Long Wii.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

Nintendo Switch Online Membership and Burger King Online Membership will be required to access the online multiplayer. If you are 13 years old or younger, please ask a parental guardian and a Burger King cashier to set up an account for you respectively.

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Just checked and this is real - Scottish Labour’s manifesto refers to trans people using slurs and commits to a policy of explicit segregation in public life

We are excited to announce that we are completely skipping over Mother 3 and work has begun on Mother 4. It is now in pre-production, with Jack Black set to play Ness.

Girls can love girls. Guys can love guys. We don't give a shit who you're fucking we just want you to buy Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour.

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

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おはよ🐈🤍♂ #oc

Enough is enough.

Face my fucking ATTACJK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

There's a lot of conservative politics rooted in the fundamental idea that accommodations of difference are "special treatment" at constant risk of being poached by the "undeserving", and that suffering is both an inevitable fact of life and virtuous. It's a contemptible social rot.

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

tumblr user pjackk got deleted today and everyone is holding a vigil for him. I’ll miss him so much

every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason

six years ago! never forget

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

my pigsoul has finally departed us so i will l be in mourning 4 a long time now. fly utward,. fly high

I feel like the Bluesky version of me should be edgier, more raw and untamed, not afraid to say fr*ck society... I should post something dark and fucked uppp...

Also any site with a character limit is evil, fuck off and let me ramble, I don't want to be in these chains, release me.

Lowkey Bluesky is nothing more than a Twitter rip-off and I hate it here, but Social Media isn't a business of success, it is a business of faliure, and Tumblr shat itself today while Bluesky didn't. So, for simply not publicly shitting itself loudly Bluesky wins today.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

CEOs Never Cum

I'm always saying this.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart