Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...

Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich

every now and then i catch myself diligently reading someone’s long-ass thread on here before im like…hang on. i don’t care about any of this

Do we all still ultimately pay for their hubris and greed? Yes. Is the condemned man allowed to chortle when the approaching executioner slips on a banana peel? Also yes.

It feels surreal to me that my government's slide into fascist authoritarianism isn't the only thing I have going on right now.

Spotted on campus this morning. Thanks to the person who posted this.

RUBIO [thinking]: I just want to sink into this couch 😬😣😰🫣🤢 VANCE [thinking]: I just want to ~s i n k~ into this couch 😛🤤😮‍💨😏😈

Trump fires archivist of the United States, official who oversees government records 📜 www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-f...

well I sure hope so, or I made this for nothing

RIP, President Carter 😔

not to be too harsh but what’s the use of transgender representation in congress if they will immediately give in to fascist demands. genuinely what’s the purpose to this at all here

Cats are such ridiculous creatures

How are people still giving this woman the benefit of the doubt?