I'm not Enron, please don't put it in the papers that I'm Enron

i went to bed without eating dinner and then slept for 12 hours and now im so hungry im gonna die but i have to cook 😔

out of the frying pan and into the oven safe roasting pan

"boot camp"? what is that, like a foot fetish thing?

my head hurts existence is torture

This is excellent news for Magic: The Gathering players

If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will

things are not going well is mercury a tardigrade or whatever

if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason

going to sleep at 6pm: awesome, above criticism, im literally an angel of heaven waking up at midnight: uh oh. oh... oh, no

sometimes you just want a robot to kill you and it doesn't matter whether hate is involved

just updated my nvidia graphics drivers. worst mistake i ever made and it's lowkey ruined my evening

i think being low level formatted probably feels really good if you're an sd card

pills that make you able to do mathematics before 11pm

Got another paper rejection today :):):)

im like a weeaboo but for Dragon Age Grey Wardens. i should get a tattoo of their flag

do u guys think i have an emersonian mind 🥺

jc denton: paul. i'm gonna have the last grapefruit seltzer. paul denton: don't do it, jc. you haven't eaten all day and will give yourself an upset stomach. jc: you underestimate what i'm capable of. 30 MINUTES LATER jc: paul. paul: what is it? jc: my tummy hurts.

heartbreaking: local PhD student invents just the fuckin *worst* notation for something theyre working on

i hope the new york times kills itself

im sorry but it will always be very funny to me to say "technically speaking" right before a decidedly non-technical term it is, technically speaking, fucking hilarious

antonym of in should be

I'm starting to think I straight up do not want a postdoc after (that is, if) I graduate. No idea what I want instead, but like. I can't really see myself doing this any longer than I have to any more

why do we call it Dante's Inferno? like. are there any other famous Infernos? it's Inferno, by Dante. i don't call Lord of the Rings "Tolkien's Lord of the Rings" it's just. you know what i mean? it's just Inferno. what's up with that

me btw

forgot to decide whether i want to apply to something and now the deadline is in like 5 days so its time to panic

now watching The VelociPastor (2018). starting real strong

god people keep writing these guides and it’s so infantilizing? just take her out somewhere that she likes and treat her well. the only real unique problems are that she’s more sensitive to environmental concerns so keep her out of direct sunlight and don’t get her wet. also she probably won’t fuck

prehistoric humans playing magic: the hunter-gathering

the nostril is the urethra of the nose

book im reading killed off a character i liked (ive read it before but i forgot that happened) 😔😔😔

hanging a shallot and a garlic bulb off the carabiner with my keys

its time we brought tying an onion to your belt back into style

Expecting to be getting a lot of mileage out of this image

there has been discourse in my department about desk assignations for like. six months now. im so tired of hearing about it. it just keeps getting rehashed with the same arguments again and again

sometimes I think math is a whole extremely-long running inside joke that's not actually very funny

My absolute favorite thing about Rise of Skywalker is the character Ochi (who you won't recall because he's barely mentioned/featured but he ties the ENTIRE forward momentum of the plot together) This is someone's explanation of Ochi and what he did

i do a lot of things that ive never really thought of as dissociating but im starting to think might be

just follow the heuristic “a woman is something that transforms like a woman”

Please help us!

im at the worst point across the entire 14 book wheel of time series: mat just met tylin. struggling to make myself read on, mostly because i hate leaving series unfinished

[writing lines on a chalkboard after class] im NOT going to kill myself i WILL finish this PhD im NOT going to kill myself i WILL finish this PhD im NOT going to kill myself i WILL finish this PhD im NOT g

Miserable showing from Labour with 3,713 votes. They’ve haven’t lost a Senedd election there since the Senedd’s inception. And they’ve won every GE there since the constituency was created in 1918. Fewer than 18 months of Keir Starmer as PM undid all of that.

did you guys know that in the extended cut of lord of the rings in that scene where viggo mortensen kicks a rock he actually had a mind shattering prostate orgasm. that's why he screamed that way

this aside, miss saigon was very good. hit me right in my specific personal weak spot