Went 3-0 at the Lorwyn Eclipsed pre-release event last night 😎

"If you can't handle us at our synoptic problem, then you don't deserve us at our gospel benefit." -the synoptic gospels, probably

You can specialize too

The Mississippi.

This year I'm working on giving up Pelagianism in hopes that this will earn more favor with God

How was church today? (1st Sunday after Epiphany: Baptism of the Lord edition) ⚓

Yes, but also, what if Scripture was a unicycle we rode, while only remaining balanced by clutching a giant pole with tradition on one end and reason on the other? While dressed as a clown , bc total depravity. This is why I am not a theologian.

How was church yesterday? (The Epiphany edition) ⚓

The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the Church. The posts of the influencers is the herbicide of the Church. In this essay, I will...

How was church yesterday? (2nd Sunday after Christmas edition) ⚓

Sufjan Stevens' album "Silver and Gold" will see me through this 12th Day of Christmas/Monday/first day back in the office after vacation

I achieved 200! It was fun. This year I am setting no goals other than trying to organize some group outings to introduce new people to the hobby

Pork (bacon) on New Year’s Day for luck, but on top of avocado toast to keep Dave Ramsey away all year

I wish eBird did a year recap. In any case, here are 4 birds that I saw this year. Photos are of the actual bird that I saw but taken by others. Credits in description 🪶

Because I posted Christmas beans on main, 22 new people blocked me

We could call them Feast of the Circumcision resolutions

David (@dljohnston.bsky.social) and I have fallen in love with Natalia Lafourcade's music and highly recommend it to all.

How was church today? (1st Sunday after Christmas edition) ⚓️

Why does this have 2 saves you weirdos

I made the best pot of pinto beans that I’ve ever made in honor of the birth of our Lord

The post accurate reflects the challenge of ministry in the US in 2025

Yea, Lord, we greet thee, born this happy morning; Jesus, to thee be glory given;

How was church? (Nativity of our Lord Jesus Christ edition) ⚓️

Remember to hydrate today. Especially you who are preaching, singing, playing, processing, serving, greeting, cooking, cleaning, printing, hymn board changing, providing childcare, verging, ushing, acolyting, thurifering, altar guilding, live streaming, and/or panicking ⚓

Xristmas Xarols: not the old snooze fest, these tunes SHRED. They RIP

They couldn’t publish this WOKE nonsense today. Schools are for making good workers.

It’s very windy today

How’s everyone’s Advent going?

A UM pastor friend posted on FB about how he got a call that sounded like it could be from the same guy. Then another Methodist pastor friend asked if it was [name redacted], which was the name of who called me. Turns out this guy is known and needs help we cannot give.

You may think your calling into your elected officials' offices isn't doing anything. But you may very well be living rent free in some staffer's brain afterwards!

So I was literally just cold called by a guy wanting me to explain the Trinity to him. He was not calling in good faith and would not let me get more than 3-4 words out without interrupting me. I told him I'd email him. Let me know if I become TikTok fodder!

Same, December 16th Bonne Maman Advent Jam Calendar penguin, same.

How was church today? (3rd Sunday of Advent edition) ⚓️

Loading my beautiful children Kayleigh, Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher450. Idling an hour in the parking lot of the local church INSPYR to view the nativity scene, belching carbon into the troposphere. I notice the Joseph is looking a little swarthy. Christmas is ruined

Find myself weepy at these words every time: Dying sinners, will you come, The Saviour now invites you; His bleeding wounds proclaim there's room, Let nothing then affright you— Room for you, and room for me, And room for coming sinners: Salvation pours a living stream For you and all believers.

A roux of mercy makes for a smothering gravy of grace 😭

Glad to see @barth-bro.bsky.social on here, but we still need more Barth accounts so that the Barth Council can be restored

It has been said the Second Coming will happen once someone makes the Forbidden Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, combining all 24 Bonne Maman advent jellies in one sandwich

Inside of you are two wolves… They can coexist because linear time is fake.

*youth pastor voice* "Want to talk to your dead relatives forever? Pull up a chair, my guys, and let me tell you about the communion of saints."

Main character energy is on the rise where I am as we tilt toward Christmas. Anyone else encountering this?

An important message for Advent, Christmas, and always ⚓️

hey if you work for a church, today is a GREAT DAY to check if your christmas eve/christmas service times are posted yet. people are deciding where they want to visit, give them your church as an option!!! 🕯️

How was church today? (2nd Sunday of Advent edition) ⚓️

Anyone else have the Bonnne Mamman Advent calendar? The coffee caramel spread today is too sweet and opulent for my taste

Someone from a sister Episcopal church in town asked to borrow oil for their refillable candles because they are running low. Is this an Advent test? ⚓️

Oh no the blue wave bots love this post

No one in season 5 of Stranger Things is being a non-anxious presence