Drop your crime-fighting Catholics.

Shadow vs. piss is the blue-gold dress debate of 2026.

JD Vance is like Ms Garrison. Has sex with one woman after a sex change and then assigns herself leader of the lesbians.

Mini heat wave got me dangerously close to Dave Syndrome.

Here are the 7 senate democrats who voted to continue sending bombs to Netanyahu. Richard Blumenthal (CT) Chris Coons (DE) Catherine Cortez Masto (NV) John Fetterman (PA) Kirsten Gillibrand (NY) Jackie Rosen (NV) Chuck Schumer (NY)

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Release the god damn Epstein Files already!

When the Fanta Menace is finally gone, Uncle Sam should reimburse me for the metric fuckton of weed I've had to smoke to maintain sanity.

JD has been “Catholic” for five mins and thinks he’s the boss of the pope.

Donny shit a brick because Pope Leo criticized his Iraq war — but the pope was all "too fucking bad if you don't like it, Jack. sit on it and twirl." and THEN Donny compared himself to Jesus. it's all in today's super-respectful post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dFKoyh

JD Vance should eradicate Measles by endorsing it

Don’t worry - Vance will solve the problem

Me: Ticks the box marked 'discreet packaging' The packaging:

I guess the Enshittification of bluesky has begun. That was fast.

There is no McTry.

Did it take too long to push Epstein off of Trending bluesky? Now you limit it to two do it manually? I don't wanna be tinfoil hat about this but wtf?

I suggest Congress stop being scared of Trump and start being scared of the American people..: Because we are DONE.

Grampa’s not going to get any better at driving in the next two weeks. Time to take the keys away.

To the geologists out there #geology #rocks www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPjS...

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

It's way past time. Dude is out of his mind.

live feed of being a game dev in 2026

I want to go back in time where this statement alone would start impeachment. #USDemocracy

Epstein Files Now

Artemis II launch caught from an airline flight. Incredible video.

Bray and Tammy Aberdeen

A lot of you resister accounts using genAI...

If you see this, drop a hero with a sword.

It’s crazy that they get so close to a peace deal every week before Monday open

BREAKING NEWS: I fixed the sink!

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Found a perfectly working ASUS PB287Q 28" 4k monitor on the street. Trash gods been hooking me up! It has that rad base that lets you go vertical like the Dell stands used to.

No kings nyc #nokings

Breaking this one out again for tomorrow #nokings no kings

I was talking with my friend about how I liked Project Hail Mary and his response

lmao

I used to have a bass back in the day. Played right handed not very well. I cut my index finger tendon on my left hand like 6 years ago and this last xmas I thought I'd try to play left handed instead. So I got this 100 dollar bass on amazon and this is 3 months of practice.

With the new Harry Potter trailer dropping today, now is a better time than ever to remind everyone that J. K. Rowling's name appears in the Epstein files where she calls Epstein "a very dear friend".

This cartoon is from 2007. What does that tell us?

Dude fuck this guy www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Pulitzer-worthy

Saw this on the street… #trumpepstein #epstein