I ain't afraid of no goats.

"Today we're having pasta carbonara. _Pasta expiration date_ , am I rite? ​:blobcatfingerguns:​"

[US politics, Trump, fascism] Trump says only limit on his power is his ‘own morality' > In interview with New York Times, US president says he does not need international law, calls for ownership of Greenland, and says his family can conduct foreign business deals. So, no limits at all then […]

Is this yuri? @SlimeRacc

[fedi feta] 🖼

gay shorks in nixpkgs omg yay

[QT: US politics, fascism, murder] .

Got food poisoning at SubWay. Great.

❌ jailbreaking a robotgirl to run homebrew ✅ jailbreaking a robotgirl because your honour she can do a _little_ murder

robot girl milf

[QT: movie about fascism] . RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/users/bri7/statuses/115846532942983035

[QT: US politics reference (probably)] . RE: https://beige.party/users/quadrivial/statuses/115834781526251355

What's the most femby-coded Pokémon?

[ Yes ] [ No ] [Cancel]

When a queer tells you they have a funny story you better strap in because it's gonna be the most traumatizing shit you've heard in your life with some awkward giggling sprinkled in

[QT: Lewd, funny] . RE: https://woem.men/notes/ah2a2p33kypx007x

[global pol] My theory of how this will play out, seeing the parallel to when the US did basically the same thing in Panama in 1989: - Maduro will assert presidential immunity, which the US will reject because they dont recognise his most recent election. Jorge Rodríguez, a Maduro loyalist […]

[global pol] All this stuff really does is prove that international order is dead and buried beyond any doubt, seeing as Netanyahu is able to fly in a presidential jet over Europe without being intercepted for being an internationally wanted criminal (which has happened before) and Maduro, a […]

Do you know of any TTRPG system that uses d% (percentile dice)? I'm thinking of putting together a game but want to make use of or take inspiration from existing work. ​:boost_appreciated:​

[Death, physical health, chronic illness, cystic fibrosis, negative] Scottish Girl Illy from the Drumsy channel just passed away. ​:bocchi_cry:​ Drumsy - Goodbye, Illy What an awful start to the year.

[QT: Capitalism, SA mention] . RE: https://beige.party/users/Lana/statuses/115811614859807286

me when webapp RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/agxhca02w86q01yy

Big things are coming in 2026! 🌸 I finally sat down and mapped out the future for all the channel. From art to Linux and everything in between. The roadmap is officially live~ :3 https://youtu.be/PQDXypUsx4Q

[QT: Norway politics, AI] . RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/Natasha_Jay/statuses/115729770720791843

What's the modern equivalent to Ruby on Rails? That is, some system to let me rapidly make a web interface scaffold for a database? ​:boost_appreciated:​

By the way, I don't mind "necro-boosts", replies, or other interactions with my really old posts. I actually enjoy them a lot! It can be a fun reminder of threads and conversations that I've totally forgotten about, so please don't feel nervous about replying to that years-old thread that you […]

[QT: Anti-semitism] . RE: https://babka.social/users/serge/statuses/115800878342246976

[No alt] Pictures of Pokemon drawn as hot anime women RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/agtpd8f6tber05cw

> Ganondorf is a conservative gay LMAO

> Estrogen is the ultimate DLC chest. ​:neobot_laugh:​ The Linkle Mod is Humanity's Crowning Achievement

@SlimeRacc and I decided he's a boy. He's a very good boy who did a great job cleaning the house. ​:neobot_pat:​ Now it's time for good bots to return to dock, sleep and recharge. I'll also be returning to dock (my bed) for sleep and recharge. ​:neobot_flop_happy:​

#grownup hack: every time you buy a new hardware thing, search for pdf version of the manual. Store it on your disk with a filename that you can easily search for. Next time you have a problem with that thing, you won’t need to search for that small paper printout in font size 4 😅.

[QT: Anti-Semitism] . RE: https://babka.social/users/dukepaaron/statuses/115781369946674763

ah yes, my favorite keyboard layout: "Bokmål"

fedi is the best i just open my phone and theres a cat and a synth biting each other you cant get that on bluesky

Putting mistletoe in orbit so people around the world will have opportunities to kiss

As someone who’s diagnosed, self diagnosed autism is valid. It was hard as fuck to get diagnosed

[Unreality]

[Unreality]

[Requesting funny unreality warning signs and labels] Please share your great unreality warning signs, advice, warning labels etc. I'm in the mood for this specific form of humor ​:neobot_floof_cute:​ > * Reminder: If there is a wretched flesh copy of yourself, you have to kill it.

[QT: PSA about Twitter, AI, awful] .

New member of the family, thanks to dad. ​:neobot_floof_cute:​ Robo fren isn't much of a conversationalist, but is very good at cleaning. ​:neobot_floof_happy:​

i am: ☐ man ☐ woman ☒ once again seeking: ☐ man ☐ woman ☒ your financial support

[Mental health] The Christmas combo of warm nostalgia with noticing so very clearly which parts of my family that are unnaturally breaking apart and withering away. ​:neobot_sad:​

Merry Christmas. ​:meowhohoho:​

[QT: Anti-Semitism] . RE: https://babka.social/users/littlemiao/statuses/115771283999245420

SNOW! ​:dance:​

[No alt] .