If you do Sweet Caroline karaoke you don’t get into heaven

Good evening, skeeters.

But also…who else is observing 👉👈

Happy National Underwear Day/ #TWT

An #RHOSLC sneak peek during The Valley

Observing FCF in a subtle (with a hard b) way.

How’s everybody’s Sunday going?

Throwing ass to Nelly Furtado eating this tuna sandwich on this day of our lord.

I think talking immediately about how it's too bad Zohran can't run for president or how Lander should run for Congress is missing the point. we don't need to elevate individual heroes as high as possible, we need to find as many principled people as possible and empower them everywhere

The first day of 34 has been cute!!!

Happy Gay Guy Friday buy stuff from oomfie @jacobblank.bsky.social

Is this the person skeeting this?

The funniest thing about the Perfume Genius show so far was when he was just hanging out in the upper level watching the opener.

Starting to feel like a fool because I got super anxious and lightheaded and it could’ve been because I just had a big dinner. ☹️

This one was a hit on close friends

Hey

Going back to San Diego tonight.

Am I built like one of those Eastern European water polo players yet? Be honest.

Back from Connecticut and thank GOD I got a bathroom mirror selfie.

S/O to the 24 hour stomach that has left me feeling ✨S N A T C H E D✨

Showing off a little tum at the gym is a dangerous thing for a gay guy like me to do but I’m doing it.

Listening to Haim on shuffle at the gym is making me feel UNSTOPPABLE.

It is nice being on Bluesky because I have seen ZERO memes of L*la Y*ung

What if @nintendousa.bsky.social made a Super Smash Bros but with White Lotus characters

Yes this was from two weeks ago but I never posted so happy #TightieWhiteyTuesday to all observers

I don’t know why, but there’s a real sinister energy coming from the W*rld Pr*de festival lineup.

If music is therapy, who’s your therapist?

My favorite part of The Traitors is when any straight man gets eliminated. 🥰

Like a poem said by a lady in red…

Ok yes the four fingered hand is dumb, but I’m hung up on this poster specifically. We Four You? What are you saying? What are doing here?

#TWT, I guess

Just saw a straight couple that does CrossFit post an IG story of their baby underneath a barbell with weights on it.

Joining in on the fun!!!

If you see this post something pink

I can’t be the only one that thought this right?

Took this the other day. 😏

Drag Race is gay MLB

Traitors is gay NFL

Loved 2024

How convenient I went for a swim today! #SpeedoSaturday

Having a David Bowie movie marathon today. 😄

Good afternoon, skeeters.

Happy to report how much I thoroughly enjoyed La Chimera. Beautiful movie. A wide range of emotions felt. A shirtless scene of Josh O’Connor as a treat. What more could a guy want?!?!?

My family group chat is getting a little messy and I sooooooooo want to get in on the mess too.

Why would you try me? Sun Don’t try me! Moon Why would you try me? Rising

Tomorrow is kind of a mini Christmas to me, specifically, because the John Waters collection goes live on Criterion :)

Good almost afternoon from my New Hampshire bathroom

real heads know

Reskeet your Halloween costume

We. Are. So. Back. #RHOBH