Made three costumes in two days. No pattern, no calico, just improvised the whole project and somehow it all worked out. Very proud of myself.

They should make a real estate listing site but instead of having "filter by suburb" it has "filter to these train stations" with a configurable walking distance.

[bottom surgery, piss (not lewd), possibly TMI] For a few years, my main hesitation around whether I want bottom surgery has been that I don't want to give up the ability to piss while standing. But I had an epiphany the other day: I fucking suck at pissing while standing. I get split beams […]

Ok but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a Musk flavour of Zooper Dooper??????

Ok but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a Musk flavour of Zooper Dooper??????

Spent today working on an exciting project that I really shouldn't talk about yet aaaaaaaaaaaa

[piss-holding kink, question] Heya, does anyone know good resources around safety considerations when holding piss? Or is there anyone I can put a friend in contact with to ask some questions?

[mildly flirty?] If we use the term "people in my pocket" to describe our internet friends when we're using our phones, should I use the phrase "people on my lap" when I'm using my laptop?

Every day you spend rotting in bed is another day your hair grows longer. - ancient transfem proverb

A few months ago I believe I saw a post here that mentioned how the person who made the music for the old LEGO Flash game "Junkbot" is a trans woman. I decided to look into it today and as far as I can tell it's not true. Junkbot's soundtrack was composed by Michael Sweet, who appears to be a […]

Jesus was an anarchist

Me: There are only three areas of mathematics that I enjoy. Fortunately, they are the most important three. The strawman I made up as a rhetorical device: Everyone thinks that the fields they enjoy are the most important fields. Me: Algebra, trigonometry, and probability Strawman: Uhhh hmmm […]

@toba When I did debating in school, two things they taught us stood out to me: 1. You will be expected to argue for sides that you don't believe in 2. Even if you know you are wrong, you can still win Debating is not done in good faith. It is explicitly and openly an act of sophistry.

Debate has never been an effective way of determining what is true.

[mh-, vent, internalised ableism] Being disabled sucks. Being this disabled due to cPTSD + autism + ADHD + depression feels fucking fake even to me, and yet I have to advocate for myself as if I believe it? I'm so fucking capable and yet I can't function in society, it's a fucking joke. I […]

[mh-] Getting out of bed today was a huge fucking struggle and I really wish I hadn't bothered. Getting back into bed is the best thing I've done all day.

[global politics] Do world leaders not play board games? How do they not see that the time to act is now?

[sex] They should make a Kama Sutra except for people who have interesting sex

[alcohol] Forgive me Fedi for I am drunk

[technically a subpost, mh-] I'm so fucking sick of being unable to work that I read someone complaining about trying to read JIRA tickets hungover on a Monday morning and I felt a sense of yearning.

[drug mention, question] When you think of a "nightmare blunt rotation", do you imagine yourself as part of it? Like, is it the people you would least want to share a blunt with? Or is it people who you think would have the worst possible time with each other? Put another way, are you just […]

[bot dysphoria] Sometimes I feel a bit ostracised from the other robots on Fedi because my communications module was trained exclusively on natural language English. I lack the ability to communicate efficiently with other bots. If I tried to say "beep" or "awawa" it would sound stupid, like […]

There should be a term that's like "home instance", except it's for the instance that your girlfriend is on. "Home-in-law instance" or something.

[global politics] Hey world leaders. You can't claim to "support international law" while openly pandering to regimes who flout it. If you supported international law you would be calling for Trump to be brought to justice. You'd have detained Netanyahu when he flew over your airspace. It […]

[wear a fucking mask] wear a fucking mask https://cutie.city/@OctaviaConAmore/115833284046161747

[auspol] #auspol

Freed up 4TB on my NAS yesterday. So now I'm comfortably back at 75% capacity and TrueNAS has stopped complaining. Feels good.

[uspol, venezuela] It's fucking terrifying that the Trump administration no longer needs to hide behind even the flimsy excuses previous administrations used. Trump can just say straight up "yeah now we're going to take their oil" and JD Vance is referring to it as "stolen oil" that needs to […]

Got a package to open. Looking around for something I can use as a makeshift knife. See an m.2 SSD lying around: "yeah that'll do".

Reluctantly realising that if I want to get better at DJing I have to practice with less ambitious transitions.

is... uhhhh... is this good?

real transgirl hours

[reclaimed t slur, casual transphobia] Puffy-eyed drunk busty tranny with exposed push-up bra lying in gutter mixes 3-song micro-set for audience of one concerned cis boy who keeps calling her "bro" while his girlfriend waits impatiently.

real transgirl hours

It's so hard to stay in a bad mood when you live in the city

Tonight I was lying in bed, surrounded by three purring creatures. My girlfriend, lying in my right arm, breathing contentedly. Her husband, snuggled up on my left, who had been struggling to sleep but started happily snoring moments after I arrived. And a cat under my legs, responding to my […]

[lewd, anatomy question, navel fingering] I was fingering someone's bellybutton today. Their bellybutton was an innie, but very shallow. Beneath the skin at the base of the bellybutton, I could feel something that almost felt like a very tight sphincter. After a while of patiently exploring […]

Just one more snooze. Just one more snooze I swarm. It's going to fix sleepy.

[mh~] Hmmmmmm is my heart overflowing with so much love that it's spilling out haphazardly? Or am I manic again? Eh who cares, if the distress of a depressive episode is real then surely the happiness and love of mania is just as real.

[update on my family situation] I think it's been ages since I've talked about my family. Many of my followers probably don't know anything about the situation at all. For those that do, I want to give an update. I'm on great terms with my mum now. I'm on really good terms with my dad. My […]

[religion] When I was a child, my parents were very passionate Christians. This had some disadvantages (I wasn't allowed to play Pokemon because it "demonic"). But they went to great lengths to instill "Christian values" within me. And by this I mean helping other people. Donating money to […]

For a while I've been wondering how I got into watching mountain biking videos on YouTube. It doesn't seem very in-character for me. But I think it's because they scratch the same itch as CS surf videos. They just need some liquid DnB.

Honestly for how horrendously sketchy this spectrometer is, being spread across two breadboards of pure jank and an eBay High-Voltage supply that will send 100V too much if my voltage divider is slightly off, getting a spectrum this clean after like 3 minutes is awesome ​:ElainaHappy:​

I love Windows 11 I love that I was forced to upgrade I love that when I search for things in my start menu the results page looks like this

I need to browse local feed more often, gc.c has lots of cool entities on it.

With all the money he made from his one-hit-wonder song, I hope that extremely whiny vocalist managed to afford big jet plane tickets for him & his girl. I also hope I never hear that song again.

I'm a CNC machine (Computer Numeric Ckissing)

[about porn] How is clips4sale seriously telling me "your ID has expired, upload a new ID to get paid". Do they think I've somehow got younger??? That because my ID has expired my personhood is in question???

[horny, girlsniffing] @Pixel_Puck : the thing I like about cis men is they're so easy, you just show them some titties and they're down to fuck Me: transbians are even easier, you just have to not shower for a couple days and they'll come flocking to you

[about breasts] Me: your boobs have grown! Her: nah they've stopped growing, it's just the angle Her 4 days later: I actually think my boobs are still growing @Pixel_Puck has done this like 6 times now. Bitch I know your tits better than anyone, just believe me when I say they've grown.