Your job is pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Me on dates: "Did you know medieval people bathed, vikings didn't have horns on their helmets, Hugo Boss didn't design the Nazi uniforms, the beaked plague doctor mask didn't exist during the Black Death, Moors didn't introduce soap to Europe, Napoleon didn't shoot the nose..."

Think the prospect of going down has suddenly hit those Spurs fans #lufc

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Cue LUFC meltdown in 5…..4….

looks like BrewDog might not survive the year. Those charlatans raised £75 million off investors to generate a £2billion brand, took £100million out of the business and now it’ll collapse and anyone still invested will get nowt. Glad I sold my stake when it was clear it was a sham. Punk my arse.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Himmler was a chicken farmer before Nazism, fascist regimes will always favour devotion over ability.

If you voluntarily go to Dubai you're either an idiot or an asshole. If you MOVE to Dubai you're both.

"This is not about being a sore loser" I continue to insist as I slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob.

I dunno chums, but that doesn’t sound great.

Won’t somebody think of the influencers, recruiters and ‘project managers’.

This morning I have found myself watching 2 hours of Tucker Carlson talking about the War in Iran, the most alarming thing being how much of it made sense. :/ am I right wing now?

The should all be forced to stay in that commercialist hellhole as far as I’m concerned.

Feeling cute. Might delete later…

TV entertainer and inexplicably Secretary of Defense/War/whatevs Pete Hegseth is currently holding a press conference that is slightly adjacent to reality.

If Spurs go down I don’t know if I’ll ever stop laughing.

He’s a stale ham sandwich of a man. Never been so disappointed in a leader in my political life.

UKIP never had an elected MP, but managed to leverage a preferendum whose narrow result was in turn leveraged into the hard Brexit that Leave promised would not happen. Brexit is now recognised as a catastrophic error by 2/3 of the country. Why is ReFarage UK not dead in the water? Answer: The BBC.

"I understand Ayatollah Khamenei's holiday plans have been seriously disrupted by his death."

So far in 2026 to avoid scrutiny over Epstein the Orange rapist has incarcerated one world leader and killed another. Now neither Maduro or Khamenei are people we should mourn, but the precedent set here should be extremely troubling.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Yup I support pre-emptive strikes Pre-emptive strikes on ice cold beers before they get any notions of becoming lukewarm

We should call this action the Epstein War. He will go to any length to try and distract people from the fact he’s a paedophile and a rapist.

Whilst I couldn't give two fucks about the Iranian regime, all my thoughts are with the Iranian people and the horrendous ordeal the imperialist states of Israel and the US are subjecting them to right now. Thinking of the men, women, & children who will no doubt already be losing their loved ones.

Greens winning is good. Reform not winning is great, Labour being smashed for being Right wing sellouts is greater, Conservatives barely getting a vote and losing their deposit is fucking hilarious.

For about the dozenth time in my life I’m going to try again with Rush.

“Did you see that Will Stancil mogged Joe Rogan in the global Chad leaderboa-“ You bolt awake. You are not online. You are Marcus Julius Brutus. It is 44 BC. You have seen the future, and it cannot come to pass. Caesar must die.

Almost 50 years later and that bass riff on Billie Jean is still unfuckablewith.

Boris Johnson sees himself as Churchill but his actions are far closer to Lord Haw Haw. Like Farage and Rees Mogg, Johnson's loyalties lie with the American right wing. They ain't patriots.

An away point at the team that's third in the Premier League. That's a huge plus. A late goal against is always a kick in the gonads. The players were great, Farke's tactics were sound. Villa have better players, that's all. A good day. #lufc

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Rewatching Chernobyl because the world isn’t depressing enough apparently.

All hail the riff!!

Are there any Americans NOT embarrassed by President Trump? Really?

And it’s birthday??

It’s a start, now arrest him for being a massive nonce.

A former prince of the English realm arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Who says nothing can or ever will change? We can continue to move towards what is right even in dark times.

Can we just spare a moment to think about Virginia Giuffre who didn't see justice in her lifetime. The world failed that woman so badly. Hopefully it won't fail the other victims of Epstein.

The debut Iron Maiden record is better than Number of the Beast. I said what I said. #MetalSky

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Wow.

Lots of woke, anti-pancake nonsense on here today. Have a word with yourselves, eh. #pancakes

Any nerds on Hevy? What’s your tags? #GymSky

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all