spitroasted by two xenomorphs and their little extender mouths kiss inside me

Starlink makes money, but it topped out and has to discount for new subscribers, ARPU fell from $99 to $66. On the rocket side, customer launches collapsed from 43 to 7 in a quarter (revenue -42%), the rockets mostly carry SpaceX's own satellites now. MechaHitler incinerates all profits anyway. /6

I'm supposed to say SpaceX was profitable in 2024, but it wasn't, that $791M profit included a $659M non-cash tax benefit, fully reversed in 2025. Operating income: +$466M ('24), -$2.6B ('25), -$1.9B (Q1 '26). Net loss: $4.9B last year, $4.3B in Q1 2026 alone, all to poison Black neighborhoods. /3

SpaceX's $1.8T "valuation" isn't real, it's manufactured by a tiny 4.2% public float. $1.8T is ~95x SpaceX's trailing revenue. Google IPO'd at ~7x revenue, Facebook at ~20x. This is Snowflake's multiple stapled to Rivian's capital burn, a combo with a flawless record of bagholders. /2

Also don’t invest in Space X… Per ig: @/your.richbff

From 500 views in the first two months to over 100,000 views in the last few days. The ADA opinion piece that was too scary to be distributed at the ADA meeting has gone full Streisand. Y'all are doing the Lord's work.

Sometimes I'm really good at puzzmo puzzmo.com/play/circuit...

Yay, the pink triangle has been refreshed!

Yesssss dyer drama!

So HEY Those remastered Reboot episodes that one restoration project has been working on? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... They're being uploaded now.

Well, isn’t this a sight for sore eyes! 😍 Our beloved Hubble appears in this amazing image from one of Vantor's WorldView Legion satellites. It was 36 years ago today that Hubble was launched in the bay of the Space Shuttle Discovery from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. Credit: Vantor.

Woah!!!! Whales in the Bay!

Here's the second image taken by the Artemis II crew. The whole world, in a window.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

I wish this was me 🥺

Happy Threshold Day to as all! 🦎🦎🦎

I need to whine about the fact that I have been waiting at this Adelaide bus stop an hour with no busses, despite 4 busses being scheduled during this period. Truly, Jod was justified in started the apocalypse.

*gasp* 🥺 this would fix me

Fuuuuuuck

Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline. www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

Reblogging this in the hopes that next time I'm trying to remember the amount I don't have to stand in the cvs antacids aisle for half an hour searching bluesky

Your pussy shit AI could never make a Watto sexy. It could never make a lovingly rendered Watto bending over and pulling his panties to the side. It could NEVER add a silken sheen to the dusky blush of his cloaca

Vacation has been amazing. Crazy how much warm weather and fish filled waters improves my mood.

Stacker Pentecost asking for More of This

Yeah the number of people in group sex scenes who've put their hands on my throat, even when we've said "no breath play" at the party is in the double digits. Even ten years ago this wasn't a thing.

this op ed about the current state of commercial space beyond LEO is a banger

How about a giveaway to celebrate Pride, Winning Best sex toy, and Birthdays! Follow (or be following), like, and repost this post to enter! Winner(s) get to select a custom toy from size XS to Large! Winner(s) will be randomly selected on 6/20 at 12 PM ET! Rules Follow!

I've never been so grateful to have rejected NASA contracts earlier this year.

Oh no Sainz is wearing the white jeans!!!! It's to the F1 movie premiere but he is in Monaco??!!! What does this mean for his race? 😭😭😭😭

Whichever front end designer or TPM who came up with the idea to call healthcare user accounts "patient portals" I HATE you with all the rage I can muster. Every FUCKING time my mom gets a new doctor the fucking drama I have to go through to get her to understand the "pore-tul" is just her login.

EUROPOPE PAPALVISION

Did an interview with @48hills.bsky.social about Bay Area Derby, our 2025 season, and transphobia in sports. 48hills.org/2025/03/bay-...

Seriously, do NOT fly into congested airspaces over the US. For the DC area, use Dulles even though it's a longer trip into the city

My precious son has decided that this is his bed for the last week.

I don't know what this cold I've had for the last week is (started with fever and congestion, then developed a cough, and now light is giving me migraines) but I hate it. And daily covid tests are telling me it's not covid but we all know how that means fuck all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The only races I don't hate the crowd shots of are Japan and China. Those fans understand the sign/dress up game and are worth seeing.

Bluesky, why do you combine auto playing of videos and gifs under the same setting???!!!! One of those things auto plays noise which is annoying, the other doesn't??!!!!

The tail wags!

PEPÉ!!!!!!!!!

I've had this shot in my head for years. Anyone who has ever driven down past the pea soup place in Santa Nella, California has probably thought "why is there a vista point 15 miles to the north? It's not that pretty. It smells like urine." I knew that it's THE spot to get the milky way above I5🧵

Waller was once known as Colbitsy, because as a puppy he looked a lot like retired Bravermountain fren Colbert. During Blair's Iditarod run in 2019, Colbert famously broke into her sled bag and ate 15 lbs of frozen chicken skins. This pic was taken right after.