fantastic" without someone just saying "that's just like your opinion man" It's an ok as fuck movie, no it doesn't magically click the 3rd time you watch it

New Pride Shirt, btw - an idea suggested by @ryyudo.bsky.social and @mohastgridlock.bsky.social !

The best part about Gary's mod is that it's just named after some guy Not even a Gary who famous prior, just a dude. Huge W for the average dude community

Alright so YouTube ads fucking ruined that joke It's not an instantaneous Rick roll, it's ads first...ruins the bit

Master Chief loses all aura when you imagine him breathing like Darth Vader

I love it when words in spanish are the same in English, just with some zest thrown in. Popeye is still Popeye

So who is the target for halo campaign evolved? I don't think there's a huge demographic of people who really want to play the campaign for halo 1 but haven't gotten around to it just yet. Halo doesn't currently have enough sway or popularity to pull the "see where it all got started!", either.

I just received a pack of QR code stickers that send you to Rick Roll. What do I do with my new found power?

I found a YouTube video of a guy just exploring the vibes in empty old unreal tournament 99 maps and oh my god I didn't know this was the therapy I needed. The vibes are immaculate, watch in a dark room youtu.be/Le9tEvpcEM0?...

Just realized that the Eric Andre show is 14 years old now and that really fucked me up just now

The 12 year old me can't comprehend this The adult me knows it's real but still can't view it as anything other than a shit post

Shout out to the time I saw Sonic face down, ass up

Hi, here at McFarlane toys we sell and produce items that resemble toys, but aren't toys. It's a toy if I want it to be. It's DEFINITELY a toy if I make it fight my other toys in a tournament.