Now I'm as tolerant as the next person but driving to the front of the car wash queue and *then* going into the shop to buy the ticket/code should be an executable offence.

Which perfect album came out when you were 16?

Hej vänner! Majblomman är en välgörenhets organisation som ger ekonomiskt stöd till barn i Sverige som lever i fattigdom. Snälla stöd Majblomman genom att köpa något online från min son Thomas's e-butik och få din produkt levererad till dörren Tack, Pete #majblomman majblomman.shop/thomas-5

I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at the name Bert Gash AND the convoluted way the heroine worked it out. #BERTGASH

News used to be better

A lovely time with the True Prince of Wales @simonloverules.bsky.social talking about an evil chopper.

Happy Easter to all who celebrate

Lost my underpants at the swimming pool yesterday before having to "go commando" in the Lego shop and buying a big Optimus Prime. I am 55.

I'm reading "There is no Anti-memetics Division" Or am I...?

What is your favourite Simpsons video game?

Starting early on the micheladas!

Neurosis are back!!! music.neurotrecordings.com/burning_worl...

Just your 48ish human hours until the World's Greatest Virtual Metal Cruise to Finland sails again! All welcome! DM for Zoom link #Metal #Metalsky 7000 Zooms Of Metal Prog Metal Edition 21st March 9pm UK TIME

Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?” PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.” Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?” PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”

Waiting for a plane #beer #beersky

The absolute King 👑 of bagged sweets. Undefeatable.

This time next week chums and pals! #metal #metalsky

Painted some miniatures with Speedpaint Markers. Not painted for years and years...not too shabby tho! #warhammer #wh40k #miniatures #speedpaint #warhammer40k #spacemarine #tyranids @thearmypainter.bsky.social

New life goal is to be as effortlessly alluring as this frog I encountered at the garden centre

LoLing at this ridiculous jacket, 26 pockets including 1 for a 15 inch laptop! A must! Check out ISOLA26 | 365-Day Waterproof Adventure Jacket by Jacopo on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/lev...

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

My boy (11) painted his first ever miniature and wanted me to post it online, what do you think? #painting #miniatures #miniaturepainting #valheim #skeleton #warhammer #warhammer40k #speedpaint

First time painting a miniature in a very long time made easy by Speedpaint Markers #WH40K #termagent #warhammer #miniatures #speedpaint Yes yes I know everything is the "wrong" colour...

"many orcs will die. But out of the chaos we will form a new and perfect order..."

Just asked my daughter if Sabrina Carpenter was a real carpenter and she rolled her eyes so hard that they span around in her head like slot machine reels.

Are Coroner Prog? Asking for a friend who is a Virtual Metal Cruise to Finland youtu.be/3O8PtResaY8?...

Enjoying this woodcut of Vlad the Impaler and his Nutribullet™

#Metal #Prog #Metalsky #Music Announcing the triumphant return of the World's Greatest Virtual Metal Cruise™ 7000 Zooms Of Metal Virtual Metal Cruise Prog Metal Edition Sat 21st March 9pm UK time DM for Zoom link or details All welcome!

#Metal #Prog #Metalsky #Music Announcing the triumphant return of the World's Greatest Virtual Metal Cruise™ 7000 Zooms Of Metal Virtual Metal Cruise Prog Metal Edition Sat 21st March 9pm UK time DM for Zoom link or details All welcome!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! Now to simply open my wallet and have all my money fly away... #wh40k #warhammer #spacemarine #speedpaint

Stunning new track from At The Gates featuring the sadly departed Tomas Lindberg. Named my own son after him. An emotional farewell... #RIPTompa #metal #metalsky youtu.be/EEpFYm-S8qk?...

Saw the Harlem Globetrotters with the boy tonight in Stockholm. Fun.

Show me your Uber driver

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Alright then let's give these speedpaint markers a go... #wh40k #warhammer #spacemarine #speedpaint

Got macro-miseryshows with the old "let's take it in turns choosing tunes for the car ride!" My turn first youtu.be/50Mei8QVig4?...

TUNES! #metalsky youtube.com/playlist?lis...

So then Thursday, what sort of day are you going to be...? #grindcore ? Or #doom ?

Just catching up on some modern tunes youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/B1jJ7Wg7KzE?...

Does anyone know when The "Superbowl" is? It's for my kids homework, thanks #superbowl

Chapter for transforming into a snake - Nile

Rock Lobster by The B-52s gives me the screaming heebie-jeebies I hate it viscerally.