thank you for the amazing insight dr. philosopher phd

cried while writing an email today and then didn't send it. just another day of grad school

formula i thought i proved last month is wrong 😔 i know now what the correct formula should be but now i have to prove it again 😔😔

this may come as a surprise to some of you but i think there might be problems with my mental health

Alright, that's quite enough of that. Goodnight, gay people in my phone

someone should kill this Bill guy...

changing my name to bill so uma thurman hunts me down and kills me with the five point palm exploding heart technique

change of plan we're watching both kill bills

everyone says 4:30am is the perfect time to get drunk and watch old hbomberguy videos. ask anyone

"forgot to limit replies to mutuals again on a post that started getting likes" award

me after i get out of bed

woohoobs are so cool ........

its so fucked up that boobs are so cool but the word starts with "boo". thats a bad thing! we should be calling them "woohoobs"

very upsetting that bluesky asks "What's up?" when you hit the button to write a post. because like. what isn't up, buddy

this is so true (posting from my electric blanket)

would you still love me if i dropped out of grad school two or three months before i would have submitted my thesis

Hi y'all Lucy made the goal a modest 4k/10k cost and plans to sell her musical equipment to make up for the rest, but if y'all could keep sharing and donating so that she doesn't lose that stuff it would mean the world to me and her!

i should not have to go to work when the world is like this. they should give me one year's pay no questions asked to help me feel a little better

taking out a restraining order against myself

i want to quit my job so bad dude

bitch with a theory of Nothing

Julius Caesar being described as "every woman’s man and every man’s woman" is bi representation. www.lexundria.com/suet_jul/45-...

does anyone want to drink really hard and then cry together

the battle of agincourt is a prime example of why Best of 1, Closed Teamsheet is a garbage format

staring at the crotch of a guy from the country east of serbia call that the bulg area

there is no way luigi isn't packing

a forum for a video game series i liked when i was 14 lol

guys i totally found her i was reading some of our old DMs and i found a way to get in touch with someone that might be her and it was i totally found her 🥹

meeeeeeeee

frotting with a stick of dynamite

Had leftover beef ragu I made a a few days ago. The world is well again, for a time.

Spell Tome: Seduce Nerd

if i catch you using one of these unironically im blocking you

I have two different groups of four friends I'm trying to get together to do something and in both groups one of the four has seen and not responded (in one case twice). at what point do i start pulling my own hair out

you’re in her dms, im in a shallow grave in her backyard

i live in a hitler country run by hitlers and populated in large part by numerous smaller hitlers

any heiresses want to put a cigarette out on me

"the difference between me and tradwives is I keep my misogyny fetish to myself" - my girlfriend

she do re on my mi fa til i so la ti do

you're telling me this blanket is for weighing Ted?

it sucks so bad that the responsibility for my problems lies with me because like. that bitch isn't gonna do SHIT about my problems they fuckin HATE me

fuck you. beam of nipple inversion 🫵

im so fucking angry all the fucking time. fuck

scott adams won’t see your tweets about him but your friends who destroyed their legacies as inoffensive newspaper cartoonists with decades long racist crashouts will